OMG today when i was talking to my boss i accidentally spoke spat!!!

it landed on his nose

i wanted to say sorry but i kept on talking - we both carried on like that lill wet missile of salver missed his face completely it was soooooooooooo awkward

i then totally lost track of the conversation and cut the discussion short......... cause i was just mortified

i'm sooooo embarrassed ~ i feel like giving him an umbrella next time we have a conversation

have u ever done that 2 someone ~ I better not b the only one….. damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ~ it can b funny, but not when its me

i did that to someone once. not spit, but i was holding a freshly washed pear at the time and when i raised my hand in greeting (to this VIP) water sort of flew off my hand and onto his face. this incident followed the one where i had mistaken him for a delivery person or something earlier that day, so all in all it's safe to say i did not make a good impression that day. not good at all.

So...how's the resume coming along...?

the best response is

Oops, pardon me! Anyways....

You shouldn't blame yourself over an accidental slip up.

[Edited 4/3/12 6:57am]

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

That's the real question...how do you gracefully wipe?

ThisOne said:

OMG today when i was talking to my boss i accidentally spoke spat!!!

it landed on his nose

i wanted to say sorry but i kept on talking - we both carried on like that lill wet missile of salver missed his face completely it was soooooooooooo awkward

i then totally lost track of the conversation and cut the discussion short......... cause i was just mortified

i'm sooooo embarrassed ~ i feel like giving him an umbrella next time we have a conversation

have u ever done that 2 someone ~ I better not b the only one….. damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ~ it can b funny, but not when its me

i guess that's a hell of aa reverse for him

since he wants you to be all loud about

blowin him

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

babynoz said:

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

That's the real question...how do you gracefully wipe?

Hang this over your desk;

Listen, my entire life plays out like a Seinfeld episode and I constantly do stuff like that! Don't worry about it- just shrug your shoulders and say, "so what? Who cares?" sure it's embarrasing and you wish it hadn't happened, but what can you do? Embarrasing things like that happen to all of us

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

This happened to me. I went to an aquaintance house and I met her aunt who has taken care of her all her life {so she calls her mom}. Her aunt/mom made me sit on the couch next to her and she started talking away....she didn'y have no teeth in her mouth either. So, she was talking about something very passionately {I think it was baout beating someones ass} and I think she that the words "POP" or "STUPID" and caught me dead on my nose and the very corner of my mouth. All I could think was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " but I didn't say anything. I just sat there like a robot and didn't open my mouth at all until I got to a sink to wash my face.

KidaDynamite said:

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

This happened to me. I went to an aquaintance house and I met her aunt who has taken care of her all her life {so she calls her mom}. Her aunt/mom made me sit on the couch next to her and she started talking away....she didn'y have no teeth in her mouth either. So, she was talking about something very passionately {I think it was baout beating someones ass} and I think she that the words "POP" or "STUPID" and caught me dead on my nose and the very corner of my mouth. All I could think was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " but I didn't say anything. I just sat there like a robot and didn't open my mouth at all until I got to a sink to wash my face.

Ewww!

A tiny speck away from my face is one thing but in that situation I would have had to excuse myself so I could disinfect, feelings and awkwardness be damned,

this thread

KidaDynamite said:

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

This happened to me. I went to an aquaintance house and I met her aunt who has taken care of her all her life {so she calls her mom}. Her aunt/mom made me sit on the couch next to her and she started talking away....she didn'y have no teeth in her mouth either. So, she was talking about something very passionately {I think it was baout beating someones ass} and I think she that the words "POP" or "STUPID" and caught me dead on my nose and the very corner of my mouth. All I could think was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " but I didn't say anything. I just sat there like a robot and didn't open my mouth at all until I got to a sink to wash my face.

You are such a polite and sweet person... now see I would have done what Babynoz said.

Manners be damned...

paintedlady said:

KidaDynamite said:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

This happened to me. I went to an aquaintance house and I met her aunt who has taken care of her all her life {so she calls her mom}. Her aunt/mom made me sit on the couch next to her and she started talking away....she didn'y have no teeth in her mouth either. So, she was talking about something very passionately {I think it was baout beating someones ass} and I think she that the words "POP" or "STUPID" and caught me dead on my nose and the very corner of my mouth. All I could think was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " but I didn't say anything. I just sat there like a robot and didn't open my mouth at all until I got to a sink to wash my face.

You are such a polite and sweet person... now see I would have done what Babynoz said.

Manners be damned...

Way sweeter than I could be in that situation...yuck!

u guys r sooooo cool u make spit speaking seem fun

mayb i should do it more often ~ and with food even u can call me Daffy!!!!

XxAxX said:

i did that to someone once. not spit, but i was holding a freshly washed pear at the time and when i raised my hand in greeting (to this VIP) water sort of flew off my hand and onto his face. this incident followed the one where i had mistaken him for a delivery person or something earlier that day, so all in all it's safe to say i did not make a good impression that day. not good at all.

it would have been nice if u dated him

PurpleJedi said:

So...how's the resume coming along...?

stop it!!!

paintedlady said:

the best response is

Oops, pardon me! Anyways....

You shouldn't blame yourself over an accidental slip up.

[Edited 4/3/12 6:57am]

thanks ~ next time i will drop an oops

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

atleast i didnt have food in my mouth ~ that would have been worse and something would have had 2 b said!!!

babynoz said:

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

That's the real question...how do you gracefully wipe?

thats just it, u dont ~ its up to the receiver to either wipe or live with it until u leave the room

KingBAD said:

ThisOne said:

OMG today when i was talking to my boss i accidentally spoke spat!!!

it landed on his nose

i wanted to say sorry but i kept on talking - we both carried on like that lill wet missile of salver missed his face completely it was soooooooooooo awkward

i then totally lost track of the conversation and cut the discussion short......... cause i was just mortified

i'm sooooo embarrassed ~ i feel like giving him an umbrella next time we have a conversation

have u ever done that 2 someone ~ I better not b the only one….. damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ~ it can b funny, but not when its me

i guess that's a hell of aa reverse for him

since he wants you to be all loud about

blowin him

it was my nose ~ not him

stop it i said ~ stop it!!!!

lauralevesque said:

Listen, my entire life plays out like a Seinfeld episode and I constantly do stuff like that! Don't worry about it- just shrug your shoulders and say, "so what? Who cares?" sure it's embarrasing and you wish it hadn't happened, but what can you do? Embarrasing things like that happen to all of us

when u said that i thought of the episode when someone spat on kramer ~ i think it was at a baseball game

KidaDynamite said:

chocolate1 said:

Have you ever HAD someone spit while talking to you- esp. if it lands near your lips?

I'm standing there thinking, "Did this #$%^&* just spit in my face and keep talking?!"

I start obsessing over wiping it off and can't hear anything else the person is saying.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

This happened to me. I went to an aquaintance house and I met her aunt who has taken care of her all her life {so she calls her mom}. Her aunt/mom made me sit on the couch next to her and she started talking away....she didn'y have no teeth in her mouth either. So, she was talking about something very passionately {I think it was baout beating someones ass} and I think she that the words "POP" or "STUPID" and caught me dead on my nose and the very corner of my mouth. All I could think was "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " but I didn't say anything. I just sat there like a robot and didn't open my mouth at all until I got to a sink to wash my face.

sorry but that just cracked me up!!!! i was just picturing him cleaning and scrubbing when he got home

ThisOne said:

lauralevesque said:

Listen, my entire life plays out like a Seinfeld episode and I constantly do stuff like that! Don't worry about it- just shrug your shoulders and say, "so what? Who cares?" sure it's embarrasing and you wish it hadn't happened, but what can you do? Embarrasing things like that happen to all of us

when u said that i thought of the episode when someone spat on kramer ~ i think it was at a baseball game