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Septenarian finally ready to get her freak on! 70-year-old virgin says s...y for love
The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay...h birthday.
That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."
Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."
The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.
Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.
"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.
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you GO girl!! | |
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Why is this news..
PurpleJedi... Dont tell me your thinking about taking her flower!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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This is a movie that deserves to be made.
And, not some cheesy low-brow comedy, either. I found her story charming.
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(ducking fishslap) "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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...although the "flower" by now is probably more like a dessicated pea pod. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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If not a movie, at the very least an entertaining reality show.
I mean...if Flavor Flav can find love in front of the camera for a million dollars, I'm sure Pam can as well.
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...of yeah...
...Chocolate1 and KidaDynamite...
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Do you think she queef's dust?
Dyslexic spell edit.. [Edited 5/11/12 7:12am] ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Okay, that's just gross. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Owww.... "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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oh lawd
You deserve this:
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You're just DYING to use that .gif whenever possible, aren't ya?
Something special for ya;
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She's a cabaret dancer who hung around with Tom Jones and Roger Moore, and she's never been sexed?
LMFAO, sure. | |
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you gonna hit that???? i mean if you don't, somebody else will...
i won't talk bad about you if you do no, REALLY i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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looks kinda like blowjobs have taken a toll on her face though
i know... i am sooooooooooo fucked up for that i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Then again, maybe she had some abstinence power back then lmao
Maybe she was afraid of diseases. It's possible that's probably why she was like nah. When you're over 40 or 50 though, it's like "fuck it." | |
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...maybe you won't talk bad about me...but you'll sure as hell LAUGH at me won't you? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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who? Me??? I AM SHOCKED!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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i told you she was takin it in the face i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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!!!
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[img:$uid]http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/N.lSoZRW6ckrIzqYSd9nIg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/Pam3.jpg[/img:$uid]
Is this Rod Stewart in drag?
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let's check the belly contents...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Do we have to?
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