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A Man Is Waiting For His Wife To Give Birth The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink.
Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild.
The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday Tim. 
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moderatordamn I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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cruel and surreal
but well-crafted
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i waited all week for that... c'mon friday i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!
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You know what...I just can't | |
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Never heard this joke before, but I figured out the punch line after the first verse. | |
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I hadd to work with it but it paid off, as always The Funk delivers. Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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Well it's Friday 13th - and damn!!! 
lol edit  [Edited 4/13/12 18:15pm] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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at first i felt sad for the dad, but then i realised it's not that bad cause at least he got a head in life
yes i've beeen thinking about this joke
i cant type edit [Edited 4/13/12 22:36pm] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I needed a good laugh. I'll have to get by here more often. Prince's Sarah | |
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^^^ We get one EVERY Friday from Funkpill!
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