This morning on Stern, they played a phony phone call with the name "Lee Kenaynis".

This is a thread to submit your favorite (or not-so-favorite) made-up names that say dirty - or just funny - things!

I knew a guy named Richard Head. He drank himself to death, but he made a lot of money in the insurance business.

I also had a frat brother named "Charles Given Seaman". WTF?

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There's a wine writer named Hugh Johnson. I always thought that should have been a porn name.

RodeoSchro said:

I knew a guy named Richard Head. He drank himself to death, but he made a lot of money in the insurance business.

Was he related to Mike Hawke?

Efan said:

There's a wine writer named Hugh Johnson. I always thought that should have been a porn name.

Does he know Saul T. Lode?

Ace said:

Efan said:

There's a wine writer named Hugh Johnson. I always thought that should have been a porn name.

Does he know Saul T. Lode?

There's a realator (i think that's what they're called) somewhere in America called Dick Balls.

I giggled like a school-girl when I saw that.

...And - honest truth - I know someone named Ivor Harden

Ace said:

RodeoSchro said:

I knew a guy named Richard Head. He drank himself to death, but he made a lot of money in the insurance business.

Was he related to Mike Hawke?

I heard a dude call up a Houston sports talk radio show one day and pimp a prospect named Michael Hawk, but of course he went by "Mike".

The hosts didn't catch "Mike Hawk" for like 4 or 5 minutes. I was rolling!

RodeoSchro said:

Ace said:

Was he related to Mike Hawke?

I heard a dude call up a Houston sports talk radio show one day and pimp a prospect named Michael Hawk, but of course he went by "Mike".

The hosts didn't catch "Mike Hawk" for like 4 or 5 minutes. I was rolling!

Coincidentally, I've heard of another fine prospect, named Michael Hunt, who also goes by "Mike".

I'm a mail carrier & there's a guy named Adolph Macock...NO LIE...I die laughing everytime i see his mail!!!

A library at UCLA is named after Hugh G. Dick

Artie used to have a lot of these, like Holden McGroin.

Ima Cumming

my great uncle BUSTA PUNANNI

my dad's boss name is dick sucker, and i am not making that up, he gave me a tour of his office and i saw the guys name plate on his door.

My 10th grade Math teacher 's name was Dick Weiner.

Phil McCracken

I know a Dick Hare.

harry peters

long duck dong

dick butts

holder hymen

areola hardning

just the names Titiana and Vaginia crack me up!!!

the cousins Ben Dover, Bob Down, Bill Ding and Jack Haas r always funny

then there is

Sandy Butts

Andy Longbottom

Richard Small

Mike Hunt

Fanny O'Rear

ThisOne said:

just the names Titiana and Vaginia crack me up!!!

the cousins Ben Dover, Bob Down, Bill Ding and Jack Haas r always funny

then there is

Sandy Butts

Andy Longbottom

Richard Small

Mike Hunt

Fanny O'Rear

My uncle went into a shop to buy rolling tobacco and accidently asked for 'Half ounce of Golden Vagina'.

A Stern Show favorite of mine:

Eileen Ulick

From the Sarah Silverman Program:

May Kadoody

dick m down

There's a lady that owns a bar a couple of towns over named Sharon Peters.

I'm usually not the biggest phony phone call fan but the names richard and sal come up with are the best!

NH used to have a state rep named Dick Sweat. no lie. I just looked him up he was also the US embassidor to Denmark at one point.

There was a family where I grew up whose last name was Cockburn.

I went to school with a girl whos last name was bobbie sucker and then she named a guy named kok