I was just thinking about childhood and the dumb shit folks fought over. I remember how one girl I know wanted to beat the hell out of my sister because my sister said that the girl ate bagels. For real...she waiting for her after school, chasing her home and everything.

Please...share your fighting over dumb shit stories.....

OK...

I saw one girl get jumped by several others over the fact that the one girl getting jumped had a natural set of blue eyes.

LAWD!! No wonder I stayed away from chicks in high school.

I beat up a kid over a seat on the bus one time. I was in kindergarten & he was in the 4th grade. My sister was a bus safety [& in the 5th grade], so she let me beat him to a pulp & I didn't get in trouble for it whatsoever. It was so stupid when I think about it now

...But now when I think about the whole situation, he was pushing me out of the seat on purpose [which started the whole thing ], so maybe....

... Ultimately, it was stupid none the less

My best friend and I fought over the lyrics to Jody Watley's "New Love" in the 4th grade. She said it was:

"Was she hot, did she turn you on

Curiosity rules my world"

I said it was:

"Was she hot, did she turn you out

Curiosity rules my brain"

And, of course, I was right. We didn't speak for 2 days which is an eternity when you're that young.

And then there was the time this one dumb bitch in the 6th grade wanted to fight me after school because she saw me talking to her boyfriend and "twirling my hair" in Language Arts class. Yes, I was talking to her boyfriend. No, I was not trying to get with him. And I don't know about that twirling my hair business. She was insecure because her boobies hadn't grown in yet and I was rocking a C cup. Anyways, she never showed up to the place she told me to be to fight her so nothing happened.

Tittypants said:

I beat up a kid over a seat on the bus one time. I was in kindergarten & he was in the 4th grade. My sister was a bus safety [& in the 5th grade], so she let me beat him to a pulp & I didn't get in trouble for it whatsoever. It was so stupid when I think about it now

...But now when I think about the whole situation, he was pushing me out of the seat on purpose [which started the whole thing ], so maybe....

... Ultimately, it was stupid none the less

[img:$uid]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e182/joegrush/school_bus_driving.gif[/img:$uid] School bus seats...OMG...I saw a LOT of fights over folks sitting down....or the stinky girl trying to sit next to somebody.....

StillGotIt said:

Tittypants said:

I beat up a kid over a seat on the bus one time. I was in kindergarten & he was in the 4th grade. My sister was a bus safety [& in the 5th grade], so she let me beat him to a pulp & I didn't get in trouble for it whatsoever. It was so stupid when I think about it now

...But now when I think about the whole situation, he was pushing me out of the seat on purpose [which started the whole thing ], so maybe....

... Ultimately, it was stupid none the less

[img:$uid]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e182/joegrush/school_bus_driving.gif[/img:$uid] School bus seats...OMG...I saw a LOT of fights over folks sitting down....or the stinky girl trying to sit next to somebody.....

Yeah, it was always an issue @ my school...bus seats . @ the stinky girl trying to sit next to somebody. There was always a "Pig-Pen" in school, wasn't there?

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JuliePurplehead said:

My best friend and I fought over the lyrics to Jody Watley's "New Love" in the 4th grade. She said it was:

"Was she hot, did she turn you on

Curiosity rules my world"

I said it was:

"Was she hot, did she turn you out

Curiosity rules my brain"

And, of course, I was right. We didn't speak for 2 days which is an eternity when you're that young.

And then there was the time this one dumb bitch in the 6th grade wanted to fight me after school because she saw me talking to her boyfriend and "twirling my hair" in Language Arts class. Yes, I was talking to her boyfriend. No, I was not trying to get with him. And I don't know about that twirling my hair business. She was insecure because her boobies hadn't grown in yet and I was rocking a C cup. Anyways, she never showed up to the place she told me to be to fight her so nothing happened.

[img:$uid]http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l517/kenhealth/NaturalBreastEnlargement-1.jpg[/img:$uid] homegirl just needed some exercise

Now, for real though....folks shouldn't mess with Jody lyrics......that was serious.

paintedlady said:

OK...

I saw one girl get jumped by several others over the fact that the one girl getting jumped had a natural set of blue eyes.

LAWD!! No wonder I stayed away from chicks in high school.

Well...I guess they figured that if her eye was all swelled up...she would have had to remove them contacts...

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Tittypants said:

StillGotIt said:

[img:$uid]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e182/joegrush/school_bus_driving.gif[/img:$uid] School bus seats...OMG...I saw a LOT of fights over folks sitting down....or the stinky girl trying to sit next to somebody.....

Yeah, it was always an issue @ my school...bus seats . @ the stinky girl trying to sit next to somebody. There was always a "Pig-Pen" in school, wasn't there?

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People are basically cunts.

It's all dumb shit. One of the greatest moments of my life was the one where I realized that fighting over pretty much anything is a total waste of time and energy.

Take a deep breath and realize that you catch more flies with honey.

I remember two high school girls fighting on the bus because they were both dating the bus driver who was in his early 20s. When I think about it now, he could have been arrested. One girl grabbed the other girl by the back of her shirt and when she did, all the front buttons popped off her shirt and there she was standing with great big ole titties exposed for everyone to see. She then reached and ripped open the other girls shirt but she was wearing a bra. Then the heffers got all on the floor fighting.

5th grade stands out the most for me. Our class would become divided over who was better Donny Osmond or David Cassidy and I didn't even listen to either one what the heck did I care, but Heather was my bestest friend and Diane made her cry, so it was on at recess. Man, those arguments were brutal and dramatic.

5th grade, I fought a kid because he copied my Dallas Cowboys folder...except he drew the Pittsburgh Steelers on his folder, and then had the nerve to knock my shit off my desk...

i had a kid on my block who was chewin a piece of gum

he could of gave a few people a piece and had plenty left

but he was lil punk, ANYWAY we were all standin around

and this other kid said "fuck you and yo gum"

and at that very second, the gum fell out of dude's mouth

and he he smacked the one that said fuck you,

he got beat and robbed for weeks after that

I remember one trainwreck hotmess fighting with me here on org so much she put me in her sig, but wrote it in a different language. Cuz she's really smart.

WOW

I don't think all fights are dumb, because if you are tired of people messing with you and making your life miserable, and a good bitchslap or brawl is what will grant you a peaceful co-existence with the neighborhood bully then I am all for it.

Why bullies need to start the dumb shit is beyong me though. My life would have been so much easier if I didn't have to stand up to some ox when I was young, shit, I all wanted was to be left alone to be me. That reason, "to be left alone" was good enough to beat a bitches ass IMHO.

I was terrified as a kid, clutching to my asthma pump, hoping I wouldn't acquire bloody knees. SCURRED!

Until I finally fought that damn boy who was picking on me... he never did that shit again! Still got my butt beat, but at least he left me alone.

I fought more bullies along the way... this tends to happen when you look like a feather can knock you over. I didn't see it as dumb, I saw it as defending myself. Peace of mind came after. I wasn't scared anymore, just threw on some Vaseline and went to face my fears.

BobGeorge909 said:

I got in a blow-up with a roommate over toilet paper. It wasn't just toilet paper, but it was. I wasn't down with being the toilet paper buying bitch. Yall can finally buy some too...and when u do, don't hide in your room after you done wiped your ass for free for 6 mo's. Never came to blows, but I wish it had...my right hook was itching for release, just as his jaw woulda been. The next morning, I found this horribly spelled note on my door. It was quite comical, aside from it being an old friend saying how must have never been friends. We made up several years later...lol.

dayum....I forgot how charged roomates would make things get!

Ace said:

It's all dumb shit. One of the greatest moments of my life was the one where I realized that fighting over pretty much anything is a total waste of time and energy.

Take a deep breath and realize that you catch more flies with honey.

I dunno....in the heat of the moment, some dumb shit is still worth fighting over

vainandy said:

I remember two high school girls fighting on the bus because they were both dating the bus driver who was in his early 20s. When I think about it now, he could have been arrested. One girl grabbed the other girl by the back of her shirt and when she did, all the front buttons popped off her shirt and there she was standing with great big ole titties exposed for everyone to see. She then reached and ripped open the other girls shirt but she was wearing a bra. Then the heffers got all on the floor fighting.

dayum....thats one rule I always had...NEVA!!!! over some dude

morningsong said:

5th grade stands out the most for me. Our class would become divided over who was better Donny Osmond or David Cassidy and I didn't even listen to either one what the heck did I care, but Heather was my bestest friend and Diane made her cry, so it was on at recess. Man, those arguments were brutal and dramatic.

LOL.....Osmond of course........ROFL

Michael or Prince

Revolution said:

5th grade, I fought a kid because he copied my Dallas Cowboys folder...except he drew the Pittsburgh Steelers on his folder, and then had the nerve to knock my shit off my desk...

KingBAD said:

i had a kid on my block who was chewin a piece of gum

he could of gave a few people a piece and had plenty left

but he was lil punk, ANYWAY we were all standin around

and this other kid said "fuck you and yo gum"

and at that very second, the gum fell out of dude's mouth

and he he smacked the one that said fuck you,

he got beat and robbed for weeks after that

DAYUM!!! Where you from?

Spinlight said:

I remember one trainwreck hotmess fighting with me here on org so much she put me in her sig, but wrote it in a different language. Cuz she's really smart.

Sounds like you are not quite finished fighting....

StillGotIt said:

Spinlight said:

I remember one trainwreck hotmess fighting with me here on org so much she put me in her sig, but wrote it in a different language. Cuz she's really smart.

Sounds like you are not quite finished fighting....

I always pick my scabs, never can leave them alone.

Spinlight said:

StillGotIt said:

Sounds like you are not quite finished fighting....

I always pick my scabs, never can leave them alone.

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ewwww....all I can think of is kids who used to do that.....

StillGotIt said:

KingBAD said:

i had a kid on my block who was chewin a piece of gum

he could of gave a few people a piece and had plenty left

but he was lil punk, ANYWAY we were all standin around

and this other kid said "fuck you and yo gum"

and at that very second, the gum fell out of dude's mouth

and he he smacked the one that said fuck you,

he got beat and robbed for weeks after that

DAYUM!!! Where you from?

buffalo n.y. EASTSIDE!!!