TRUE STORY man...
...I went to the car wash last week. The guys working all the car washes around here are all off the boat. So the head guy comes to me and asks me what service I want. I answer him in Spanish.
The dude did a double-take! He said; "Oh! You speak Spanish? I THOUGHT YOU WERE INDIAN."
(There's a large Indian/Pakistani/Afghan community around here)
So I'm standing there watching them vacuum the inside, and he's talking to another dude, and then he laughs and looks up and yells at me; "HE THOUGHT YOU WERE INDIAN TOO!"
x 1,000
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Thanks guys.
[Edited 3/7/12 6:20am] | |
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^^^^ I get that ALL the time, so now I use it to my advantage. When JWs try to approach me on the street I pretend to speak Hindu.
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I think it is a woman's mouth. It's not mine, although I guess I do have "feminine" lips. | |
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I was at a dive bar a couple of weeks back, and I had to speak Spanish to one of the "waitresses" to prove that I was Hispanic!
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Why is the word waitress in quotes? Were they working the poles inbetween serving drinks? What exactly were these "waitresses" servicing? [Edited 3/7/12 6:35am] | |
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I didn't know what else to call 'em.
Basically they trolled the room getting guys to dance with them and buy them a beer...at $20 a pop.
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HERE...I took a pic with the second button undone...NOW do I look Hispanic?
Wait!!! I don't have a gold chain. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Oh those are typical hoes. Damn, te dives are pricey in your neck of the woods. | |
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Well..."allegedly" you can get a woman in lingerie to give you attention at a strip club not too far from me for $14 drinks & a lapdance for $30. "Allegedly".
I just don't see how anyone can blow $40 or $60 on a chick fully clothed just dancing & talking.
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this mornin i look like [img:$uid]http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac306/kingbad/2012-03-0612-33-57000.jpg[/img:$uid] but i feel like [img:$uid]http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac306/kingbad/2012-03-0311-07-42171.jpg[/img:$uid] i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Don't shave! Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/ New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right. | |
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Seriously. ... Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/ New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right. | |
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Shake it til ya make it | |
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(...uhm...before the farting of course...) By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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MICHAEL JACKSON
R.I.P مايكل جاكسون للأبد 1958 | |
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thank you ..you are the gorgeous one MICHAEL JACKSON
R.I.P مايكل جاكسون للأبد 1958 | |
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thank you dear
the snow was great ...i love it too , winter is my favorite season , many people may not like it but it's my fav.... MICHAEL JACKSON
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I just start speaking Gay. | |
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Earlier today I was picking up wine for dinner at REWE (they have that in Austria right?), and I passed by something that looked like that: now Dave, WHAT THE HELL IS IT? Is that some kinda glühwein-schorle-punch? | |
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We have several supermarket chains here owned by the REWE group, but no supermarket called REWE With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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AWESOME!!! To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Oh my goodness. | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Leon Robinson looking man, rawr To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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TY
I love Leon, he needs to be in more roles. Haven't seen him do anything is years.
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