Always controversial, but never boring, Aaron is without contest one of the Org's true legends. His moods, his bon mots, his sexual escapades... all have entertained Orgers of all age since he burst into the scene like a chariot on fire.

Please welcome... AaronUnlimited!
[This message was edited Mon Feb 24 18:23:59 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

Thank you.


Let me just say that it's truly an honor to be here, having come up through the ranks so many years ago just like all you student orgers are doing today. Many thanks.

[This message was edited Mon Feb 24 17:50:18 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

There you are. I hear you are running for moderator?

What attracted you to the Org?

During your formative years, were you as fiery as you are today? When did you become the full-bodied "Aaron"?

Aerogram said:

Why yes. Yes I am. Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to come here and address all of you. I must say that I decided to run for moderator on a whim. All these people started threads about their candidacy. So I started one too to poke fun, saying that I was running FROM a moderator, because Lavishh kept snipping my flames. But I made a typo and here I am! (chuckle chuckle). Anyhow, I've thought long and hard about this. I'm letting the typo stand. I *am* running for moderator. I'm the man of the people. I'm the everyman. The outsider. The unmoderatable in a field of moderators. I promise change.

He is my hero.

Aerogram said:

I resisted the "org" as it came to be known for quite awhile. I'm a veteran of steve hammer's chatroom and when the ppml chatroom sprung up, I didn't like it one bit. But then hammer turned into a total dick and closed down his chatroom because people didn't seem to be appreciating him enough. So I migrated over here with the rest of the hammer chatters. You know, I hated that man for years for what he did, but in retrospect, I have to say that I admire his bitchiness and pettiness. And those are just the qualities I intend to bring with me as your new moderator (ben willing).

Is it true you consider flaming to be a misunderstood art?

Aerogram said:

I've been a real firecracker from day one! My first username at hammer's was "BobGeorge" and boy did I live up to that song. But after a few months, I couldn't keep up the facade. I had to be me. I dropped that phoney mean-ness and let my own nasty attitude shine through. I've been "Aaron" or some variation thereof ever since.

What do you consider to be your greatest creation?

Aerogram said:

Indeed. You know, I don't really want to toot my own horn, but since nobody else will, I'll have to.

Sometimes, after I've completed a piece, I just sit back and amaze in my own glory. I'll often revisit a good flame for days at a time, marvelling at my own self at just how brilliantly cruel I can be. "Where did I come up with that one? That's great stuff," I think to myself.

Someone said you want people to take your drama lightly and your humor seriously... Any truth in that?

Aerogram said:

I'd have to say getting ben to give us two different chat color schemes after the launch of Org 2.0 is my greatest acheivement. He was very resistent to give us back the black background. But as you all know, no one can bitch and moan like me. Vote Aaron. He gets the job done!

What about love? Did it ever interfere with your stellar posting career?

Aerogram said:

I take both very seriously, and I think everyone else should too. As an org moderator, I promise to make my dramas and jokes stand out head and shoulders above the rest.

You had a stormy one-hour marriage... What were you thinking?

Aerogram said:

indeed it did. i was with a man from the org from 1997-1999. after he broke up with me, i was heartbroken. i didn't come to the org with any frequency at all for nearly 2 and a 1/2 years.

Aerogram said:

Don't tell anybody this, but I'm still married.


But I paid chocolate off to keep things hush hush during my campaign. Plus, I have some risque photos of her...

The more I listen to your moderation plan, the more I think of a young roman emperor promising circus games to the romans. Sounds like you are always thinking about entertainment first, am I right?

Aerogram said:

Entertainment 2nd. ME 1st.

I want to share with you a passage from one of my favorite songs.


Elton John's "Ego"

Take a look at me now and take a look at my billing
I'm not in it as an extra, I'm in it for the killing
Inflate my ego gently, tell them heaven sent me
'Cause I'm so expressive and I'm so obsessed with my ego
My ego and it's message
Oh inform the press, invite the guests
I need the press tonight

Do legends get lonely too? How do you know who loves you when you're *somebody*?

Aerogram said:

Trust me, it's hard to weed out the starfuckers from the sincere. But I know I've found the right one. He's adorable. He grounds me. He makes me the cuddly, adorable, sweet man you all know me to be Well, maybe not that. But imagine what I'd be like if I wasn't in love?!

Your reputation as a manizer follows you everywhere... Is it fair? Are you misunderstood?

Aaron is such an ASS..!!!


course Dora would love him..!!!

Recently, you came back from a long absence. You mentioned auditioning for American Idol... What did you sing? And most importantly, what did Simon say?

Aerogram said:

Yes. I've talked the talk and walked the walk. But that's in my past. I cannot lie, the face of a prettyman will turn my head fast enough to give me whiplash. But I'm grounded, I'm content. I'm happy with who I'm with. I cast all that aside now.

Finally, someone else to post on this thread. I was feeling bad for interrupting the flow!

screams AARON, AARON, I've loved you from the start. OH MY GOD- HE WAVED AT ME! HE WAVED AT ME!

Aerogram said:

Simon is such an ass. Dora would love him Randy was kind. Paula is adorable.


I sang "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" with a costume to match.