They said that I was slightly smarter than a chimp with dyslexia, a severe learning ability and autism.

I was pleased.

IceNine said:

That sounds about right!

minneapolisgenius said:

What do you mean "about right?" These tests are PRECISE!!!

IceNine said:

Well then! You sure have reason to celebrate! You might even be able to become President some day.

IceNine said:

They seem to have forgotten to mention that you are also devil's spawn.

LaVisHh said:

I am an evil being... that was factored into the test... you get an extra 100 IQ points for being evil.

I took a couple of proper IQ tests a year or so ago,
and got EXACTLY the same score for both.
I was very surprised, as I still can't see how
they can be that accurate, as there appears to be
quite a margin for 'luck' and whether or not
you're 'having a bad day' or not.

minneapolisgenius said:

I was asked to be the president of the local chapter of "string collectors" in Dallas... unfortunately, I had not collected enough string to feel comfortable with the job.

BorisFishpaw said:

I have actually taken multiple real IQ tests and have found that there was a variation between different tests... but very close to the same results...

IceNine said:

Dallas... as in Texas right?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

No, as in "Dallas, Minneapolis (get it)..." Of course it is Texas, you blonde!



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[This message was edited Mon Feb 24 11:58:18 PST 2003 by IceNine]

I've never taken any real IQ tests.

But of some other mind evalutator's, the commonality seems to be that I have an uncanny ability to disect what I see. I can't remember what they call it exactly, but it has to do with mathematics and how everything is related...like how the nautilus relates to all things. That I can and have noticed patterns.

Ok, I will stop, lol.

I failed my entry exam as a string collector
cuz I didn't know how long a piece of string was.
(I still don't)

LaVisHh said:

That is called a "Spirograph," Lav... stop playing with toys and take a test, for the love of Jehovah!

IceNine said:

I seem to have hit a sensitive spot. (It was a cartoon! )

BorisFishpaw said:

I'm sorry, man... keep trying or I will hit you across the face with a bloated pig's bladder.

IceNine said:

Like you don't!

LaVisHh said:

I will write all over your naked buttocks and breasts with a Spirograph and then we will look for patterns as I fuck you like a wild animal in a hedonistic frenzy.

*IceNine wonders if he is actually typing this stuff or if he only exists in the dream of a sleeping dog.*

IceNine said:

Wake up!

:O

IceNine said:

What was your score then?

xenon said:

Higher than a sponge and not as high as Albert Einstein multiplied by two.

IceNine said:

IceNine said:

I envy you. I'd love to have the IQ of a sponge!

That sounds about right too.

I had the IQ of a sponge once
but I had to give it back.
(sponges are so materialistic!)

BorisFishpaw said:

Those pricks... they don't need all that brain power!!!

xenon said:

It's not all it is said to be... there is a lot of responsibility in being that undumb.

minneapolisgenius said:

Are you saying that I only exist in the dream of a sleeping dog???

IceNine said:

What do you think?