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Reply #30 posted 04/20/12 3:38am

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Dave1992 said:

That's basically why I can't fuck strangers up the ass. I need to know that woman and talk to her about anal sex before and tell her that she must invest those 40 minutes beforehand. I know it takes a lot away from the spontaneity and I can imagine cleaning your asshole extensively could be quite exhausting, but as much as I love anal sex, I can't stand any kind of real dirt.

It happened to me twice or three times and it was absolutely horrible. One time I was close to coming (and lucky enough to wear a condom) and she didn't know I had a little piece of her brown butter on my cock when I pulled it out to have a peek at her gaped asshole, so I quickly wiped it onto the arm rest of her couch, came as quickly as I could and got the hell outta there.

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Reply #31 posted 04/20/12 6:30am

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Deadflow3r said:

Has anyone ever used a womans douche as an anal douche?

Are they different?

Honestly -I don't know.

I tried once out of desperation. NEVER. AGAIN. eek

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Reply #32 posted 04/22/12 1:35pm

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ScarletScandal said:

Deadflow3r said:

Has anyone ever used a womans douche as an anal douche?

Are they different?

Honestly -I don't know.

I tried once out of desperation. NEVER. AGAIN. eek

LOL thank you for saving me the experience.

My issue with trying anal sex is this;

Every single guy that brings it up seems fixated on it. It is as if they want that and that only. They begin to talk of nothing else and want me to send them pics of my butt hole. I have yet to take such a picture.

Soooo, men who want their lovers to be open to anal sex......don't hound them about it. Nagging and badgering is the best way to turn a maybe into an "absolutely NOT" .

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Reply #33 posted 04/22/12 8:45pm

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Deadflow3r said:

ScarletScandal said:

I tried once out of desperation. NEVER. AGAIN. eek

LOL thank you for saving me the experience.

My issue with trying anal sex is this;

Every single guy that brings it up seems fixated on it. It is as if they want that and that only. They begin to talk of nothing else and want me to send them pics of my butt hole. I have yet to take such a picture.

Soooo, men who want their lovers to be open to anal sex......don't hound them about it. Nagging and badgering is the best way to turn a maybe into an "absolutely NOT" .

Girl, I don't care what ANYBODY says. If a man wants to put his dick up your booty hole, he is GAY. That doesn't make sense to me for "straight" men wanting to omit the pussy and put his dick up a chick's ass. That is some gay shit. I would know.

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Reply #34 posted 04/23/12 5:39am

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ScarletScandal said:

Deadflow3r said:

LOL thank you for saving me the experience.

My issue with trying anal sex is this;

Every single guy that brings it up seems fixated on it. It is as if they want that and that only. They begin to talk of nothing else and want me to send them pics of my butt hole. I have yet to take such a picture.

Soooo, men who want their lovers to be open to anal sex......don't hound them about it. Nagging and badgering is the best way to turn a maybe into an "absolutely NOT" .

Girl, I don't care what ANYBODY says. If a man wants to put his dick up your booty hole, he is GAY. That doesn't make sense to me for "straight" men wanting to omit the pussy and put his dick up a chick's ass. That is some gay shit. I would know.

I realize you are the expert, biggrin ... But, i am gonna disagree with you... Do you realize how much tighter the asshole is than the vagina... I dont think it has anything to do with being gay...

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Reply #35 posted 04/23/12 6:22am

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paintedlady said:

I always wondered... different people have different shit cycles.

Some folks go naturally once/twice daily...

other folks only shit once every few days or so.

So if your partner is a bi-daily shitter naturally, wouldn't an enema be not so effective if he is pretty regular? Or should a bi-daily shitter only flush things out right before?

hmmm

That'll tighten up things pretty damn good... shake

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Reply #36 posted 04/23/12 6:36am

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This thread needs an enema!
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Reply #37 posted 04/23/12 12:07pm

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tinaz said:

ScarletScandal said:

Girl, I don't care what ANYBODY says. If a man wants to put his dick up your booty hole, he is GAY. That doesn't make sense to me for "straight" men wanting to omit the pussy and put his dick up a chick's ass. That is some gay shit. I would know.

I realize you are the expert, biggrin ... But, i am gonna disagree with you... Do you realize how much tighter the asshole is than the vagina... I dont think it has anything to do with being gay...

falloff falloff

I'm gay! How the hell would I know that?

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Reply #38 posted 04/23/12 1:17pm

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ScarletScandal said:

Deadflow3r said:

LOL thank you for saving me the experience.

My issue with trying anal sex is this;

Every single guy that brings it up seems fixated on it. It is as if they want that and that only. They begin to talk of nothing else and want me to send them pics of my butt hole. I have yet to take such a picture.

Soooo, men who want their lovers to be open to anal sex......don't hound them about it. Nagging and badgering is the best way to turn a maybe into an "absolutely NOT" .

Girl, I don't care what ANYBODY says. If a man wants to put his dick up your booty hole, he is GAY. That doesn't make sense to me for "straight" men wanting to omit the pussy and put his dick up a chick's ass. That is some gay shit. I would know.

You are homosexual, so how would you know if a man who fucks girls only is gay when he likes fucking them up the arse?

I don't feel insulted or anything like that (why would I?) - if you think I'm gay or when me liking anal sex makes me gay, so be it; I'm just curious about how your logic seems to work here.

Women have assholes just like men and vice versa, by fucking a girl's ass, I'm not simulating fucking a man. I'm simply fucking a girl's ass because I want to fuck her ass. shrug

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Reply #39 posted 04/23/12 2:13pm

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Dave1992 said:

ScarletScandal said:

Girl, I don't care what ANYBODY says. If a man wants to put his dick up your booty hole, he is GAY. That doesn't make sense to me for "straight" men wanting to omit the pussy and put his dick up a chick's ass. That is some gay shit. I would know.

You are homosexual, so how would you know if a man who fucks girls only is gay when he likes fucking them up the arse?

I don't feel insulted or anything like that (why would I?) - if you think I'm gay or when me liking anal sex makes me gay, so be it; I'm just curious about how your logic seems to work here.

Women have assholes just like men and vice versa, by fucking a girl's ass, I'm not simulating fucking a man. I'm simply fucking a girl's ass because I want to fuck her ass. shrug

Also I have had straight men ask me to use a vibrator, strap on, on them. (or fist them). I am female and they specifically wanted a female to do this to them.

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Reply #40 posted 04/23/12 2:17pm

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Dave1992 said:

ScarletScandal said:

Girl, I don't care what ANYBODY says. If a man wants to put his dick up your booty hole, he is GAY. That doesn't make sense to me for "straight" men wanting to omit the pussy and put his dick up a chick's ass. That is some gay shit. I would know.

You are homosexual, so how would you know if a man who fucks girls only is gay when he likes fucking them up the arse?

I don't feel insulted or anything like that (why would I?) - if you think I'm gay or when me liking anal sex makes me gay, so be it; I'm just curious about how your logic seems to work here.

Women have assholes just like men and vice versa, by fucking a girl's ass, I'm not simulating fucking a man. I'm simply fucking a girl's ass because I want to fuck her ass. shrug

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Reply #41 posted 04/23/12 2:17pm

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Deadflow3r said:

Dave1992 said:

You are homosexual, so how would you know if a man who fucks girls only is gay when he likes fucking them up the arse?

I don't feel insulted or anything like that (why would I?) - if you think I'm gay or when me liking anal sex makes me gay, so be it; I'm just curious about how your logic seems to work here.

Women have assholes just like men and vice versa, by fucking a girl's ass, I'm not simulating fucking a man. I'm simply fucking a girl's ass because I want to fuck her ass. shrug

Also I have had straight men ask me to use a vibrator, strap on, on them. (or fist them). I am female and they specifically wanted a female to do this to them.

Those mofos are gay lol

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Reply #42 posted 04/23/12 2:26pm

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ScarletScandal said:

Deadflow3r said:

Also I have had straight men ask me to use a vibrator, strap on, on them. (or fist them). I am female and they specifically wanted a female to do this to them.

Those mofos are gay lol

I think the terms gay and straight are too limiting. There are many people who are someplace in between or just plain kinky.

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Reply #43 posted 04/23/12 2:29pm

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Deadflow3r said:

ScarletScandal said:

Those mofos are gay lol

I think the terms gay and straight are too limiting. There are many people who are someplace in between or just plain kinky.

That's what this thing describes:

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Reply #44 posted 04/23/12 3:01pm

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ScarletScandal said:

Dave1992 said:

You are homosexual, so how would you know if a man who fucks girls only is gay when he likes fucking them up the arse?

I don't feel insulted or anything like that (why would I?) - if you think I'm gay or when me liking anal sex makes me gay, so be it; I'm just curious about how your logic seems to work here.

Women have assholes just like men and vice versa, by fucking a girl's ass, I'm not simulating fucking a man. I'm simply fucking a girl's ass because I want to fuck her ass. shrug

Not at all, I was just asking you to clarify out of interest and because I don't understand your logic.

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Reply #45 posted 04/26/12 2:07pm

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Since this is turning into an anal sex as well as douching thread I have a question.

Does the anus make its own "cum".

This may sound crazy but I never thought that it did but a man said something to me once that made it sound like it did.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #46 posted 04/26/12 2:24pm

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Since this is turning into an anal sex as well as douching thread I have a question.

Does the anus make its own "cum".

This may sound crazy but I never thought that it did but a man said something to me once that made it sound like it did.

Unless there's either a nasty STD, liquid feces, lube or some residue cum from the last ranger involved, it doesn't.

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[Edited 4/26/12 14:25pm]

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Reply #47 posted 04/26/12 8:26pm

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Deadflow3r said:

Since this is turning into an anal sex as well as douching thread I have a question.

Does the anus make its own "cum".

This may sound crazy but I never thought that it did but a man said something to me once that made it sound like it did.

Are you asking if a guy can cum out of his ass? eek

I've heard of that before. That shit can't be natural. I highly HIGHLY doubt semen can come out of a guy's ass. If it does, then there's something wrong with him!!!

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Reply #48 posted 04/26/12 10:40pm

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This thread is flat out hilarious.
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Reply #49 posted 04/27/12 12:42am

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Haven't read the entire thread, but I don't douche. It's bad for you and causes health problems.

When I know I'm going to get plowed I just simply shower right after I go number two and don't eat anything. I've never had any complaints. I got that good good. cool
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Reply #50 posted 04/27/12 12:40pm

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I have never given up the ass but for some reason my gf has become obsessed with my ass.

She never has been this way with anyone before, but now she just cant get over it.

She grinds against my ass until she comes, she smacks it, licks the cheeks, rubs it while shes

working...she would put a finger in there if i'd let her.

I just don't get what the appeal is.

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Reply #51 posted 04/27/12 12:52pm

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LadyCasanova said:

I have never given up the ass but for some reason my gf has become obsessed with my ass.


She never has been this way with anyone before, but now she just cant get over it.


She grinds against my ass until she comes, she smacks it, licks the cheeks, rubs it while shes


working...she would put a finger in there if i'd let her.



I just don't get what the appeal is.


There's an erotic appeal in the degree to which someone will allow you to push/test(not abusively) their boundaries.
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Reply #52 posted 04/27/12 3:49pm

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Haven't read the entire thread, but I don't douche. It's bad for you and causes health problems. When I know I'm going to get plowed I just simply shower right after I go number two and don't eat anything. I've never had any complaints. I got that good good. cool

confused since when has douching been bad for u? i heard doctors said it was good for you lol

I'm sure it's not good to do it EVERYDAY but once in awhile surely won't kill u razz

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Reply #53 posted 04/27/12 8:51pm

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This Thread faint

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Reply #54 posted 04/27/12 9:43pm

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BobGeorge909 said:

LadyCasanova said:

I have never given up the ass but for some reason my gf has become obsessed with my ass.

She never has been this way with anyone before, but now she just cant get over it.

She grinds against my ass until she comes, she smacks it, licks the cheeks, rubs it while shes

working...she would put a finger in there if i'd let her.

I just don't get what the appeal is.

There's an erotic appeal in the degree to which someone will allow you to push/test(not abusively) their boundaries.

I'm making the assumption here the you might be straight. Sorry if I'm mistaken and it's not an assumption with any intent or offense meant, just to add a bit of info.

For a good number of gays, it is not about pushing/testing boundaries. Some of us get physical satisfaction from it (recieving end). Like with anything else, if the mood isn't right it's not fun and can certainly be painful, but when it's right....oooooooooh doggies! horny

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Reply #55 posted 04/28/12 3:55am

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johnart said:



BobGeorge909 said:


LadyCasanova said:

I have never given up the ass but for some reason my gf has become obsessed with my ass.


She never has been this way with anyone before, but now she just cant get over it.


She grinds against my ass until she comes, she smacks it, licks the cheeks, rubs it while shes


working...she would put a finger in there if i'd let her.



I just don't get what the appeal is.



There's an erotic appeal in the degree to which someone will allow you to push/test(not abusively) their boundaries.


I'm making the assumption here the you might be straight. Sorry if I'm mistaken and it's not an assumption with any intent or offense meant, just to add a bit of info.


For a good number of gays, it is not about pushing/testing boundaries. Some of us get physical satisfaction from it (recieving end). Like with anything else, if the mood isn't right it's not fun and can certainly be painful, but when it's right....oooooh doggies! horny


Your assumption would make an ass of neither of us. Also, I was only speaking from my perspective...not her. It's easy to argue that a pussy has more "flowery" appeal to it in relation ti the stink-eye that's an inch away. I also don't doubt the pleasures in anal friction. Been licked and tickled and...well...it feels lovely. Lick my butthole all goddamn day...I wouldn't mind....I don't know why someone would want to and at the same time I lick women's buttholes....very strange situation. Whenever someone does it to me,.my exact thoughts are, "i wouldn't do that if I were you...". Yet a good rimming isn't something I avoid doing after she's taken a wet, sweaty shower.

My focus was in replying to lady casanovas pondering the appeal to the probing party.

Also...for the record..I had to check her profile page because I wasn't certain of gender...this threads got me somewhat turned around...



Wow...I've said waaaaay too much.
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Reply #56 posted 04/28/12 12:14pm

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Dave1992 said:

Deadflow3r said:

Since this is turning into an anal sex as well as douching thread I have a question.

Does the anus make its own "cum".

This may sound crazy but I never thought that it did but a man said something to me once that made it sound like it did.

Unless there's either a nasty STD, liquid feces, lube or some residue cum from the last ranger involved, it doesn't.

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[Edited 4/26/12 14:25pm]

oh my...

lol

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Reply #57 posted 04/28/12 12:16pm

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Tittypants said:

Grandpa Abe Simpson gif

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Reply #58 posted 04/29/12 12:33am

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Deadflow3r said:

Since this is turning into an anal sex as well as douching thread I have a question.

Does the anus make its own "cum".

This may sound crazy but I never thought that it did but a man said something to me once that made it sound like it did.

I've read on the org before someone's expert advice that the rectum does not produce any sex-related lubrication (ie anything other than what it needs to aid your feces on their way out) an any wetness you may be feeling in there is white bloodcells rushing to the defence of the very thin rectal lining from the friction of a foreign object repeatedly pushing its way in and out. Hope that helps!

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Reply #59 posted 04/29/12 10:33am

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Deadcake said:

Deadflow3r said:

Since this is turning into an anal sex as well as douching thread I have a question.

Does the anus make its own "cum".

This may sound crazy but I never thought that it did but a man said something to me once that made it sound like it did.

I've read on the org before someone's expert advice that the rectum does not produce any sex-related lubrication (ie anything other than what it needs to aid your feces on their way out) an any wetness you may be feeling in there is white bloodcells rushing to the defence of the very thin rectal lining from the friction of a foreign object repeatedly pushing its way in and out. Hope that helps!

confuse

One does not feel the movement of individual microscopic cells "rushing" anywhere on their own.

One's pulse does not count b/c a) it is facilitated by the heart, and b) blood consists of other things besides red & white blood cells (platelets, plasma).

White blood cells (leukocytes) are predominantly found in the blood and lymph fluid. There are different types of white blood cells, with different functions and different life spans.

Part of our immune system, their purpose is to defend against/kill off (also microscopic) foreign pathogens and allergens; not foreign objects.

Like the ones lining the mouth, nose, throat, etc., mucus membranes line the rectum. The main purpose of such membranes is to keep those parts moist so they don't dry out, and to minimize the friction between the surfaces of these organs. That's why ppl who have anal sex need to use ky

Membranes are not "wet" (on that level) unless they're secreting large amounts of mucus to expel something (like when you have a cold, snot/phlegm helps get whatever made you ill of your system) or they're trying to keep something from affecting/getting inside you (like pollen which triggers hay fever in some folks).

Also, if a "foreign object" pushed in & out one's arse causes any wetness, and it's a real penis, it's semen. Unpleasant possibilities are it's blood and/or pus from an abscess due to an infected tear in the lining (which makes me wonder if that dude from "one guy, one glass" is still even alive.... *shudder*)

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