No, these are not fakes, they are real ads from the good ole days Rick Santorum wants us to go back to. All I can say is wow:

Start em early:

[img:$uid]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2848793719_99a7008fce.jpg[/img:$uid]

Rot their teeth, yea.

Bitch betta have my coffee:

[img:$uid]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_04DvU229t-I/S5gj-ZPW3WI/AAAAAAAAACc/vEvOIfsUHuI/s320/coffee.jpg[/img:$uid]

Smoke up says Doctor death:

[img:$uid]http://www.wipwapweb.com/image_cache/comps/4cd2a91b18f53-ATT1427682.jpg[/img:$uid]

Santa even smokes:

[img:$uid]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_o59km78giWk/TQkZQ-0oWDI/AAAAAAAAHI4/VigJUY6Uq9U/s1600/smoking7.jpg[/img:$uid]

I don't think you have to worry about throat scratch when you end up getting throat cancer. I'd spend big money to get one of those Santa cig boxes!

After the baby gets a toothache he can calm down with some yummy cocaine:

[img:$uid]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/TESdIaE5lFI/AAAAAAAADZk/t__tp6zBUz0/Vintage-Ads-Cocaine.jpg[/img:$uid]

The good ole days.lol

The french sure love dem some meats:

[img:$uid]http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/vintage_advertising_6_1.jpg[/img:$uid]

Da Jelly must have crack in it:

[img:$uid]http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/cello54a.jpg[/img:$uid]

Rush would like this one:

[img:$uid]http://planetoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vintage-women-ads-28.jpg[/img:$uid]

This does prove we have gone a long way. lol.

Weight loss tips from Lucky Strikes:

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Toasted! Wonder how many people died because of this one ad? By the way, the guy who invented this type of pr inspired the nazis. True story.

More sexism on parade:

[img:$uid]http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96674_WomanCanOpenIt.jpg[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96674_Blowher.jpg[/img:$uid]

I bet she kicked his ass.

One for the pedophiles, I'd guess:

[img:$uid]http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96739_groundup.jpg[/img:$uid]

Even the babies need a cig:

[img:$uid]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/10/16-22/marlboro-baby-cigarette-ad-crop.jpg[/img:$uid]

You tell em Ronnie:

[img:$uid]http://blogington.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Vintage-Ad-1.jpg[/img:$uid]

Now we know how that bastard became President.

look for the 'blackeye' of teringtons

Doesn't this stuff shock you all?

They are pretty funny, but todays ads are full of lies and sexism too

NDRU said:

2freaky4church1 said:

Doesn't this stuff shock you all?

No, alot of us lived thru these ads! I remember cig ads in magazines... that was the past.. Why would it shock us now?

Deadcake said:

I love this kind of stuff freaky. Top thread Somebody post the vodka with breakfast one!

Deadcake said:

Deadcake said:

I love this kind of stuff freaky. Top thread Somebody post the vodka with breakfast one!

she almost look like miclael jackson

'sept she got a bigger nose

Deadcake said:

Deadcake said:

I love this kind of stuff freaky. Top thread Somebody post the vodka with breakfast one!

While I do love this, is it really an ad and not some photoshop fun?

lazycrockett said:

Deadcake said:

While I do love this, is it really an ad and not some photoshop fun?

(did a bit of googling and “Vintage” 1990′s parody ad for Smirnoff Vodka.)

KingBAD said:

Deadcake said:

she almost look like miclael jackson

'sept she got a bigger nose

You is so wrong fo' that!!!!!!

cammi said:

I love these old ads.

I also love cheesy pulp book covers like this one: