Funny cuz its true!!

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I feel disgruntled today. I'm tempted to stop by Taco Bell when I leave work to indulge in a Dorito taco and devour it as if I'm not going to live past today.

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Car wouldn't start-fixed it-made it to work on time.

Home alarm went off while at work-false alarm

Had one problem after another at work.

In the last 45 minutes of work, got dumped with more work that had to be completed today no if ands or buts.

My new mail box service lost my package. Now I have to make a zillion phone calls to follow up with the idiots who lost and or stole my mail. Did I mention, I hadn't even had their "service" a week yet?!!!

In short crappy day.

some ppl have really stinky armpitts :ill2

Lisa10 said:

ThisOne said:

Omg I danced with Prince

Very cool!

yes it was!!!!

Deadflow3r said:

I am having a great day and a bad day and I am pissed as shit.

I had my wallet stolen half a month ago.

With it went my massachusetts ID

My debit card with a bank that is not in the state of louisiana.

Finally got a new ID from Louisiana

But only have checks from my Bank of America, which is not in Louisiana.

ordered a new debit card with new #

it was never sent.

ordered it again.

had it sent to my landlords address since my mailbox is right on the street and i am surrounded by heroine and other substance abuse people. I am not exagerating.

My landlady is avoiding giving me my mail.

I kid u not.

I found a new place to live but need access to my money to at least make a deposit!!!

By 6pm.

pray for me that the landlady gives me my fucken debit card so that i can get the fuck out of there.

NOOOOOO, i am not stupi enough to tell her that i need it to make a deposit on another place.

HELP!!!! my org account is F'd UP! I can't start any threads anymore. The only way I can write anything if I respond to what somebody else wrote. I have to actually include what they wrote in my response. I can't just randomly respond. I keep getting this error message. Anybody else ever have this problem. How can I fix it???

This put the biggest smile on my face. I love, love, love, love tigers. I will definitely be making several trips to the Safari Park this summer.

I went on a date

I liked the guy after the date was over

He text me and told me that he liked me also

This is me we are talking about people

He is unusual looking but very sexy to me, smart and kind hearted

Miracles do happen!!!

Deadflow3r said:

I went on a date

I liked the guy after the date was over

He text me and told me that he liked me also

This is me we are talking about people

He is unusual looking but very sexy to me, smart and kind hearted

Miracles do happen!!!

This is great.

He is 31 and I am 50 but we have great chemistry thus far.

veronikka said:

Fainted an fell this morning, I have badly bruised eye now

Oh no! Are you okay?

Deadflow3r said:

He is 31 and I am 50 but we have great chemistry thus far.

:hi5:

I hope everything works great for you guys.

KidaDynamite said:

'Thread missing or not yet approved'.

It's so annoying when that happens.

veronikka said:

KidaDynamite said:

Oh no! Are you okay?

I'm fine an empty stomach and the sight of blood r not a good combo for me

Wow. Well, I'm glad you're fine. Passing out is not a good feeling, I know all about that.

KidaDynamite said:

Deadflow3r said:

He is 31 and I am 50 but we have great chemistry thus far.

:hi5:

I hope everything works great for you guys.

This is the truth, I am not making this up.

It was clear to me from the start that this was mostly about booty call. Fine.

He lives in the French Quarter.

I live in Center City/ the 7th ward.

He wants to meet late Saturday night at my place,

He doesn't like it that I live in Center City " I just don't want to get shot at".

I have no AC.

I still have not gotten furniture so my mattress is on the floor.

my apartment is decorated with milk crates and I really stop feeling good about this meet up by 4pm.

I text him, I can't do it tonight, lets reschedule.

I was honest with him and told him the next day.

He had said earlier that when he had women in his place in the past that they would not leavel.

I told him, in message, that i would not do that, I would just come and go and not camp out and freak him outl. That was Sunday.

Monday he text me.

he says that he like s me very much but does not trust me due to my financial situation and that he has met many liars in the past.

He said "i just wish that you were not living in the most dangerous neighborhood in the south."

I messaged back,

ps, i have not stolen anything since i stole a stick of butter in high school just to see what it was like.

then " you made me feel like trash, thanx"

he text me 3 times after, sorry, your not trash, and r u ok ? and got no answer from me.

Mr Dumb Ignorant Arrogant fuck,

I already know I am not trash!!!

This is my fortune, the fortune of being an inteligent woman from the wrong side of the tracks. I hope this man end up married to a doctors daughter who can't fuck for shit!!!!

Deadflow3r said:

KidaDynamite said:

:hi5:

I hope everything works great for you guys.

This is the truth, I am not making this up.

It was clear to me from the start that this was mostly about booty call. Fine.

He lives in the French Quarter.

I live in Center City/ the 7th ward.

He wants to meet late Saturday night at my place,

He doesn't like it that I live in Center City " I just don't want to get shot at".

I have no AC.

I still have not gotten furniture so my mattress is on the floor.

my apartment is decorated with milk crates and I really stop feeling good about this meet up by 4pm.

I text him, I can't do it tonight, lets reschedule.

I was honest with him and told him the next day.

He had said earlier that when he had women in his place in the past that they would not leavel.

I told him, in message, that i would not do that, I would just come and go and not camp out and freak him outl. That was Sunday.

Monday he text me.

he says that he like s me very much but does not trust me due to my financial situation and that he has met many liars in the past.

He said "i just wish that you were not living in the most dangerous neighborhood in the south."

I messaged back,

ps, i have not stolen anything since i stole a stick of butter in high school just to see what it was like.

then " you made me feel like trash, thanx"

he text me 3 times after, sorry, your not trash, and r u ok ? and got no answer from me.

Mr Dumb Ignorant Arrogant fuck,

I already know I am not trash!!!

This is my fortune, the fortune of being an inteligent woman from the wrong side of the tracks. I hope this man end up married to a doctors daughter who can't fuck for shit!!!!

hey orgers......

due 2 recent unsavoury events - i just want 2 say.......................

ThisOne said:

hey orgers......

due 2 recent unsavoury events - i just want 2 say.......................

Deadflow3r said:

KidaDynamite said:

:hi5:

I hope everything works great for you guys.

This is the truth, I am not making this up.

It was clear to me from the start that this was mostly about booty call. Fine.

He lives in the French Quarter.

I live in Center City/ the 7th ward.

He wants to meet late Saturday night at my place,

He doesn't like it that I live in Center City " I just don't want to get shot at".

I have no AC.

I still have not gotten furniture so my mattress is on the floor.

my apartment is decorated with milk crates and I really stop feeling good about this meet up by 4pm.

I text him, I can't do it tonight, lets reschedule.

I was honest with him and told him the next day.

He had said earlier that when he had women in his place in the past that they would not leavel.

I told him, in message, that i would not do that, I would just come and go and not camp out and freak him outl. That was Sunday.

Monday he text me.

he says that he like s me very much but does not trust me due to my financial situation and that he has met many liars in the past.

He said "i just wish that you were not living in the most dangerous neighborhood in the south."

I messaged back,

ps, i have not stolen anything since i stole a stick of butter in high school just to see what it was like.

then " you made me feel like trash, thanx"

he text me 3 times after, sorry, your not trash, and r u ok ? and got no answer from me.

Mr Dumb Ignorant Arrogant fuck,

I already know I am not trash!!!

This is my fortune, the fortune of being an inteligent woman from the wrong side of the tracks. I hope this man end up married to a doctors daughter who can't fuck for shit!!!!

oh, no. you're way too good for this dude. hang on until you find someone who will love you anyway. money ain't where it's at so let's avoid those who think it is....

and ps: that bolded bit