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Cow's Megamillions Plan I just mosied into a store, put my hoof up on the counter, and bought $5.00 in Megamillions tickets. When (not if but when) I win I am going to use the $640 million to buy as many MacDonald's franchises as possible. And no, I'm not going to burn them to the ground or anything. I am going to convert them to "bovine bars". Imagine it. Packed rooms filled with sweat-covered gyrating cows. Miranda Lambert or Kenny Chesney blaring over the stereo system. And no hamburgers whatsoever! Just sweet, precious hay and grass for the party cows. Patrons who want cud would need to bring their own.
Wish me luck! Eat Mor Horses | |
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i love you Cow. you are a Cowanthropist of the highest order, and i will gladly give to you portions of my 640 million dollar winnings later on, after the drawing. | |
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Mmm, nice wee snack this....or just convert them into Chick-Fil-A's.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Didn't win the jackpot. Contest was rigged so that a biped would win. I did win $7.00 though. My dream of Cow Discos is denied...for now. Eat Mor Horses | |
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" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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with 7 bucks u can get a Mc nugget happy meal, a soft serve and a box o cookies mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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