KingBAD said:

watched as the rabbit who had previously been thought to be dead came by and kissed

the window. Just then, I found the number to call Oprah and wondered if she likes to eat eggplant. I make a mean eggplant wrap, but wouldn't mind if she could fly in some of her kitchen staff to assist me. As that thought crossed my mind, there was a knock on the door. As I opened it...

and there she was, BUTT NEKKID with a nice tummy tuck

and BIG WHITE TEEFUS and she said

"Do you know which way to the train station, govna?"

I said "No" and shut the door just in time to see that...

and i was like "RECTUM, IT DAMN NEAR KILT THE FOOL"

KingBAD said:

and i was like "RECTUM, IT DAMN NEAR KILT THE FOOL"

Then I slapped her, at that moment Prince walked in with purple butterflies around him. He begin to sing a song, telling me about his new concert and how I should get to know God. His begin to sing these words... "

"Jehova oh Jehova get to know Jehova." He handed me a CD called "Get to Know Jehova Funky Jehova Songs by Prince" I decided to listen to the song called...

aardvark15 said:

"Jehova oh Jehova get to know Jehova." He handed me a CD called "Get to Know Jehova Funky Jehova Songs by Prince" I decided to listen to the song called...

"The Resurrection"

Which was just a rip off of

I told Prince it was a ripoff and he proceded to

say "I don't have to beautiful to know the scriptures" and I stared at him wondering if he had lost his mind and remade kiss, before I could say anything he said "shhh we got to break it on down" then begin walking away. I yelled his name and he turned with that smirk on his face then begin fixing his eyebrows and edges.. Before he could say his next word, Nicki Minaj walked up and...

IamFunkay7 said:

say "I don't have to beautiful to know the scriptures" and I stared at him wondering if he had lost his mind and remade kiss, before I could say anything he said "shhh we got to break it on down" then begin walking away. I yelled his name and he turned with that smirk on his face then begin fixing his eyebrows and edges.. Before he could say his next word, Nicki Minaj walked up and...

started gyrating before him like a little jezebel.

Prince freaked out and yelled "You and your Super Bass get out!" Nicki refused and instead she

spit, then silently prince looked at her

in that freaky wierd way rligious freaks do

then sill without a word he pull his pants down

exposin his assless tightywhiteys and

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Proceded to pull out a gun. He shot Nicki in her ass while ripping off Cher's Bang Bang, all while in his assless underwear.

aardvark15 said:

Proceded to pull out a gun. He shot Nicki in her ass while ripping off Cher's Bang Bang, all while in his assless underwear.

Blowing the smoke off his gun, he picked up the phone to make a call to..

larry grahm, as nikki lay dyin she wondered

"how did he get a .45 that far up his ass."

and the last thing she saw was oprah with a ham sandwhich

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who denied she had gained weight. Oprah saw Prince and

and a huge cheech n chong joint puffin away laughin

aardvark15 said:

who denied she had gained weight. Oprah saw Prince and

said "shove this sammich down her throat because where she's going, she will never see another ham sandwich"

Meanwhile in Hell Nicki became very close friends with

aardvark15 said:

and speakin of random

the fish market in hell actually

has fish in it, can tou imagine

fish in hell. it has to make you wonder

where in hell would you find fish, IN HELL???

well...

In the sea of fire of course! There's many different fish including

a huge penis...

adorned by a gold thong

who's 12 feet long and eats

worms