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OMG, I've beenr eading all of them for the last 15 minutes and I can't stop laughing.

I have a black Labrador and got fed up of constantly vacuuming up his moulting fur. One tube was not enough to remove all of his fur (it took 3 tubes), but it certainly did its job alright! What I didn't consider is that every time I take him for a walk I have to apply sunscreen, on balance it wasn't a great idea. Although it did make his old chap look a lot bigger, I think the lady dogs were put off by the smell of Piz Buin.

This is old, but here ya go...

http://www.amazon.com/The...B002HJ377A

imago said:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/p...Descending

fixed link

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A HEEEELarious review for the Diva Cup

http://www.amazon.com/rev...TB4HUVK8Z6

For those who don't know, The Diva Cup is an alternative feminine sanitary. Instead of absorbing it, it holds it (inside your body) in a reusable cup. This is supposedly more sanitary than pads and tampons, and eliminates the risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, but it really sounds too gross for me to care

PurpleRighteous1 said:

A HEEEELarious review for the Diva Cup

http://www.amazon.com/rev...TB4HUVK8Z6

For those who don't know, The Diva Cup is an alternative feminine sanitary. Instead of absorbing it, it holds it (inside your body) in a reusable cup. This is supposedly more sanitary than pads and tampons, and eliminates the risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, but it really sounds too gross for me to care

OMG, I can't stop laughing.

I wish I could find the one I read several years ago of a person who compares Peter Jackson's Lord of The Rings to Stan Fistenburg's Breakin 2 - Electric Bugaloo and did this exhaustive analysis of why Breakin 2 was more relevant to modern society and therefore a superior work. I just about died laughing.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

A HEEEELarious review for the Diva Cup

http://www.amazon.com/rev...TB4HUVK8Z6

For those who don't know, The Diva Cup is an alternative feminine sanitary. Instead of absorbing it, it holds it (inside your body) in a reusable cup. This is supposedly more sanitary than pads and tampons, and eliminates the risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, but it really sounds too gross for me to care

This is just nasty.

http://www.amazon.com/rev...hisHelpful

Please everyone, go read the reviews for the Bible, - absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!

mzsadii said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

A HEEEELarious review for the Diva Cup

http://www.amazon.com/rev...TB4HUVK8Z6

For those who don't know, The Diva Cup is an alternative feminine sanitary. Instead of absorbing it, it holds it (inside your body) in a reusable cup. This is supposedly more sanitary than pads and tampons, and eliminates the risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, but it really sounds too gross for me to care

This is just nasty.

It's just the way she said it....that makes it nasty. It's like any other feminine product.

Bible review:

"I had great expectations for this book based on other readers' reviews, but the work suffers from several flaws. First of all, it seems the author couldn't decide what kind of book he or she (no author name or bio is provided) wanted to write. The end result of this indecision is a book that is part history, part poetry, part self-improvement manual, part science fiction, part children's fable, and so on. Also, the narrative doesn't really hold together very well; it actually seems like a whole bunch of different stories that have little connection to one another all thrown together haphazardly. There is no clear plot that links the different sections together, character development is uneven, and some of the chapters that ostensibly describe the same historical events contradict one another, which I found confusing. All in all, this book has several enjoyable chapters, some of which even rise to the level of literature, but as a whole it's simply too long and poorly organized"

Another One

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aardvark15 said:

Bible review:

"I had great expectations for this book based on other readers' reviews, but the work suffers from several flaws. First of all, it seems the author couldn't decide what kind of book he or she (no author name or bio is provided) wanted to write. The end result of this indecision is a book that is part history, part poetry, part self-improvement manual, part science fiction, part children's fable, and so on. Also, the narrative doesn't really hold together very well; it actually seems like a whole bunch of different stories that have little connection to one another all thrown together haphazardly. There is no clear plot that links the different sections together, character development is uneven, and some of the chapters that ostensibly describe the same historical events contradict one another, which I found confusing. All in all, this book has several enjoyable chapters, some of which even rise to the level of literature, but as a whole it's simply too long and poorly organized"

Another One

"1. Leviticus 25.44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided that they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21.7. In this bad economy, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. The Bible teaches that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her menstrual period, but how can I tell? Whenever I ask women I meet if they are menstruating, they take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor to the Lord [Lev. 1.9]. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35.2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination [Lev. 11.10], it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. Are there different degrees of abomination? 7. Leviticus 21.20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus 19.27. How should they die? 9. I know from Leviticus 11.6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes people unclean. Does this mean that Tim Tebow must stop throwing footballs, or that football should be abolished? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread [cotton and polyester blend]. He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary to get the whole community together to stone them [Lev. 24.10-16]? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family ceremony, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws [Lev. 20.14]?"

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Oh my God! I'm laughing so hard! Thanks for posting them!

aardvark15 said:

Bible review:

"I had great expectations for this book based on other readers' reviews, but the work suffers from several flaws. First of all, it seems the author couldn't decide what kind of book he or she (no author name or bio is provided) wanted to write. The end result of this indecision is a book that is part history, part poetry, part self-improvement manual, part science fiction, part children's fable, and so on. Also, the narrative doesn't really hold together very well; it actually seems like a whole bunch of different stories that have little connection to one another all thrown together haphazardly. There is no clear plot that links the different sections together, character development is uneven, and some of the chapters that ostensibly describe the same historical events contradict one another, which I found confusing. All in all, this book has several enjoyable chapters, some of which even rise to the level of literature, but as a whole it's simply too long and poorly organized"

Another One

"1. Leviticus 25.44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided that they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21.7. In this bad economy, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. The Bible teaches that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her menstrual period, but how can I tell? Whenever I ask women I meet if they are menstruating, they take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor to the Lord [Lev. 1.9]. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35.2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination [Lev. 11.10], it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. Are there different degrees of abomination? 7. Leviticus 21.20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus 19.27. How should they die? 9. I know from Leviticus 11.6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes people unclean. Does this mean that Tim Tebow must stop throwing footballs, or that football should be abolished? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread [cotton and polyester blend]. He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary to get the whole community together to stone them [Lev. 24.10-16]? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family ceremony, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws [Lev. 20.14]?"

[Edited 4/14/12 21:19pm]

PurpleRighteous1 said:

A HEEEELarious review for the Diva Cup

http://www.amazon.com/rev...TB4HUVK8Z6

For those who don't know, The Diva Cup is an alternative feminine sanitary. Instead of absorbing it, it holds it (inside your body) in a reusable cup. This is supposedly more sanitary than pads and tampons, and eliminates the risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome, but it really sounds too gross for me to care

Okay, I'm not really willing to read that whole thing right now but THIS.....

"The Moon Cup comes in two sizes; Size A, for youthful nymphs under 30 who have never given birth and have silken tresses and tinkling laughs and are all size 0, and size B, for Big Ol' Bitches like m'self, who have either spawned, or are so old (ie over 30) that they might as well have been poppin' them out like Duggar Donuts, because their sugar walls are now echoing corridors full of cobwebs and slackness....."