were in the restroom snortin coke with gingrich

and bangin santorum, singin "we will over come"

to the tune of "BAMBI" and then it happened...

camille walked in, spun around and got down with the funkiest jam EVah. bill clinton stopped by with bandmate george clinton and they all danced under a cherry

still intact on the thirty year old woman who only

knew of the midgets music after he lost his name

his name but never his game that stayed the same

and then the cops came and

busted Santorum, Gingrich, and that little midget with no name for public lewdness and dope.

then the cops put on music, grabbed their handcuffs and starting getting funkayyy

and the lady across the street screremed for her husband,

"ABNER, abner, those peole across the street just turned the police

into dancin freaks... AAAAAABNEEEEER!!!" and then it happened....

then i jizzed all over n came to my senses n realized how asleep ive been n how i need to wake the fuck up n join the crowd and party like its 1999 n see what comes of it

However I realised that since I was partying like it was 1999, there were a lot of end-of-the-world-believers who decided to....

wait on Jesus? I reckon so.

But when Jesus didn't appear they

aardvark15 said:

But when Jesus didn't appear they

popped the jesus juice

alphastreet said:

aardvark15 said:

But when Jesus didn't appear they

popped the jesus juice

Silver Patron making converts all over the world to what ever you want to believe.

Just then ....

A mystical figure appeared from the sky named...

aardvark15 said:

A mystical figure appeared from the sky named...

Mel Gibson, he was animated, wore underpants and screamed ARE YOU TRYING TO TORTURE ME?

But the guys at South Park already used that so instead....

aardvark15 said:

But the guys at South Park already used that so instead....

Jareel White danced in. He Flashed a winning smile then broke into a rumba, and twirled across the room yelling...

"Fuck you Laura and fuck you too....

aardvark15 said:

"Fuck you Laura and fuck you too....tight sissy pants!!

littlemissG said:

aardvark15 said:

But the guys at South Park already used that so instead....

Jareel White danced in. He Flashed a winning smile then broke into a rumba, and twirled across the room yelling...

Then, he was speechless.

Beautifulstarr123 said:

Then, he was speechless.

You want a speech? I'll give you one!

To everyone's surprise it was...

Beyonce is the baddest chick in the game

Jaleel put on Beyonce wig and said

"Kanye, go in your closet, and put on that freak um dress."

Beautifulstarr123 said:

"Kanye, go in your closet, and put on that freak um dress."

Kim stretched all mtydresses with her big ass. Look at this...

Kanye was right. Right where fabric should have been was a big hole with "Ray Jay wuz here" written right above it. I didn't know what to say so I just...

[Edited 4/7/12 19:43pm]

aardvark15 said:

Kanye was right. Right where fabric should have been was a big hole with "Ray Jay wuz here" written right above it. I didn't know what to say so I just...

[Edited 4/7/12 19:43pm]

put a sign on it that said Aziz Ansari was here