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If I win the Mega Millions on Friday, you all get laid A minimum of $1,000 but probably much more, and a whole lot more if I really like you.
So, you know who to be rooting for Friday! [Edited 3/31/12 4:27am] | |
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Woohoo! First! | |
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Sorry but I'll one-up you.
ROOT FOR ME to win on Friday, and if I hit the $476million jackpot, we all get a flight to wherever Prince is playing next, along with concert tickets.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Hey, I voted for your daughter, so remember me.
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I'll root for anyone! Root for me too...they sell mega millions in Loosy-anna now too. Imacs for all! | |
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You just remember that I own the copyrights on "&e" and "&E"! Shucks, those copyrights are probably more valuable than the Mega Millions! | |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Same goes for me Greg. | |
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“Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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Yay! I'm rooting for you, you handsome, smart guy, you. | |
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sweetie, hate to burst your bubble but i plan to purchase the winning ticket in the near future. i appreciate your delusional generosity though | |
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I'll take XxAxX's $1,000! | |
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It's now 500 million. | |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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yeah, well, sure...
but let's not act like i said the same thing i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Have I told you lately that I love you?
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You know you are hooked up. | |
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There's easily about half a dozen folks I'd kick a cool million to upon winning. I mean I'd likely mail the check that day because I wouldn't be able to contain my sheer, blinding excitement. | |
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Does any of you want me to do the quick maths on how big the chances of winning really are?
I had a lengthy discussion about the lottery system with my dad the other day. I confused him with my logical shit, but when I got round to explaining it all properly, he said:
"well... if you drink a glass of wine and pay 2,50 for it, the money is gone just the same, innit!! "
I answered, "yeah, but I pay for the joy of drinking that glass and not for the hope of winning another one. Or is spending money on the lottery and losing so much fun that it actually pays off?"
His answer: "I gotta work now, leave me alone... "
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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This must be reverse psychology. Get everyone to doubt their chances so yours go up whilst you horde tickets under your mattress. | |
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There is only one thing certain about lotteries:
You cannot win if you do not play.
BTW, I know a guy that won a $126 million lottery about 5 years ago. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, and he still has most of the money (he took a lump sum payment of $36 million or so). | |
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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Vendetta1 said: It's now 500 million. It's amazing to me just how huge these jackpots get there. I know it's because of your massive population...but it is still shocking to think of it. Our cap in Canada is 50 million...but it is tax free. | |
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With a 500 million dollar jackpot, a lump sum payout would net you about 250 million after taxes.
Truthfully though, I wouldn't balk at receiving any number of millions, post taxation. | |
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Me either.
I just went and played in two states.
I thoroughly enjoy fantasizing about winning that much money. It always involves moving out of the country.
I know I'm not going to win but it's still fun to play. | |
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Moving out of the country would be on my list, too. Hell, I consider teaching ESL in foreign countries ALL THE TIME.
I've never been a lotto player but it's hard to resist when the jackpot gets huge. That's so much money, I don't even know what you could do. I mean, the sky would be the limit. | |
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There are at least 100 people I would help in some small way or big way. And I'd probably give a ton of money to charity and try to help some Chicago Public Schools. | |
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