Angry and disgusted, he wrote a song called "Darling Nikki"

Nicki loved the song so much she forced Prince to marry her.

she kept begging and begging and then Prince imitated Nikki in her London personality accent and said "PAUSE"

because there was a knock on the door and he knew it was going to b important, which is why he insisted the hide under the bed and not make a sound.............

The door opened wide and Vanity appeared.

sportin a full beard and bifocals and some of the

dingiest teeth you wanna see on a human...

She said "So when are making that duet?"

Prince wasnt having any of that and stayed very still under the bed but it was dusty and.......

Full of gay strippers one of which was named...

Bria ~ but she was a he

And a very manly he. Apparently Prince sang all the vocals on Bria's album as Bria's voice was very very deep. He had on a

purule glitter thong

and assless pants, but one of his nuts

was hangin out screamin BAMBI BAMBI BAMBI

the fumes the fumes!!!! it was nasty!!!! Although a pretty purple haze appeared from between her thighs, luring the purple one from his hiding place allowing her to........

Catch him and take him to lair.

And back at her lair now

ADAM ANT happened to be there

Sat in a chair

And combing his hair...

He yelped: "EEEoooooooooww!!!! It's a yoooooouuuu!" as Vanity + P arrived

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I could hear Morgan Freeman's voice. He was narrating every single thing I did everywhere. At first it was awkward, but then I got used to him narrating my life with his distinct voice.

Vanity gave Adam a big smooch and asked him what he thought they should do with Prince. He said

who da fuck is prince?

and who was that lil fella that

kept starin at us, don't he know

sign language???

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

"ANT MUSIC" started playing loudly as if on cue

"Sing alooooooooooong meee prittezzzzzzzzz" shrieked Adam Ant, as he leapt on a table top and began to dance his peculiar jig..

Then Drake stormed in to free his little Nikki from all this madness and felt jealous and possessive of her, that he actually brought leftovers from Justin Beiber's cake and threatened to punch it so hard it would go flying onto everyone's faces

Then Drake broke into a rap so bad that

aardvark15 said:

Then Drake broke into a rap so bad that

Tony M. was shaking his head to embarrassment and proclaimed: "And Prince fans think that my rhymes were shit? This ninja here should be put in jail for such nonsense. He's an embarrassment to the rap game". Tony's cell phone started ringing and he was surprised to learn that.....

Diamond And Pearl had died in each others arms because

...they saw the promo pics of the Prince coffee table book published a couple of years ago which included photos of a new set of twins that Prince had replaced them with. They couldn't take the pain and called Larry Graham who told them...

i never forgot your eyes

but if you meet me at kingdom hall

i'll help you with your career just like i

did with the lil fella who stares alot...

and then it happened

...Diamond and Pearl overdosed on their Xanax pills instead. The thought of having to suck Larry's dick was worst than listening to Tony M.'s raps. When they were found....

They were covered in heroin because