Lisa10 said:

MacDaddy said:

You sure have a silver tongue, young man!

So what should we do about Viv and Herman, end of April? Allow them to watch?

What do I get to do?

On the other thread you said that the jizz was the best thing about sex. So...

Lisa10 said:

MacDaddy said:

It'll probably go like this: you and Dave end up snogging while the rest of us are asleep, passed out on booze

If you lot are passed out on booze, i'm more likely to be drawing on your faces.

Then have some pot noodles with me, talk about bitches and bitchors on the org, cuddle, and then snog...?

Tittypants said:

Dammit, I love it with a passion! I love running my tongue all over the ; For some reason, I feel so manly & alive doing it . I love the taste of it, I love playing with it, just to see/hear the reaction of my woman as I do my thing . As long as it smells good, & isn't super hairy, I'm chowing down on it thoroughly .....There's a certain someone I can't wait to taste reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally bad too!

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Dave1992 said:

Lisa10 said:

What do I get to do?

On the other thread you said that the jizz was the best thing about sex. So...

Bukkake!

Dave1992 said:

Lisa10 said:

If you lot are passed out on booze, i'm more likely to be drawing on your faces.

Then have some pot noodles with me, talk about bitches and bitchors on the org, cuddle, and then snog...?

Lisa10 said:

Dave1992 said:

On the other thread you said that the jizz was the best thing about sex. So...

Bukkake!

Never engaged in anything like that, but I'm free to try most things. We gotta have to ask our boys whether they are willing and able to come on a woman (if not, I'll maybe allow them watching me while I come; that should do the trick).

Lisa10 said:

Dave1992 said:

Then have some pot noodles with me, talk about bitches and bitchors on the org, cuddle, and then snog...?

I'll take it as a "yes, let's do that!", just for the fun of it!

And cue orgnotes in 5.....4.....3.....2....

Lisa10 said:

And cue orgnotes in 5.....4.....3.....2....

What did they say?

KidaDynamite said:

Tittypants said:

Yup! I'm hers, Vendetta1. Sorry.

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dog stays outside watching for felines with the hots.

Dave1992 said:

I love sex right after sport too. When the body is exhausted, an orgasm usually feels even stronger and will make the body shiver even harder. Fresh sweat can be nice too.

I also like licking women right after they had done some sports. The taste and smell is a little bit different, but very enjoyable and by no means "dirty".

"Dirty", in my book, is when you see, smell and taste that a pussy has been taken care of - when it looks like Bob Marley's beard, smells of old salmon with some really hot spice on top and when it tastes like fucking acid. That's what I call a "dirty pussy".

You've had pussy like that???

LadyCasanova said:

Dave1992 said:

I love sex right after sport too. When the body is exhausted, an orgasm usually feels even stronger and will make the body shiver even harder. Fresh sweat can be nice too.

I also like licking women right after they had done some sports. The taste and smell is a little bit different, but very enjoyable and by no means "dirty".

"Dirty", in my book, is when you see, smell and taste that a pussy has been taken care of - when it looks like Bob Marley's beard, smells of old salmon with some really hot spice on top and when it tastes like fucking acid. That's what I call a "dirty pussy".

You've had pussy like that???

I came very, very close, once. After minutes of reluctance, I touched it with the tip of my tongue (I just wanted to be polite - she had given me a great blow-job minutes before), but I nearly puked all over her Bob Marley beard and quickly got up and left without a word. I wanted to say something like "I can't do this" or "please, do something about this mess", but I was really close to puking, so I didn't want to open my mouth.

Dave1992 said:

MacDaddy said:

what did you edit?

I know what she wrote! But it was nice, don't know why she edited it out!

I am trying to be a good girl for lent..

tinaz said:

Dave1992 said:

I know what she wrote! But it was nice, don't know why she edited it out!

I am trying to be a good girl for lent..

A long, long time ago, one of my homies advised me on the finer points of lovemaking. He told me if you go down on a woman, you'll have her climbing the walls. He wasn't lying. I like to start by licking the inside of a woman's thighs before I head for the good stuff.

I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere near those fucking things.

Every time I look at a clit, I keep thinking "must taste like cherries".

I'm as gay as they come and there's (so far) only ever been one female I've known whose kitty I'd consider sayin' HELLO to with my tongue and lips.

That is all.

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MacDaddy said:

tinaz said:

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[Edited 2/22/12 5:47am]

what did you edit?

I don't know what she edited but I now have some bizarre images of you and Herman double bangin Dave. He's legs up in his furry wedgies.

(and yes I AM slightly pissed and just a tad jealous)

smoothcriminal12 said:

You guys are all sick.

Why not?

Hell no.

Would you try it?

Over my dead body.

Dude you 14 mane... you ain't supposed to be thinking about pussy right now.

johnart said:

I'm as gay and sexy as they come and there's (so far) only ever been one female I've known whose kitty I'd consider sayin' HELLO to with my tongue and lips.

That is all.

[Edited 2/22/12 20:48pm]

Fixed it

johnart said:

MacDaddy said:

what did you edit?

I don't know what she edited but I now have some bizarre images of you and Herman double bangin Dave. He's legs up in his furry wedgies.

(and yes I AM slightly pissed and just a tad jealous)

Oh. Fucking. Hell.

Johnart, you nasty man!!!

i will switch off & laugh if he starts sucking like a hoover & blowing raspberries into my muff.. but plenty of tongue & slober, up & down me flower, occasional tease of the magic button sets one off nicely

Timmy84 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

You guys are all sick.

Dude you 14 mane... you ain't supposed to be thinking about pussy right now.

When I was that young, I even didn't like brokkoli.

ludwig said:

Timmy84 said:

Dude you 14 mane... you ain't supposed to be thinking about pussy right now.

When I was that young, I even didn't like brokkoli.

Broccoli's not for everybody. I got a vegetable jones so I dig it.

Timmy84 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

You guys are all sick.

Dude you 14 mane... you ain't supposed to be thinking about pussy right now.

14?! Oh LAWD, he's my little brother's age. HELL NO....you ain't not supposed to be thinking about or dealing with anything that involves sex right now. Be cool, stay in school and remember...only YOU can prevent forest fires.

Timmy84 said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

You guys are all sick.

Dude you 14 mane... you ain't supposed to be thinking about pussy right now.

What do you think I am, a nun?

smoothcriminal12 said:

Timmy84 said:

Dude you 14 mane... you ain't supposed to be thinking about pussy right now.

What do you think I am, a nun?

You're female?