No one did this for Prince, here it goes:

- Date of Birth: 07-06-1958
- Gender: male
- Height: 157 cm
- Kilograms: about 60?
- He probably has hairy nipples
- Cancer and alcohlism probably run in the family
- How often do you...:
talk to strangers? Never
go to parties? Often
drive a car? Sometimes
walk alone at night? Never
go hunting? Never
go fishing? Never
bungee jump? Never
sky dive? Never
rock climb? Never
swallow knives? Never
race cars? Sometimes
fly planes? Never
shoot bbguns? Never
play drinking games? Never
rollerblade in traffic? Sometimes
cliff dive? Never
race mountain bikes? Never
watch South Park? Never
listen to Korn? Never
hangglide? Never
ride the mechanical bull? Never

-How often do you...:
walk? Often
run? Sometimes
hike? Never
stretch? Often
play sports? Sometimes
lift weights? Sometimes
play team sports? Sometimes
jump rope? Never
have sex? Often
have team sex? Never
go swimming? Sometimes
rollerblade? Sometimes
use exercise equipment? Often

-How often do you consume...:
bubble gum? Sometimes
candy? Sometimes
coffee? Daily
soda/pop/coke? Daily
pain medication? Sometimes
cigarettes? Never
other tobacco? Never
beer? Never
wine? Never
hard alcohol? Never
marijuana? Never
other drugs? Never


. Do you care about self image? yes
Do you usually drive above the speed limit? yes
Do you wear a helmet while bike riding? no
Do you always fasten your safety belt? no
How many sexual partners have you had? 50
How many unprotected sexual partners have you had? 20
Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second? no
Do you like to play with fire? no
Do you like to play with guns? no
Are you good at math? no
Can you bend over and touch your toes, without bending your knees? yes
Are you in the armed services? no
Do you sell, traffic, or make illegal drugs? no
Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us) no
Do you operate heavy machinery? no
Are you often stressed? yes
Paranoid? yes
Do you cross when it says "Don't Walk"? yes
Do you have any tattoos? no
Can you run one mile (1.6km) without getting shortwinded? yes
Do people call you "lardass" or "fatso", or whisper, "lookout! here comes the chunkmonster!" when you approach them? no
Do ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
Do you regularly go tanning or sunbathing? yes
How many pushups can you do without stopping? 70


And finally, on a scale of 1 to 10, how healthy do you feel? 8


CONCLUSION:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. Prince can expect to die on:


December 1, 2039
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date he will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (11%)

Such a feel-good thread.