What's your most embarrassing moment?

Mine was when I my stomach felt weird and didn't have an appetite for anything, so I later that day the feeling became worse and I called my dad to pick me up.. and he took forever to come get me...So then like 30 mins before school was over.. out of no where I threw up in class infront of everyone. Then after that happened my dad showed up.

In 6th grade, while I was rushing to class after having to deal with locker that go jammed, I was fast walking with my books in my hand and someone tripped me up and flying down the hall all my books went. Even the papers I had stuck in the pages of the books had fallen out. I was so damn embarrassed. I always suspected that the person who helped me up and helped me pick up my things, was the culprit who actually tripped me up.

Another time, in 9th grade, we had come back to school after a snow storm and some residual ice was left on the sidewalks and entrances to the school. I got off the bus to walk into school when I inadvertedly stepped on a sheet of ice, slipped up and fell right on my butt. People laughed their asses off at me and the one person who helped me up was still laughing as I was getting up.

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missfee said:

PeachBeret said:

missfee said:

In 6th grade, while I was rushing to class after having to deal with locker that go jammed, I was fast walking with my books in my hand and someone tripped me up and flying down the hall all my books went. Even the papers I had stuck in the pages of the books and fallen out. I was so damn embarrassed. I always suspected that the person who helped me up and helped me pick up my things, was the culprit who actually tripped me up.

Another time, in 9th grade, we had come back to school after a snow storm and some residual ice was left on the sidewalks and entrances to the school. I got off the bus to walk into school when I inadvertedly stepped on a sheet of ice, slipped up and fell right on my butt. People laughed their asses off at me and the one person who helped me up was still laughing as I was getting up.

Awww I know what feels like too. I remember tripping up on a chair and fell flat on my face in 5th grade. Just looking back on some of the things makes me cringe

Yeah it makes me cringe too, but at least now I can look back and kind of smirk about it.

lazycrockett said:

when I was in third grade, my teacher refused to give me a hall pass so I could use the restroom... I couldn't hold it any more and I had an "accident" right there in my seat in front of all my classmates...

lazycrockett said:

x God

One time, I hooked up with a guy before going to work. When I was at work, I farted and I thought I shit on myself.

Turns out it was cum

ScarletScandal said:

One time, I hooked up with a guy before going to work. When I was at work, I farted and I thought I shit on myself.

Turns out it was cum

lazycrockett said:

What is happening there?

smoothcriminal12 said:

lazycrockett said:

What is happening there?

She farted brown water out her azz... in the jacuzzi... sexy moment gone!

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I can think of one that traumatized me....

as a kid (12) I wore a huge pad my mom first gave me. It was one of those belted ones... freggin horse pad was too big for my skinny frame.

I wore white pants in the summer and all the boys were saying ... "You have a dig dick!"

Yeah, that was awful, thankfully my neighbor took my sorry self in her house and introduced me to Maxi-Thins. I love that woman to this very day! She taught me much about how to take care of my body during that time of the month.

paintedlady said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

What is happening there?

She farted brown water out her azz... in the jacuzzi... sexy moment gone!

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paintedlady said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

What is happening there?

She farted brown water out her azz... in the jacuzzi... sexy moment gone!

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Painted!!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

paintedlady said:

She farted brown water out her azz... in the jacuzzi... sexy moment gone!

[Edited 3/1/12 17:56pm]

Painted!!

He asked!

stomach flu and Jacuzzis do not mix

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paintedlady said:

PeachBeret said:

paintedlady said:

I can think of one that traumatized me....

as a kid (12) I wore a huge pad my mom first gave me. It was one of those belted ones... freggin horse pad was too big for my skinny frame.

I wore white pants in the summer and all the boys were saying ... "You have a dig dick!"

Yeah, that was awful, thankfully my neighbor took my sorry self in her house and introduced me to Maxi-Thins. I love that woman to this very day! She taught me much about how to take care of my body during that time of the month.

Ahhh I remember when I was 11, I bled through my pants on my friend's moms seat of her car. I was crying so much because of that But yeah that's the reason why I wear thin ones too

Aw man... I hope mom's friend was understanding

Young girls are lucky they never have to experience those big things like we did. Those diaper-like pads were awful.

PeachBeret said:

yeah she was.. Thank goodness the seat wasn't cloth
Yeah and they were comfortable to wear

paintedlady said:

I can think of one that traumatized me....

as a kid (12) I wore a huge pad my mom first gave me. It was one of those belted ones... freggin horse pad was too big for my skinny frame.

I wore white pants in the summer and all the boys were saying ... "You have a dig dick!"

Yeah, that was awful, thankfully my neighbor took my sorry self in her house and introduced me to Maxi-Thins. I love that woman to this very day! She taught me much about how to take care of my body during that time of the month.

Here you go

i think i was four and we were at the beach

my first trip i could remember. any way

me bein the darkest of my family (att)

i laughed at my older brother when he

had to dry off, because he had tanned.

so he looked like he had a white ass

he ran over to me and pulled my shorts

down in front of everybody, and called

me a double sambo. IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!

It's probably something so horrible that I've hidden it deep within the darkest recessess of my mind and can't recall.

Leave it there. I'm good saying; "I don't know".

I'm not gonna explain the details, but it was SO embarrassing that I had to get rid of the witnesses and any evidence...

aged about 11 with my friend, we were sketching dicks in a maths class, stiffling our giggles the teacher demanded to see what we had been doing.

then a couple of years ago i went arse over tit while crossing a REALLY busy street in san fran.. damn those tram lines

Don't ask me how they got there (cos I don't know) but once I went up to the pub with a pair of underpants in the hood of my duffle coat.The pub's about a ten minute walk from my house so god knows if anyone seen them while I was walking there.

Anyway they were spotted,grabbed then flung about the pub.

Mortified.

excited said: