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Cow Turns 40 Good morning humans:
Just wanted to let you know I'm turning 40 today. 40 is pretty old for a cow. Milk is starting to dry up. My dreams of being a show cow at the county fair look to be unfulfilled. Every day my knees hurt and it's twice as bad as bipeds because I have four of them. But it's okay. I've done some good here and there and I get the chance to interact with you all. You as a collective whole are about as decent a group of humans as a heifer could meet. So thank you.
Going to go stand in the pasture now, pretty much like I do every day. But who knows...maybe I'll stray down to the end of the field today and just keep walking. You ever notice they put fences around horses but a lot of times you just see cows in open fields. Some think it is because we have no ambition but in reality it is because we are slow and heavy and dependent. But maybe today I will dare to dream...
Love you Org. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow gratulations | |
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Oh, and don't worry about your symptoms It's just bovine PMS
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Happy birthday Cow! I'm pretty sure you could make a killing doing beastiality porn.
الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
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HaPpY bIrThDaY! 
May the grass U eat always B green & sweet!
moooo-nopause a whore in sheep's clothing | |
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Happy Birthday, Cow!
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Happy Birthday, Cow!!!
Too bad, you didn't live closer. I'd love to treat you to a special celebration, and have you for dinner. | |
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LMAO!!!!
happy birthday and may you have many mooooooo-re | |
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[img:$uid]http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x177/sheridives/birthday_cow.gif[/img:$uid] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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i hope your birthday is steak!!! oops i mean great mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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and make sure u party till the cows come home
omg i need 2 stop that was awful!!!!! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Happy birthday!
Hope you have an udderly fantastic day!
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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the cows will leave gifts | |
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Happy Birthday to MOOOOOOOOOO!
[img:$uid]http://cowmoochandise.com/mt.jpg[/img:$uid] ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Happy Birthday!!! 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes and various beef puns. Really appreciate all the love.
I am edging closer to the road as we speak but those cars are going awful fast. I'm an analog cow in a digital world. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Can I start something with your beef? | |
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Love your posts and threads. You are a very funny and smart person. Happy Birthday Cow ! " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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you're no piece of veal anymore...What to get Cow for it's birthday....
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Happy Birthday!!
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Funny and smart---Yes
Person--No, I'm a bovine. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Yummmmmm....douse it with a little Jack Daniels tonight though! Eat Mor Horses | |
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Just enjoy a choco milkshake and all will be right in the morning. Enjoy your day! Prince's Sarah | |
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