"Nice tits" and then proceded to...

pull the handcuffs out, gave them to her and said "now tell me to assume the position"..instead she....

Handcuff him to a subway train. She giggled until she saw....

Judge Judy waiting for the D train to Brooklyn

Because she was going to meet Puffy at Junior's for some cheesecake and while she was on her way....

The spirit of the Notorious B.I.G warned her that Puffy...

is known for jacking people's royalties and their beats, Judy decided to personally invite him to go with her to her anger management class when....

"you can put a rubber duck, in yo butt"

And then, baby plucky duck showed up and went "ducky go down the hooooole"

whcih made Judge Judy show positive emotions causing her to explode. Suddenly....

I saw a small child, following a trail made of rainbows down the subway tunnel. Merrily, he skipped and sang. I followed him until...

I was arrested for pedophillic actions. The police took me away from the subway station to a....

an institution with rainbow walls

missfee said:

And purple skies which blinded me until...

the next thing I knew, there were people running everywhere

alphastreet said:

missfee said:

And purple skies which blinded me until...

the next thing I knew, there were people running everywhere

I began to see spirits of animals running through aurora borealis shining on the walls of the institution.

I started to run for the wall and dove into the vortex where the lights ended and saw...

A talking bear which said...

teddy bear, teddy bear turn around bright eyes!

and then he broke into song and dance

complete with Chaplin clothing. It was so strange I

he twitched and twitched, and then broke into singing Little Rabbit Foo Foo

and was eaten whole by a lion...

smoothcriminal12 said:

and was eaten whole by a lion...

with a mane the colour of justin beiber's bob

and then it happened

I stripped naked.

in front of my mother who

tryed to put a buttercup in her butt

because my dad died last week and her butt needed some rubbing. I freaked out and

aardvark15 said:

because my dad died last week and her butt needed some rubbing. I freaked out and

called Oprah Winfrey. I figure her network will need more ratings and she can do a story about it. As I looked for her number I....

watched as the rabbit who had previously been thought to be dead came by and kissed