then one of them screamed "PANTIES PANTIES

I HAVE SHAT MY PANTIES, could someone pass

me the lactose, so i can cut this shit"

but it was 2 late they all evacuated and made their way to Morris Day's house where.....

hosted by Imago.... there he was strutting his stuff on the dance floor when he noticed Prince, their eyes immediately connected and....

morris sayin "jerome, stop me at 17"

because he was waddling his way to the studio and

Prince walked straight to Imago and him saying Jerome i am off wit Morris u fix this boy up so he knows.....

oops

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Everyone then remembered that Diamond and Pearl had died but no one cared and continued to party. A special guest appeared by the name of

penelope periwinkle

and busta punnani and they decided to

Get jiggy with Jermone who...

said I'll reveal to you the meaning of life if you buy two" cases of Girl Scout cookies." That sounds like a deal to me so I...

bought two cases of Girl Scout cookies and bit into one and the next thing I know I was awake in

the arms of dead Diamond and Pearl, and that it was their spirits partying all this time at Morris Day's gay party

After that, Prince went on prince.org and pretended he was a member, joining under the name of Purplepanties7777. After waiting three days to comment, he decided to write a thread about how he gave himself a sanddollar. Unfortunately, he ate some bad vegetarian nachos, so begin to hallucinate and write....

IamFunkay7 said:

After that, Prince went on prince.org and pretended he was a member, joining under the name of Purplepanties7777. After waiting three days to comment, he decided to write a thread about how he gave himself a sanddollar. Unfortunately, he ate some bad vegetarian nachos, so begin to hallucinate and write....

songs in every scale except A minor, and decided to call the album: Songs about A Minor....named Mayte! Yes I just went there

the album however was universally panned and received very little airplay and commercial success. this could have been due to a number of reasons. for example, on the opening track prince plays a kazoo solo for 25 minutes, testing the tolerance of even his most diehard fans. but more importantly,

the album cover featured....

got a stingy review because he played

the national anthem on the kazoo while havin

it stuck in his ass, sayin that fart musik was

the wave of things to come, then for the rest of

the interview he just stared

KingBAD said:

got a stingy review because he played

the national anthem on the kazoo while havin

it stuck in his ass, sayin that fart musik was

the wave of things to come, then for the rest of

the interview he just stared

At the possibility of another reunion with "The Revolution"?

The 2nd track featured Prince not playing a kazoo but a

aardvark15 said:

The 2nd track featured Prince not playing a kazoo but a

tambourine

Instead Sheila E. was playing the kazoo on that song which was ironically titled

"blowitoutyobutt"

Prince asked "where in the hell are all these references about butts coming from?" Everyone else agreed, even Morris and Jerome. So Prince said "change that shit" and it was re-titled to "sexyfunkmuthapublicsceneforum" until Vanity said....

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"Prince, I thought you didn't swear no more?"

..Prince responded, "I thought you didn't suck dick anymore either." Morris, Jerome and Sheila snicker in the background. Vanity snaps back...

"Bitch die," and she pulled out a chopper and shot Prince 6 times in the heart...

But Prince resurrected himself while the theme to Halloween played. Vanity...

Then turned it on everyone again, killing everyone before turning to herself. In hell...

Diamond and Pearl had an orgy with Vanity who later...