I just served myself a bowl of Cheerios, and suddenly I wasn't so eager to eat it. So I flushed it down my toilet. And now it's clogged.

How big was this bowl, smooth? Big enough to clog a toilet sounds... Like a feast of Cheerios.

Good fiber, at least!!

Honey Nut ?

Spinlight said:

How big was this bowl, smooth? Big enough to clog a toilet sounds... Like a feast of Cheerios.

Good fiber, at least!!

It was a huge bowl. And now I'm hungry.

nursev said:

Honey Nut ?

Regular. That just made it worse.

smoothcriminal12 said:

Spinlight said:

How big was this bowl, smooth? Big enough to clog a toilet sounds... Like a feast of Cheerios.

Good fiber, at least!!

It was a huge bowl. And now I'm hungry.

I don't think this is how binge/purge is supposed to work, babe.

Spinlight said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

It was a huge bowl. And now I'm hungry.

I don't think this is how binge/purge is supposed to work, babe.

I know. I'm doing it wrong.

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Now how am I gon hide this from my parents?

smoothcriminal12 said:

Now how am I gon hide this from my parents?

Yall dont have a plunger??? PLUNGE THAT SHIT.

Spinlight said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Now how am I gon hide this from my parents?

Yall dont have a plunger??? PLUNGE THAT SHIT.

I don't know how to.

smoothcriminal12 said:

nursev said:

Honey Nut ?

Regular. That just made it worse.

Regular Cheerios u needed to flush that shit

nursev said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Regular. That just made it worse.

Regular Cheerios u needed to flush that shit

Right!?

My fellow Americans

Help the planet:

Stop wasting food!!!

smoothcriminal12 said:

Now how am I gon hide this from my parents?

smoothcriminal12 said:

Spinlight said:

Yall dont have a plunger??? PLUNGE THAT SHIT.

I don't know how to.

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

Spinlight said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

I don't know how to.

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

Oh! Thank you. I'll be right back.

Spinlight said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

I don't know how to.

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

smoothcriminal12 said:

Spinlight said:

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

Oh! Thank you. I'll be right back.

My fellow Americans

Help the planet:

Stop wasting water!!!

I DID IT

Gold star for me.

nursev said:

Spinlight said:

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

Hey now, you don't even use your plunger, do ya! I can't imagine you make anything but polite ladypoops, nursev. A man's gotta know how to plunge!

PANDURITO said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Oh! Thank you. I'll be right back.

My fellow Americans

Help the planet:

Stop wasting water!!!

WOW...

just WOW!!!

KingBAD said:

WOW...

just WOW!!!

What?

Your parents should get a belt on that ass, wasting food and money like that.

As a matter of fact....BEND OVER!

KidaDynamite said:

Your parents should get a belt on that ass, wasting food and money like that.

As a matter of fact....BEND OVER!

Shhhh....

they don't know.

nexttime let it sog up make some oatmeal n put it in there..

.. loves cereal

jon1967 said:

nexttime let it sog up make some oatmeal n put it in there..

.. loves cereal

True....

Spinlight said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

I don't know how to.

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

This has been another org service annoucement by our handyman -in-residence, Spinlight.

TD3 said:

Spinlight said:

You just gotta take hold of that thang, put it in your toilet bowl so the rubber mouthpiece thing covers the hole in your bowl (lol) and then WOOOSH out, then lightly pull up but dont break the "seal" and then WOOSH out again. Do it until you hear it finish its flush on its own, or you see its visibly getting smaller.

This has been another org service annoucement by our handyman -in-residence, Spinlight.

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Dayum, you just chucked in the toilet huh?

My dad would've whopped my ass while Ma would tell me how people back home in Nigeria would kill for some food.

Anywayz..

PLUNGE THAT SHIT.