Dead bodies stayed lifeless until...

george DUKE started playin

IF YOU HEAR ANY NOISE

which even the dead had to get up for

in which case prince grew some nuts

and played the ORIGINAL version of

JOY IN REPITITION

But he added a kazoo solo which made

Fuck Prince in his ass. I ran up behind Prince and

aardvark15 said:

Fuck Prince in his ass. I ran up behind Prince and

shoved the kazoo up his ass with made the sound of a loud, musical fart

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sfinky1 said:

..which was so loud that instantly all the windows of Morris' house shattered and the partygoers' drink glasses exploded. Broken glass was everywhere. The music stopped and everyone stared at me. Prince, the kazoo still dangling from his behind, very slowly turned around and fixed his thousand yard stare on me. Had I offended him? I had no idea what to do but I knew I needed to say or do something so I..

slowly walked over to him, and into his ear, I loudly screamed for my life NIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIIII OWWWOWWWOWWWOWWW like the end of Darlin Nikki. Then Nikki Minaj showed up again....with Nikki 6 accompanying her!

They began to torture me by singing (If you call it singing) Stupid Hoe in my ears over in over again until I decided to

Then I came out with three midgets and started to singing a mambo #5 hit, Prince laughed at me as I started to do the robot dance, then Lenny Kravitz came out with a dancy g string on and started singing a song. I paused and couldn't believe my very eyes, there behind Lenny Kravitz was Nicki Minaj trying to chew on his g string...

and then it happened

a fifteen year old set of twins came in

a boy and a girl, and since it was prince

related everybody said "FUCKIT" they momma's

not checkin on 'em let's just...

send them to the org where they shall be belittled, scorned, humiliated, preyed upon, sexually violated and ultimately eaten. A few stood up in resistance and yelled "No! We will not send them to the org! Not without.....

Giving them Head and telling every org member that they like LL Cool J's music more than Prince's so that way they'll be easier prey.

called Lil Kim for a mock fest

But she was unavailable so instead we had to get Missy Elliot who...

Missy through the doughnuts off a cliff and Sherri followed. Lenny stared at Missy and said

so what do we tell the cops?

Missy said "Fuck the cops....

"and fuck youo too" then she kicked lenny in the nuts and

rolled his ass over the cliff, just as alysha keyes walked by and said

How come you don't call me no more,

then Prince snaired and said you got a man,

is he fine,

well tell me darling,

does he have an a** like mine,

*Prince turns in his buttless jeans and gyrates from side to side*

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As Alicia stared at Prince, she snapped and said "Are you really a Jehovah's Witness or you're just putting on"?

"Of course I'm not! I just don't want people knowing I slept with Morris" Prince said while he

who is this imposter! Prince screamed from afar.. come to find out I thought I was speaking with prince but it was really Bria's little brother... uh i mean sister. then I asked, why do you look like a man...

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he said "i know huh?

i'm a HER morphodite not a HIM orphodite. ewwwwwwww

please loosen my assless pants for me...

sfinky1 said:

so we can get down to business..

and re-elect Obama! Just then quess who should arrive but...