http://www.usatoday.com/n...8/1?csp=hf

Seriously?

Who needs a drink that bad?!

Genius!

Damn I wish I was young again. I could be having casual oral sex with anyone and getting drunk with just a couple dollars and some salt.

Culling the herd.

What's wrong...Robitussin doesnt do the trick anymore?

so wait, vodka infused tampons isn't IN anymore?????

No comment.

the killin part ("heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy play on words")

is that nowadays kids are just too fuckin lazy to do drugs.

most of the lil twerps are goin under the kitchen sink

and out to the garage experimentin with shit that they

think won't land them in jail... it's just sad, and a good thing i'm

older now, i got 17 2 leter bags of the perell and tight pockets.

i woulda been outside measurin off shots $2 two skwerts

AND IT WOULD BE LEGAL!!!

jk

WTH is wrong with people..

BobGeorge909 said:

I was at rehab for pain-killers and in the cafeteria, there was a hand-sanatizer pump with a warning under it sayin it was for hand sanatizing ONLY, and NOT consumption.

i was in treatment and you could have nothing with an alcohol base

not even stick deoderent, not mouth wash, not nothin...

i was trippin cause i was wonderin who would ever drink mouthwash.

nothin surprises me now...

oh btw, good one about the painkillers

you know i'm just fuckin with you...

I have heard of folks that sniff glue to get a high

cool i'm gonna try that

Dewrede said:

cool i'm gonna try that

And risk being part of an obituary dude?

Dewrede said:

cool i'm gonna try that

no you won't.

Reminds me of when I worked in radio. We had an underage DJ (20 years old) who once asked a friend and me, "Did you ever drink NyQuil just for the buzz?"

I said, "No, honey - I'm old enough to have a real drink."

KingBAD said:

Has anyone made a "Wash your mouth out with soap, young man!" joke yet?

If not, let me be the first.

Genesia said:

Reminds me of when I worked in radio. We had an underage DJ (20 years old) who once asked a friend and me, "Did you ever drink NyQuil just for the buzz?"

I said, "No, honey - I'm old enough to have a real drink."

Some people drink Benadryl for the buzz I heard. I know alcoholics are laughing at them too. "Y'all don't know about a drink you whippersnappers! "

Timmy84 said:

Genesia said:

Reminds me of when I worked in radio. We had an underage DJ (20 years old) who once asked a friend and me, "Did you ever drink NyQuil just for the buzz?"

I said, "No, honey - I'm old enough to have a real drink."

Some people drink Benadryl for the buzz I heard. I know alcoholics are laughing at them too. "Y'all don't know about a drink you whippersnappers! "

If these kids were smart, they'd check the medicine cabinets of their perimenopausal mothers, to see if they have any Prometrium (oral progesterone). Best.Buzz.Ever. Until you fall asleep - which is pretty much inevitable.

Not that I endorse this, of course - especially for boys. Downing female hormones might have other consequences.

Nail polish remover liquid and nail polish remover pads used to be a popular drug, too, before they changed the formula. People risked their kidneys for a short little high.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/s...g-GBL.html

lazycrockett said:

Culling the herd.

WRONG! Funny but wrong!

KoolEaze said:

Nail polish remover liquid and nail polish remover pads used to be a popular drug, too, before they changed the formula. People risked their kidneys for a short little high.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/s...g-GBL.html

Genesia said:

Timmy84 said:

Some people drink Benadryl for the buzz I heard. I know alcoholics are laughing at them too. "Y'all don't know about a drink you whippersnappers! "

If these kids were smart, they'd check the medicine cabinets of their perimenopausal mothers, to see if they have any Prometrium (oral progesterone). Best.Buzz.Ever. Until you fall asleep - which is pretty much inevitable.

Not that I endorse this, of course - especially for boys. Downing female hormones might have other consequences.

People are crazy enough to try anything with a weird name...

Kids. Half the brain cells fried before they figure out how to use them.

Gross

I guess there must be a high alcohol content in that stuff though. I use tons of it at work and it reminds me of hangovers.

BobGeorge909 said:

KingBAD said:

i was in treatment and you could have nothing with an alcohol base

not even stick deoderent, not mouth wash, not nothin...

i was trippin cause i was wonderin who would ever drink mouthwash.

nothin surprises me now...

oh btw, good one about the painkillers

you know i'm just fuckin with you...

Sol Goode. Substance abuse comes .along with a fair share of ridicule.

c'mon,

you know you fucked wit somebody in there

that claimed they had a marajuana addiction

you walk in they say "hi you got a cigarette, whuut's yo drug of choice? oh me?

i was addicted to joints..." you be like REALLY!

KingBAD said:

Pot addiction is an oxymoron ain't it?

That's a damn shame. Back in my day we just ask the corner drunk or a young adult to "cop" use some liquor.

KingBAD said:

BobGeorge909 said:

KingBAD said: Sol Goode. Substance abuse comes .along with a fair share of ridicule.

c'mon,

you know you fucked wit somebody in there

that claimed they had a marajuana addiction

you walk in they say "hi you got a cigarette, whuut's yo drug of choice? oh me?

i was addicted to joints..." you be like REALLY!

Just because it's not addictive in the same way as cocaine or heroin doesn't mean it's not addictive.

It's psychologically addictive, which [potentially] affects every aspect of your life--eating, sleeping, sex, socializing, work, etc

Hell, people get therapy for just living! They get locked away because their own thoughts are too dangerous to themselves and to society.