Snooki Why I Lied About My Pregnancy

it's whut scanks do

Whew! I haven't been able to do a lick of work, worrying about why she was covering this up!

Now I can get some stuff done!

RodeoSchro said:

Whew! I haven't been able to do a lick of work, worrying about why she was covering this up!

Now I can get some stuff done!

And why is she in the press again? There's a lot of prostitutes that could've gotten famous if they did what this ho did but they're above that. Imagine that.

I Don't care.. how rude this sounds

But this chick look's like a walking spray tanned shit that came out of Aretha when she had diarrhea.

And she has stank ass attitude... why anyone would wanna have sex with her, let alone bare her X-Files esque spawned child is beyond my comprehension.

I made the mistake of watching the show she's on.

...so basically, this girl just gets pissy drunk daily from morning til night, has sex with her a few of her room mates when her boyfriend is not visiting, flashes her vagina and ass in the local nightclub when she's out dancing, sleeps with strangers, announces to anyone who'll listen that she gets about 10 urinary tract infections per year because of sex, and sleeps in a mountain of her own dirty clothes occasionally accented by her own vomit and piss.. and this is what she became a celebrity for

Heaven help any child of hers, and the disease infested vagina it will have to pass through to make it to this earth.

Timmy84 said:

RodeoSchro said:

Whew! I haven't been able to do a lick of work, worrying about why she was covering this up!

Now I can get some stuff done!

And why is she in the press again? There's a lot of prostitutes that could've gotten famous if they did what this ho did but they're above that. Imagine that.

Dang, that's cold. But I suspect it to be true

Ottensen said:

Heaven help any child of hers, and the disease infested vagina it will have to pass through to make it to this earth.

Amen hallelujah!

Ottensen said:

Timmy84 said:

And why is she in the press again? There's a lot of prostitutes that could've gotten famous if they did what this ho did but they're above that. Imagine that.

Dang, that's cold. But I suspect it to be true

The truth is chilly sometimes.

Ottensen said:

I made the mistake of watching the show she's on.

...so basically, this girl just gets pissy drunk daily from morning til night, has sex with her a few of her room mates when her boyfriend is not visiting, flashes her vagina and ass in the local nightclub when she's out dancing, sleeps with strangers, announces to anyone who'll listen that she gets about 10 urinary tract infections per year because of sex, and sleeps in a mountain of her own dirty clothes occasionally accented by her own vomit and piss.. and this is what she became a celebrity for

Heaven help any child of hers, and the disease infested vagina it will have to pass through to make it to this earth.

Does she have any idea who the baby daddy will be??

Congratulations Snooki.

Let's go celebrate!

SKAINK!!!

tinaz said:

I love Snooki.

I really do. I think she's adorable. She's wacky and fun and has a good heart. I wouldn't follow her fashion sense, but I appreciate her for what she is.

If she's having a baby, I wish her all the best.

I'm sorry, but I've never watched "Jersey Shore" and never will- the commercials were enough.

Are people supposed to watch that bag go thru pregnancy on that spinoff with J-Wow?!

So...

The thought of her bringing a child into this world is HORRIBLE. Has she stopped drinking, because fetal alcohol syndrome is no joke.

chocolate1 said:

I'm sorry, but I've never watched "Jersey Shore" and never will- the commercials were enough.

Are people supposed to watch that bag go thru pregnancy on that spinoff with J-Wow?!

So...

The thought of her bringing a child into this world is HORRIBLE. Has she stopped drinking, because fetal alcohol syndrome is no joke.

Timmy84 said:

Ottensen said:

I made the mistake of watching the show she's on.

...so basically, this girl just gets pissy drunk daily from morning til night, has sex with her a few of her room mates when her boyfriend is not visiting, flashes her vagina and ass in the local nightclub when she's out dancing, sleeps with strangers, announces to anyone who'll listen that she gets about 10 urinary tract infections per year because of sex, and sleeps in a mountain of her own dirty clothes occasionally accented by her own vomit and piss.. and this is what she became a celebrity for

Heaven help any child of hers, and the disease infested vagina it will have to pass through to make it to this earth.

But the baby got that skank DNA so its pretty much a done deal! Maybe the child will be on that toddlers and tiaras show dropping it like its hot.

God please put your blessings on this child, cause w/amother like that, it'll need it

I've never watched Jersey Shore more than 10 minutes once and I don't know much about this woman.

But what I do know is that she is out and out celebrated by our culture for her dimwittedness and alcoholism.

Let's hope that this "wacky and fun" woman stops putting her own stupid selfish wants first and gets her shit together long enough to be able to have a healthy child.

Or maybe having a baby suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome and addiction to whatever or born with the side effects of an STD will be fun and entertaining to many as well.

"Look, her baby is only 2 days old and already has to go to rehab! Tee hee!"

"Awww....look how funny he looks convulsing while going through withdrawal! Hilarious! What a train wreck, just like his mother! LOSER!!!".

Even Kim Kardashian laughs at Snooki.

JustErin said:

I've never watched Jersey Shore more than 10 minutes once and I don't know much about this woman.

But what I do know is that she is out and out celebrated by our culture for her dimwittedness and alcoholism.

Let's hope that this "wacky and fun" woman stops putting her own stupid selfish wants first and gets her shit together long enough to be able to have a healthy child.

Or maybe having a baby suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome and addiction to whatever or born with the side effects of an STD will be fun and entertaining to many as well.

"Look, her baby is only 2 days old and already has to go to rehab! Tee hee!"

"Awww....look how funny he looks convulsing while going through withdrawal! Hilarious! What a train wreck, just like his mother! LOSER!!!".

Amen to that. Fetal alcohol syndrome is no joke. A childhood girlfriend of mine has a baby brother who had neurological problems up the wazoo as a result of FAS. Not pretty.

CarrieMpls said:

I love Snooki.

I really do. I think she's adorable. She's wacky and fun and has a good heart. I wouldn't follow her fashion sense, but I appreciate her for what she is.

If she's having a baby, I wish her all the best.

There has to be one in the crowd who doesn't look at the glass as 3 quarters empty but 1 quarter full!!!!

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BlackAdder7 said:

I lied about our pregnancy too. At first, I was all like whose business is it anyway? Ours and no one else's. But then it got to the point where the thing was obvious. and nobody really believed me when I told them "Hey, she's wearing a front pack today, instead of a back pack!" So... the truth came out. eventually.

front pack

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Not to defend her because I've never watched Jersey Shore; I only know her from tabloids and people's jokes, but I have no reason to believe she's not going to quit partying during her pregnancy or not be a good mother. I've known plenty of women who partied it up every night but sobered the fuck up once they found out they were pregnant. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt even if it's more popular to poke fun.

PurpleJedi said:

Congratulations Snooki.

Let's go celebrate!