...not really, but it sounded funny to me.

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[This message was edited Mon Feb 24 20:01:42 PST 2003 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

inner child being devil-lish again?

SexLovely said:

From Dipshitnary.com

1 entry found for cuisinart.

Cui·si·nart ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kwz-närt, kwz-närt)

A trademark used for a kind of food processor and its attachments.

Christopher said:

I am my inner-child... there is no longer a separation... WE ARE ONE!

It is, except it's not Cuisinart...

LaVisHh said:

What do you mean, exactly?

IceNine said:

Don't ask me, ask my inner-child.

My cock and nuts are trapped in a Cuisinart PowerPrep Plus (DLC-2014) model gential mutilator.

LaVisHh said:

Lav's inner-child... what was Lav talking about?

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LaVisHh said:

Maybe your inner-child should join the professional wrasslin' ranks and jump off the top ropes to superstardom!

could u please post .. the cuisinart blender ... current picture ... (with your nuts and cock in it ... ) ...for those of us ... who cant picture this ...

dagodfather said:

I can't get to the camera right now... I would love to help you out, but I am busy bouncing my nuts off the professional quality stainless steel chopping blade at the moment.

damn ... i thought u had balls of steel ... Ice ...

dagodfather said:

I do, that's why they are bouncing off the professional quality stainless steel chopping blade and haven't become a sort of nut mush.

:LOL:

you ... have alittle too much time on your hands ... but ... one can only imagine ... why u keep pressing that power button ...



must feel good !!!

dagodfather said:

Who can say... sometimes a rat trap on the cock just doesn't cut it and you have to pull out the big guns.

hmmm pondering ... what can be next ... hey ...

hmmm

i got one of those concrete smashers ( to take up some of my old concrete pad in the basement ... ) ... u might like that ...

or maybe ... u should try some liquid fun ... some sulfuric acid on your sweaty nut sack ...

IceNine said:

My god! How would you "accidently" put your nuts in this.

and me thinks ... Ice has to have some "length = strength " to get away with that ...

dagodfather said:

I have been running a cheese grater across my nuts for years... I like to douse my roughed up nuts with rubbing alcohol afterwards...

I think that the concrete smasher might be a little too much, but I wouldn't mind slamming my cock and nuts in a car door a few times to see how it goes... maybe I can move on from there.

althom said:

It was about half accident and half on purpose... you know how it goes... you've seen your blender just kinda eyeing your cock and nuts haven't you?

when u say car door ... u do mean your AMC Pacer , dont u Ice ... or ... are u talking ... your Gremlin ...

dagodfather said:

I am not joking when I say that I would buy a Gremlin if I could find one in mint condition! Can you imagine rolling down the road in that bad motherfucker???

Fuck!

u would be DA MAN ... rolling down the road ... in that bad motherfucker ... with your bleeding nut sack trailing behind ...

dagodfather said:

What do you mean, "trailing behind?" I would strap those banged up motherfuckers to the top of my bad motherfucking Gremlin like some kind of luggage rack and I would fucking ROLL!

the icemobile ...

come on ice ... buy it ... NOW ... it can be u


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaym...egory=5357

and it doesnt have a luggage rack ... yet ...

if the $$$ is alittle tighter ... try this one ...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaym...egory=5357