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Thread started 04/22/12 1:17am

EmeraldSkies

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A Penis Has A Sad Life....

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lol

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach

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Reply #1 posted 04/22/12 1:19am

imago	But he gets to start wars and run the world.
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Reply #2 posted 04/22/12 3:12am

jon1967
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Reply #3 posted 04/22/12 4:23am

JoeTyler	I was already laughing with point 1 by point 4 I fell off the chair
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Reply #4 posted 04/22/12 5:18am

PANDURITO

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Last night my penis saved my life neutral

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Reply #5 posted 04/22/12 5:30am

ThisOne

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early

lol

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Reply #6 posted 04/22/12 5:35am

ThisOne	PANDURITO said: Last night my penis saved my life how???????????????????????????????? mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #7 posted 04/22/12 5:42am

PANDURITO

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ThisOne said:

PANDURITO said:

Last night my penis saved my life

how????????????????????????????????

You'd like to know, wouldn't you?

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Reply #8 posted 04/22/12 5:42am

PANDURITO

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evillol

zipped

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Reply #9 posted 04/22/12 6:23am

JoeTyler

ThisOne said:

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early

falloff !!!

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Reply #10 posted 04/22/12 10:04am

PositivityNYC

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ThisOne said:

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early

lol

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Reply #11 posted 04/22/12 10:10am

jon1967	[img:$uid]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jonwolslau/dream-2-1.gif[/img:$uid]
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Reply #12 posted 04/22/12 10:19am

robertlove

ThisOne said:

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early

lol lol

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Reply #13 posted 04/22/12 11:33am

Timmy84
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Reply #14 posted 04/22/12 11:42am

Gunsnhalen	Timmy84 said: don't hate on the shake weight! i have one Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #15 posted 04/22/12 12:24pm

Timmy84	Gunsnhalen said: Timmy84 said: don't hate on the shake weight! i have one Dude, that thing is a euphemism for a hand job/jerking off and you know it.
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Reply #16 posted 04/22/12 12:25pm

ThruTheEyesOfW
onder

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I'm so done...

falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff x INFINITY!

lol

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"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror)

"I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" lol