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Does anyone else suffer this strange condition every Easter? No, not stigmata. It's not me but my girlfriend. Every Easter in the supermarket she gets an almost debilitating urge to crush the ears of the foiled wrapped chocolate bunnies. She never does but has to fight it. And I know it's not just her as you often find bunnies lined up on the shelf with one or two who have had their ears smashed in. This year I think I will buy her 6 bunnies just so she can go reservoir dogs on them then I'll eat the chocolate.  Can anyone else explain this desire or do I just need to get a new girlfriend? If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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how big are her tits? | |
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unique said: how big are her tits? Perfect.. Oooooh, I just wanna squeeze them.....uh oh!  If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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well i hope you like chocolate | |
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Further investigation has revealed that if the bunnies are naked (out of their foil wrapper) the urge is largely nullified. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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Have her hang out with some peeps, yo. |
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Prove it. | |
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Childhood experience more than likely. I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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Dave1992 said:
Prove it. Ok. I'll upload some photos later. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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You're my man. | |
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