Since J-Lo debuted her new video, dancing & grinding on her boy toy, the story came out that (since she doesn't want to be the one to whip out her purse when they go out) she pays him TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A WEEEK.

That's a salary of over half-million dollars a year to be her occassional back-up dancer and full-time penis-on-demand.

50% & 50%

(...and I used to think that her professional nipple tweaker was a good job!)

SO...(ethics aside)...it begs the question;

IF you were filthy rich, and happened to "fall in love" with a broke-ass guy or gal;

How much would you be willing to pay your partner?

I feel sorry for her. I know that much.

if it get that bad for me in life

my hookers will cost a lot less

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I feel sorry for her. I know that much.

agreed-not trying to pay for the "long dick"

nah

prostitution is about one nite stands...

her professional nipple tweaker

nursev said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I feel sorry for her. I know that much.

agreed-not trying to pay for the "long dick"

shit, i ain't tryin to charge you

well what guy would wanna fuck JLO for free?

He get dinner and gas money. THAT'S IT!

The idea of "paying" a boyfriend/girlfriend just to be your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't make any sense to me. I could see her maybe coughing up the cash when she was pursuing him but once the dick got your name on it why give up any more loot? The cow is yours now.

HotGritz said:

He get dinner and gas money. THAT'S IT!

The idea of "paying" a boyfriend/girlfriend just to be your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't make any sense to me. I could see her maybe coughing up the cash when she was pursuing him but once the dick got your name on it why give up any more loot? The cow is yours now.

and if i'm feelin generous

a goodbye note...

"yo, this aughtta get you a ticket and somethin to eat. Cya"

nursev said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I feel sorry for her. I know that much.

agreed-not trying to pay for the "long dick"

If she wants a joystick, go buy a Play Station. You cannot buy love, and shouldn't have to. All of that money, and still miserable

How much did all the other men get?

PurpleJedi said:

SO...(ethics aside)...it begs the question;

IF you were filthy rich, and happened to "fall in love" with a broke-ass guy or gal;

How much would you be willing to pay your partner?

I knew this would come up, how much is it going to cost me jedi?

LadyCasanova said:

PurpleJedi said:

SO...(ethics aside)...it begs the question;

IF you were filthy rich, and happened to "fall in love" with a broke-ass guy or gal;

How much would you be willing to pay your partner?

I knew this would come up, how much is it going to cost me jedi?

NOTHING babe!

...that way I don't have to worry about issuing a refund...

Well...it's nice that she at least kept it "simple" for his big 25th birthday.

J. Lo Buys Beau Casper Sm...s Birthday

Got him a Dodge Ram. I was expecting a pimped-out Cadillac Escalade or something.

So...how does one go out and find a sugar momma anyway...

unique said:

well what guy would wanna fuck JLO for free?

I wouldn't pay any cash, but I would help them get their life on track, by designing their CV, getting them a wardrobe and helping them becoome less offensive, ie give up smoking, get educated. This would all be under control and if they strayed - bye bye baby.

Once their life was back on track, I would ease up. J Lo or whatever she calls herself now, is just stupid.

Why exactly is she with what most people her age (such as myself) would consider a young kid?

If I were her I'd feel like a fool.

breese said:

Why exactly is she with what most people her age (such as myself) would consider a young kid?

If I were her I'd feel like a fool.

She's paying him $10K a week.

Why do YOU think???

for $10k a week?

let me see, here's the list of requirments:

1. he must to agree to a cranial cyborg-microchip implant to:

a. give me no argument about anything i ask of him

b. be ready at my behest morning, noon, or night (if you know what i mean)

c. be a yes man with a smile

d. only i will have access to the microchip codes

2. sign a pre-relationship disclosure stating

a. what happens when he's with me, stays with me

b. if he decides to release a story about us, the microchip implant will buzz endlessly

just kidding

[Edited 4/10/12 8:57am]

Hoes cost 10k now?! Who fucked up the exchange rate? SMH.

free2bfreeda said:

for $10k a week?

let me see, here's the list of requirments:

1. he must to agree to a cranial cyborg-microchip implant to:

a. give me no argument about anything i ask of him

b. be ready at my behest morning, noon, or night (if you know what i mean)

c. be a yes man with a smile

d. only i will have access to the microchip codes

2. sign a pre-relationship disclosure stating

a. what happens when he's with me, stays with me

b. if he decides to release a story about us, the microchip implant will buzz endlessly

just kidding

You know you ain't kidding.

PurpleJedi said:

Well...it's nice that she at least kept it "simple" for his big 25th birthday.

J. Lo Buys Beau Casper Sm...s Birthday

Got him a Dodge Ram. I was expecting a pimped-out Cadillac Escalade or something.

So...how does one go out and find a sugar momma anyway...

i ain't sho, BUT

i do need a job right about now,

and a private gym, and really at my age

i'ld fuck wit modonna for that kinda scratch,

so j-lo ain't the worse i could do

You know, a relationship is not geniune if you have to 'pay' your partner. Let me tell you about love honey, a partnership is 50/50 down the middle, give and take and if you don't buck up these macho attitudes, no one will be serving you anything, anywhere, anytime by anybody.

Seriuosly good relationships are healthy and mutually beneficial to both parties, if one of the partner is having to be paid to stay with the other one, thats to me is prostitution some pretty woman type stuff.

nursev said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I feel sorry for her. I know that much.

agreed-not trying to pay for the "long dick"

you're naughty!! it makes me wonder how much madonna pays her 25yr old boyfriend. she's a much better business woman so i know it has to be MUCH less.

i agree it does strike me as desparate when there is that be an age gap but men have done the same for ages. i feel bad for her bcos it appears to me that she given up or is enable to have a healthy relationship with a peer. all 3 of her marriages have tanked and now shes dating a kid.

pity really.

PurpleJedi said:

Since J-Lo debuted her new video, dancing & grinding on her boy toy, the story came out that (since she doesn't want to be the one to whip out her purse when they go out) she pays him TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A WEEEK.

That's a salary of over half-million dollars a year to be her occassional back-up dancer and full-time penis-on-demand.

50% & 50%

(...and I used to think that her professional nipple tweaker was a good job!)

SO...(ethics aside)...it begs the question;

IF you were filthy rich, and happened to "fall in love" with a broke-ass guy or gal;

How much would you be willing to pay your partner?

Broke ass? Or just not as rich?

Frankly, I wouldn't pay him a cent. I don't care how big his dick is, or how good he is in bed. Sparks could fly out of his ass, no man is worth 10,000$ based on boudoir skills alone!

I won't be no suga mama to NO ONE!

[Edited 4/10/12 15:43pm]

PurpleJedi said:

Since J-Lo debuted her new video, dancing & grinding on her boy toy, the story came out that (since she doesn't want to be the one to whip out her purse when they go out) she pays him TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A WEEEK.

That's a salary of over half-million dollars a year to be her occassional back-up dancer and full-time penis-on-demand.

50% & 50%

(...and I used to think that her professional nipple tweaker was a good job!)

SO...(ethics aside)...it begs the question;

IF you were filthy rich, and happened to "fall in love" with a broke-ass guy or gal;

How much would you be willing to pay your partner?

said It's So Good Lovin' Somebody
and That Somebody Loves You Back, Yeah

said *Not 70/30
not 60/40
talkin' 'bout A 50/50 Love, Yeah

Sing it Teddy!

i hope j-lo doesn't loose control of her emotions and fall in love with this much younger than her man and end up like you-know-who. you know who i'm talking 'bout , the punk'd guy and the former bruce willis's wife. now what's her name?

[Edited 4/10/12 21:37pm]

I don't think I understand the question.

You mean, if he was my bf but also working for me? Or do you mean just paying for all the shit we do together?

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

JustErin said:

I don't think I understand the question.

You mean, if he was my bf but also working for me? Or do you mean just paying for all the shit we do together?

Well take the example noted...you take on a lover who curls your toes but ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Would you actually give him MONEY on a regular basis? Call it a "salary",call it petty cash, call it cock cash...how much would u dish out to keep his ass in your bed?

Dude, I don't need to pay any money to get a guy to stay in my bed. I should probably pay a few to stay away from it though.

But I'd only spend money on stuff we did together, or if he was actually really working for me...I'd probably pay him a more than generous salary.

But paying just to keep someone with me in a romantic situation? No thanks.