Thread started 04/07/12 11:32amScarletScandal ![avatar](https://prince.org:444/avatars/36767.ava)
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I really didn't want to make another thread about douching.... ...but this shit is ridiculous. Pun intended. I have made contact with the brown monster 5 times this year...so far. I don't understand it. Why is this not a part of sex education? An enema only costs like $2 or something. This is a dilemma.
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Reply #1 posted 04/07/12 12:09pm
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So... Is poop coming put while your doing it, or is your ween just covered in it when your done?.... How do you know he didnt douche?
Also, can you feel if there is poop in there... And lemme ask this, If you are goin at it, and the bottom guy pops a turd, is the sex session over?
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Reply #2 posted 04/07/12 12:11pm
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I feel i may have asked to many poop questions but these are questions I can ask noone else but peeps at the org! ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif) ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ |
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Reply #3 posted 04/07/12 2:09pm
ScarletScandal ![avatar](https://prince.org:444/avatars/36767.ava)
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tinaz said:
So... Is poop coming put while your doing it, or is your ween just covered in it when your done?.... How do you know he didnt douche?
Also, can you feel if there is poop in there... And lemme ask this, If you are goin at it, and the bottom guy pops a turd, is the sex session over?
Lol yes, that has happened. I know he didn't douche because the brown stuff comes out. We stop, I politely tell him, we go to the bathroom to freshen him up, and if he still wants to, we continue ![smile](/i/s/icon_smile.gif)
I've very nice and mature about it actually. |
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Reply #4 posted 04/07/12 6:31pm
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This thread is truly interesting cuz Tinaz has asked alot of great questions. The answers have been nice and mature too-nicely handled. So why you make this damn thread ![falloff](/i/s/icon_falloff.gif) |
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Reply #5 posted 04/07/12 7:22pm
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All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out. [Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm] The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Reply #6 posted 04/07/12 8:05pm
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lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
omg ![falloff](/i/s/icon_falloff.gif)
You must be talking from experience. Actually, when I told him about his little mess, he said "ew, gross." Then grabbed his boxers, wiped his ass, threw them on the floor. NASTY motherfucker ![disbelief](/i/s/icon_disbelief.gif) |
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Reply #7 posted 04/07/12 8:07pm
ScarletScandal ![avatar](https://prince.org:444/avatars/36767.ava)
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tinaz said:
So... Is poop coming put while your doing it, or is your ween just covered in it when your done?.... How do you know he didnt douche?
Also, can you feel if there is poop in there... And lemme ask this, If you are goin at it, and the bottom guy pops a turd, is the sex session over?
One time I fingered a guy, and I felt a hot log lodged up in there waiting to be deployed. I volunteered to bottom instead. I didn't want a run in with Mr. Brown. |
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Reply #8 posted 04/07/12 9:38pm
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lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
![shake](/i/s/icon_shake.gif)
No mfin' way I would make my shit-clearin' time part of Funsies Time. ![talk to the hand](/i/s/icon_talk2hand.gif)
That's my private lady man time.![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
I mean, how exactly would that go??
Insert douche "ooh, you like that? That feel nice?"
Squeeze water up in there "Oh yeah, feel that water fill you up...niiiice"
RELEASE
OOH that's some hot shitwater comin out your ass! Me likey! ![horny](/i/s/icon_horny.gif)
OH. HELL. NO. |
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Reply #9 posted 04/07/12 10:11pm
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johnart said:
lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
![shake](/i/s/icon_shake.gif)
No mfin' way I would make my shit-clearin' time part of Funsies Time. ![talk to the hand](/i/s/icon_talk2hand.gif)
That's my private lady man time.![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
I mean, how exactly would that go??
Insert douche "ooh, you like that? That feel nice?"
Squeeze water up in there "Oh yeah, feel that water fill you up...niiiice"
RELEASE
OOH that's some hot shitwater comin out your ass! Me likey! ![horny](/i/s/icon_horny.gif)
OH. HELL. NO.
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Reply #10 posted 04/07/12 10:32pm
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Please like the hubby doesn't know when you have the fleet up your ass. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif) The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Reply #11 posted 04/07/12 10:42pm
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lazycrockett said:
Please like the hubby doesn't know when you have the fleet up your ass. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif)
While he is fully aware of the process I assure you he has no desire to be around to watch as a brown river flows from my ladyman entrace.
Douching always takes place on my own time and well in advance to allowing backdoor access. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif)
I can't think of anything unsexier than sharing "clean-up" time with someone who's waiting to get in there.
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Reply #12 posted 04/08/12 8:54am
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I always wondered... different people have different shit cycles.
Some folks go naturally once/twice daily...
other folks only shit once every few days or so.
So if your partner is a bi-daily shitter naturally, wouldn't an enema be not so effective if he is pretty regular? Or should a bi-daily shitter only flush things out right before?
![hmmm](/i/s/icon_hmm2.gif)
That'll tighten up things pretty damn good... ![shake](/i/s/icon_shake.gif)
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Reply #13 posted 04/08/12 12:02pm
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johnart said:
lazycrockett said:
Please like the hubby doesn't know when you have the fleet up your ass. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif)
While he is fully aware of the process I assure you he has no desire to be around to watch as a brown river flows from my ladyman entrace.
Douching always takes place on my own time and well in advance to allowing backdoor access. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif)
I can't think of anything unsexier than sharing "clean-up" time with someone who's waiting to get in there.
So sayeth Father Monster, so sayeth the flock.
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Reply #14 posted 04/14/12 10:30pm
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StillGotIt said:
johnart said:
lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
![shake](/i/s/icon_shake.gif)
No mfin' way I would make my shit-clearin' time part of Funsies Time. ![talk to the hand](/i/s/icon_talk2hand.gif)
That's my private lady man time.![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
I mean, how exactly would that go??
Insert douche "ooh, you like that? That feel nice?"
Squeeze water up in there "Oh yeah, feel that water fill you up...niiiice"
RELEASE
OOH that's some hot shitwater comin out your ass! Me likey! ![horny](/i/s/icon_horny.gif)
OH. HELL. NO.
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Reply #15 posted 04/15/12 2:45pm
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johnart said:
lazycrockett said:
Please like the hubby doesn't know when you have the fleet up your ass. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif)
While he is fully aware of the process I assure you he has no desire to be around to watch as a brown river flows from my ladyman entrace. Douching always takes place on my own time and well in advance to allowing backdoor access. ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif) I can't think of anything unsexier than sharing "clean-up" time with someone who's waiting to get in there. When a woman has to stop and put on the diaphragm it kills the mood. And to out it in nightly kills the spontinaety. So... Doesn't douchibg kill the spontinaety? Or do you know well in advance that youre going to be making love? |
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Reply #16 posted 04/15/12 3:53pm
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johnart said:
While he is fully aware of the process I assure you he has no desire to be around to watch as a brown river flows from my ladyman entrace.
Oh my... I thought I couldn't you anymore than I already did.
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Reply #17 posted 04/15/12 3:54pm
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lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
Surely this is a joke? |
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Reply #18 posted 04/15/12 4:10pm
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Spinlight said:
lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
Surely this is a joke?
Some people are really rauncy & think that The Brown Mile come's with the territory. Fuck all that
All i can say to those people are
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Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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Reply #19 posted 04/15/12 4:13pm
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Gunsnhalen said:
Spinlight said:
Surely this is a joke?
Some people are really rauncy & think that The Brown Mile come's with the territory. Fuck all that
All i can say to those people are
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![](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvgfaESws1qhafj6.gif)
Exactly.
"So tonight, I thought we'd douche together. It'll be hot. "
me:
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Reply #20 posted 04/15/12 4:13pm
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lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
![nod](/i/s/icon_nod.gif)
Only if dude is real fine though. |
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Reply #21 posted 04/15/12 4:30pm
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johnart said:
![shake](/i/s/icon_shake.gif)
No mfin' way I would make my shit-clearin' time part of Funsies Time. ![talk to the hand](/i/s/icon_talk2hand.gif)
That's my private lady man time.![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
I mean, how exactly would that go??
Insert douche "ooh, you like that? That feel nice?"
Squeeze water up in there "Oh yeah, feel that water fill you up...niiiice"
RELEASE
OOH that's some hot shitwater comin out your ass! Me likey! ![horny](/i/s/icon_horny.gif)
OH. HELL. NO.
too funny!
however, seems like someone should be turned off from the smell alone. ![](http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=5004569427772140&id=651e22e1a58a81b546ffd430a8d1cfe2) [Edited 4/15/12 16:40pm] |
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Reply #22 posted 04/15/12 5:34pm
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AsherFierce said:
lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
![nod](/i/s/icon_nod.gif)
Only if dude is real fine though.
Asher you a damn mess ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif) Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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Reply #24 posted 04/18/12 12:42pm
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ScarletScandal said:
...but this shit is ridiculous. Pun intended. I have made contact with the brown monster 5 times this year...so far. I don't understand it. Why is this not a part of sex education? An enema only costs like $2 or something. This is a dilemma.
Discuss.
Amen.
If this thread is half as funny as the last one ....I am in it for the long hall!!! There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. |
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Reply #25 posted 04/19/12 3:27pm
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Has anyone ever used a womans douche as an anal douche?
Are they different?
Honestly -I don't know. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. |
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Reply #26 posted 04/19/12 4:21pm
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Reply #27 posted 04/19/12 4:26pm
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johnart said:
lazycrockett said:
All you have to do is make enema time part of fun time. problem solved. N if the bottom doesn't care enough just wipe it on his sheets/shirt/back as you pull up your pants and walk out.
[Edited 4/7/12 19:25pm]
![shake](/i/s/icon_shake.gif)
No mfin' way I would make my shit-clearin' time part of Funsies Time. ![talk to the hand](/i/s/icon_talk2hand.gif)
That's my private lady man time.![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
I mean, how exactly would that go??
Insert douche "ooh, you like that? That feel nice?"
Squeeze water up in there "Oh yeah, feel that water fill you up...niiiice"
RELEASE
OOH that's some hot shitwater comin out your ass! Me likey! ![horny](/i/s/icon_horny.gif)
OH. HELL. NO.
how about a niiiice romantic dinner for two, seasoned with:
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Reply #28 posted 04/19/12 4:45pm
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That's basically why I can't fuck strangers up the ass. I need to know that woman and talk to her about anal sex before and tell her that she must invest those 40 minutes beforehand. I know it takes a lot away from the spontaneity and I can imagine cleaning your asshole extensively could be quite exhausting, but as much as I love anal sex, I can't stand any kind of real dirt.
It happened to me twice or three times and it was absolutely horrible. One time I was close to coming (and lucky enough to wear a condom) and she didn't know I had a little piece of her brown butter on my cock when I pulled it out to have a peek at her gaped asshole, so I quickly wiped it onto the arm rest of her couch, came as quickly as I could and got the hell outta there.
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Reply #29 posted 04/20/12 12:02am
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Dave1992 said:
That's basically why I can't fuck strangers up the ass. I need to know that woman and talk to her about anal sex before and tell her that she must invest those 40 minutes beforehand. I know it takes a lot away from the spontaneity and I can imagine cleaning your asshole extensively could be quite exhausting, but as much as I love anal sex, I can't stand any kind of real dirt.
It happened to me twice or three times and it was absolutely horrible. One time I was close to coming (and lucky enough to wear a condom) and she didn't know I had a little piece of her brown butter on my cock when I pulled it out to have a peek at her gaped asshole, so I quickly wiped it onto the arm rest of her couch, came as quickly as I could and got the hell outta there.
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