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Reply #30 posted 03/29/12 1:30am

Timmy84

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Women are shallow and guys are dumb.

Why doesn't she just become an escort? IT would take a lot of the guesswork out of the equasion. lol

That or move out of the damn City. NYC is basically just a playground for rich WAll Street assholes nowadays anyway. mad

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Nowadays?

NOWADAYS? lol

I don't even live there but come on it's always been that mane lol

Other than that yeah she should become an escort if this is true at all.

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Reply #31 posted 03/29/12 8:45am

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Maybe I should contact her and give her the phone number of one of my exes---he has the income she wants----I just couldn't deal with the extra small penis.....and believe me...I tried lol

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Reply #32 posted 03/29/12 11:38am

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StillGotIt said:

Maybe I should contact her and give her the phone number of one of my exes---he has the income she wants----I just couldn't deal with the extra small penis.....and believe me...I tried lol

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Reply #33 posted 03/29/12 4:34pm

SpiritOtter

I like her.

Whilst he clearly is not the CEO of JPMorgan (it would be a sackable offense), the alleged response also does not carry much credence by virtue of the suggestion that rich men would not be so foolish. Everyone knows that it doesn't take too much for a rich man to be "caught" or to "fall for" a young woman like the alleged original poster.

Personally speaking, I found her refreshingly honest and actually quite analytical in her approach, which is in some ways to be applauded (from purely scientific grounds). She knows what she wants and what she doesn't, and she is attempting to craft her destiny by opening herself to critique which could potentially help her up her game.

If she is allegedly the girl in the pretty picture, then perhaps she is not just someone with looks, style and taste.

On that note, does anyone have her number?

love,

Spirit

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Reply #34 posted 03/29/12 5:27pm

dJJ

These guys are selling their souls to fill their bankaccounts because they think that will get them into a relationship with a beautiful blond girl, right? Because somehow they feel that will elevate their male status and make them happy.

The girl knows it's a man's world and that her best changes on welfare are to become a trophy wife.

Well, if the rich guy and beautiful woman would truly become happy from that shehezerade (?) it's great. However, somehow, I think they spend a lot of time and energy in building a life that resemblees a bad 80's movie. And than find out that 80's movies had nothing to do with reality.

While, I'm of course really doing something valuable with my life, typing nonsense on this forum wink

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #35 posted 03/29/12 5:28pm

dJJ

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Title: What should I do to marry say hi to a rich groovy guy?

... I'm going to be honest of sort of honest about what I'm going to say here.

I'm 25 older than dirt this year. I'm very pretty, not noticeably saggy, have style all my own teeth and good taste hair. I wish to marry say hello to a guy who has a soul, a sense of humor, and can converse about more than beer and football. (Not that there's anything wrong with that). with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy whacked out on cheap street drugs , but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. i really don't care for bigots and fools.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? just say howdy and don't be boring me with remarks like 'nice weather we're having.' (Not that there's anything wrong with that, either).

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons find groovy guys like that you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income none have been skydivers, astronauts or deep sea divers. and it seems that this is might be my upper limit new goal, something to work toward.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area the scary world that is me the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. he'll need an extra parachute, hip boots, a year's supply of oxygen and a lot of faith.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? eccentric people gather? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym, space shuttle stations, lodges, secret societies)
2) Which age group should I target? are there any others like me out there?
3) No ax murderers, please

4) How do you decide who can be your wife sweet monkey spanker, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married get spanky)

Ms. Pretty
Hanging In There

So, how are you and Blackadder doing? Any progress in you relation?

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Reply #36 posted 03/29/12 5:44pm

XxAxX

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^ lol hey welcome back where have you been? Adder hasn't been around much either lately. i have a feeling he is prospecting for opal, in utah. a new motherlode has been discovered near framptonville. or maybe it was cooberpedy. anyway, i imagine right about now he's swinging a pickax and building up those biceps of his. you know the ones. :nudgenudgewinkwink:

and his wife is likely there right alongside of him, mindin' their kids. she and the little ones are probably right this very moment sifting through the smaller chunks of rocks Adder heaves down to them, as he weilds that mighty ax. i bet now and again one of the childrem beams up at her parents, clutching a nugget in that little fist of hers and smiling like the sun. or maybe it's Adder, or his wife, who's shoutin' eureka! look at this!

and although some people might wonder at Adder's family's collective dedication, daring and strong minded determination to dig up several tons of opal in three months (Adder is on hiatus from work and they only give him three months i think), i see the fact that they've followed their dream as a kind of visionary action. they know what they want (opal) and they're not at all afraid to get out there and dig some up. so anyway, i think that might be why Adder hasn't been here much anymore.

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Reply #37 posted 04/04/12 3:17am

iloveannie

Call me an old fool if you like but I find it rather sad. Marriage should be for love and companionship.
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Reply #38 posted 04/04/12 6:58am

ThruTheEyesOfW
onder

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iloveannie said:

Call me an old fool if you like but I find it rather sad. Marriage should be for love and companionship.

yeahthat

The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl

"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror)

"I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" lol
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Reply #39 posted 04/05/12 11:12am

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This joke has been around for like 10 years now. I first got it as email spam. lol

Jokes aside, many rich men like pretty women and it will always be that way. Old men like young women and it will always be that way too.

Many women, pretty or not, are attracted to powerful and successful men. Again, it will always be that way.

There's an old saying which reads "that which is easily acquired is less desired." Basically, there are men out there that don't really like a woman unless they have to work for and spend money on her. Perhaps its part of a primitive male ego which speaks to a deep rooted need to hunt and gain trophies. On the flip side, there are some women who like to be pursued, wined and dined. So at the end of the day the pretty girl will get her man and eventually lose him to another pretty girl as the stock market fluctuates. lol

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #40 posted 04/05/12 11:13am

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p.s. J.P Morgan's wife was cute but not pretty and I believe she was a flight attendant and that's how they met. She was considerably younger than him.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #41 posted 04/05/12 3:15pm

SpiritOtter

HotGritz said:

This joke has been around for like 10 years now. I first got it as email spam. lol

Jokes aside, many rich men like pretty women and it will always be that way. Old men like young women and it will always be that way too.

Many women, pretty or not, are attracted to powerful and successful men. Again, it will always be that way.

There's an old saying which reads "that which is easily acquired is less desired." Basically, there are men out there that don't really like a woman unless they have to work for and spend money on her. Perhaps its part of a primitive male ego which speaks to a deep rooted need to hunt and gain trophies. On the flip side, there are some women who like to be pursued, wined and dined. So at the end of the day the pretty girl will get her man and eventually lose him to another pretty girl as the stock market fluctuates. lol

HotGritz,

I like your last line..."as the stock market fluctuates".

I like flight attendants, too.

love,

Spirit

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Reply #42 posted 04/05/12 5:00pm

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Rich men will definitely go for pretty women. Maybe what this woman does not realize is that rich men have their pick of pretty women, so being pretty is not much of a selling point for her.

She might be able to sell herself to someone, but any rich man with class is going to want a pretty woman who has some class herself. And this woman is not advertising class.

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Reply #43 posted 04/05/12 5:03pm

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She needs to close her legs first of all. Rich men buy diamonds not cubic zirconias.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #44 posted 04/05/12 5:27pm

SpiritOtter

Hotgritz,

You keep making me chuckle with your last lines..."not cubic zirconias"!

love,

Spirit

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