And the huge dick belonged to Rick James who told her she was being sent back to earth and to give Prince this message from him.....

I want your pussy...

this is a story about control, pussy control

....so grow your hair back long back when you were on tour with me because I want to have something to pull on while I fuck you.....

but since I've been telling myself that I should be celibate for a while, insteading of having sex, we decided to....

SeventeenDayze said:

but since I've been telling myself that I should be celibate for a while, insteading of having sex, we decided to....

play chinese checkers whilst listening to the sound of the pouring rain. I went to the kitchen to get us some..

lube, but...

Prince stole it to use for his visit to Elton John so I had to use...

corn on the cob and as I lay there I couldn't help but wonder, "what would...........

Madonna do? So did what Madonna would do and shoved the corn up my ass which...

made the whole room smell like Thanksgiving and that's when that dude from the party last night called and he asked me why I snitched on him and I said

I don't know and punched him in his

testicles and I felt bad about it until

he said he was my father and I decided

aardvark15 said:

he said he was my father and I decided

to refine my noose tying skills once again, when all of a sudden...

I saw the ghost of

aardvark15 said:

I saw the ghost of

Tupac and Biggie

Who were planning a comeback tour and

and inhaled some MDMA

alphastreet said:

and inhaled some MDMA

All the while talking about Madonna's new album MDNA .

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

alphastreet said:

and inhaled some MDMA

All the while talking about Madonna's new album MDNA .

you know you wanna

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

alphastreet said:

and inhaled some MDMA

All the while talking about Madonna's new album MDNA .

Nicki Minaj suddenly appeared and rapper her line from Give Me All Your Luvin' causing me to

explode in glitter because my ears started to bleed so I had to self destruct. What really became weird is that I found a crackhead in the alley named tyrone biggums and I paid him too...

much money for the crack. I thanked him and headed to

aardvark15 said:

much money for the crack. I thanked him and headed to

the auto parts store because I had a huge crush on the cashier who looked like Robert Downey Jr. He smiled at me and said he's always wanted to be with a black girl but never knew how to get his swirl on...so I said to him....

sfinky1 said:

"I just bought a bunch of crack from some dude in an alleyway. Wanna party?" He smiled. Then, his smile slowly faded and began turning downward into a frown. His brow furrowed and he started to cry. He said...

"girl you so crazy" in a pitch perfect ebonics tone and laughed when he saw me pull out a box of Cracker Jacks and shared it with him. I suddenly realized he wasn't a RD Jr. lookalike, it actually WAS him, he was filming a scene for Tropic Thunder Part 2, then I realized...

that this was but a dream, then i raelized that it wasn't a dream

and i had been talkin to myself for hours, when prince walks up

to me and just stares for like 45 seconds 'til i just walk away

trippin over nikki passed out on the ground, booty up in the air

with her miniskirt pulled up to her shoulders talkin 'bout

"nice party huh? come gimme some sugar..."

and i broke out runnin tryin to get the smell of dead fish out my nostrils

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

KingBAD said:

that this was but a dream, then i raelized that it wasn't a dream

and i had been talkin to myself for hours, when prince walks up

to me and just stares for like 45 seconds 'til i just walk away

trippin over nikki passed out on the ground, booty up in the air

with her miniskirt pulled up to her shoulders talkin 'bout

"nice party huh? come gimme some sugar..."

and i broke out runnin tryin to get the smell of dead fish out my nostrils

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

Prince caught that nasty girl's disease. See what the smell of dead fish would do?