"....yo rent's due muthafucca! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again you hear? now you conscious? Every month the same damn thing." and then old dude makes that nasal buzz sound. Love it!
Do you know that in the film' credits there is a character called BIG STANK WOMAN! bhwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! She's the one at the club that said she couldn't get satisfied sexually.
Also loved Arsenio in drag. I swear he looked like June Pointer. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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And Sam Jackson holding up McDowells'....with Eriq LaSalle cowering in the corner. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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I swear, I sure miss the late 80s/early 90s Sam L. Jackson.
Jungle Fever would've never been had it not for him and Ossie Davis, those two stole every scene and ran with it,,,, | |
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Thank goodness for Coming to America, Jungle Fever, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka and Hollywood Shuffle. PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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I've never watched that film The only scene I know, is the infamous scene when whatshername took out her boobs, wig and ass | |
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YESSS!!!!!!!!!
Ossie and Sam made that film. I only watch if for the two of them. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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"The royal penis is clean, your Highness. "
Classic. | |
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Oh my goodness, I remember you saying you're not a Wayans fan, but that film is a required viewing. If you like Coming to America, you will love this too.
"Lemmie get one rib, I sure am hungry" PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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Harle, you've never seen that movie??? Girl, you have got to find it and watch it. Hilarious!!!! Especially with Fly Guy and his infamous "Bitch Betta Have My Money" speech.
Hollywood Shuffle was hilarious in some scenes as well. "But Miss Anne, what about yo' kin folk?" Aww shucks and remember Jheri Curl? He was a suspect in a homicide and his Jheri curl would dry up if he didn't keep spraying the activator every 5 minutes. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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She's your queen to be A queen to be forever A queen who'll do whatever His Highness desires She's your queen to be A vision of perfection An object of affection To quench your royal fire Completely free from infection To be used at your discretion Waiting only for your direction Your queen...to...be
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Don't forget the "EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING" scene. That movie is awesome.
Remember the warehouse scene when the bomb exploded and Damon says " U farted?" OMG I laughed my ass off. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Girl, that's like one of the greatest comedies of all time. I swear to God you need to watch it one of these days. That movie was like my Bible as a kid. That and "The Five Heartbeats". | |
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Dammit, consider me sold and LittleBlueCorvette, you got it, I could only take so much for those Wayans, except their sister of course | |
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Oh my God, that scene with Kung Fu Joe was fucking hilarious.
Police alarm siren Kung Fu Joe stops car, mumbles some Kung Fu gibberish while the cop gets out. Cop: "You mind getting out of your car?" Kung Fu Joe: "What seems to be the problem officer?" Cop: "Just step out of the car." Kung Fu Joe steps out and mumbles more Kung Fu gibberish and does Kung Fu moves while the cop has him face the car Alarm: Your door is ajar, please close the door, your door is ajar Cop pulls out what looks like some type of drug not sure if it's coke or weed Cop: "Well look what we have here..." Alarm (in pissed off sister voice): "I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR SHITHEAD!" Kung Fu Joe: "Seems like you punks trying to set me up huh?!" (Kung Fu Fighting plays and Kung Fu Joe fights the police officers) Kung Fu Joe (after grabbing one officer): Something about "Splinters, have a nice winter" or something lol "Wooo I'm gonna kick some ass now..." Tons of police cars swirl around him Kung Fu Joe: "So just you 57 punks against Kung Fu Joe?! Master of KARATE! KUNG FU! JUJITSU! ...and all that other shit you ain't never heard of. HAHAHAHA!" (COPS SHOOT HIM)
"Yo brother, you got a band aid?"
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I wonder did Eddie write that. It sounds like something he would write especially the "completely free from infection, to be used at your discretion" part. I love how dude kept staying hitting those operatic notes and then when he stopped he went back to his stone face. Actually him singing like that made it funny to me. Vanessa Bell Armstrong looked real beautiful during that scene though. She cracked me up when she barked like a dog after Eddie wondered if she would really do it. This is what finally causes him to go to New York. | |
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And she hopped on one foot and stayed barking on her way out of the room. That scene is classic! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Eddie was all the whole time. | |
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I love Eddie's films where he looks at the camera and gives you that "you believe this shit?" face. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Especially in "48 Hrs", "Trading Places" and "Beverly Hills Cop". | |
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my fav Eddie Murphy films
Trading Places Coming to America The Nutty Professor Harlem Nights
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NORBIT (you just can't beat his performances as Rasputia and Mr. Wong)
Boomerang was good but that was too much an ensemble cast for me to give all credit to Eddie.
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My favorites from Eddie are 48 Hrs, Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop I, The Golden Child, Coming to America, Nutty Professor (first one; second one was overblown IMO) and Harlem Nights. I did love Norbit too. After watching it, I didn't understand all the flack. I didn't think Eddie was gonna win the Oscar anyway after seeing how some people get it with the other awards won for the role they play. Bowfinger was also a good one. When Eddie gets good, he gets GOOD. "Raw" is also one of my favorite movies from him even if it is just a stand-up. | |
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IIRC, the flack over Norbit was because the character was an overweight black woman but my thought was "and?" We can find humor in every group of people and it doesnt have to mean the group is being put down or degraded.
I loved Eddie Griffin and Katt Williams as the pimps Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy.
I have to check out Bowfinger and also Tower Heist. Heard both were good. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Yeah Eddie Griffin and Katt were great in their roles. I heard Tower Heist was good too. The promotion sucked though. I seriously want Eddie to go back to stand-up though. He's sadly missed. I don't think he's done stand-up since the early 1990s. I thought he had quit stand-up following the end of "Raw" but I listened to his comedy hits retrospective and one of the two final jokes were recorded in 1990... | |
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute! A man goes into a restaurant, you listening? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down and has a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter taste the soup. The waiter says "What's wrong"? Just taste the soup. Is the soup too cold? Will ya' just taste the soup? Alright, I'll taste the soup Where's the spoon?
JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! | |
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"A-ha... a-ha..."
*crickets*
"Eh whadaya know from funny you bastards?"
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There are still people to this day who don't know that was Eddie Murphy. That's how genius that character is. JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! | |
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That's why I call Eddie a genius. He was able to pull off that character. When I first looked at dude I was like "who is that?! That ain't Eddie!" | |
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That wasn't a nasal sound, ol' boy farted! LMAO!!!! My favorite part was when they was trying to pronounce his mother name. A ALEO, A A ALIEN... I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ! | |
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Sexual Chocolate! They play so fine don't you agree?
[img:$uid]http://therebelsocietyonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/20111201-eddie+murphy+singer+coming+to+america.jpg[/img:$uid] I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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