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PrintableIceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: 
I can see this one on you, Ice. Goddamn, you are evil. SCORE 10 to Battier! 
 Nice score keeping, blondie... Insatiable was the one who scored the points with the shot at me.  OOPS!!! Apologies from the panel ... SCORE 10 to Jana | |
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IceNine said: Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen!
YEEEHAWWW!  
 "Bye bye! We won't stay too late at the hoe down!" There they go. Awww, isn't that cute, they even match in their "Lucky Horseshoe shirts!"
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: "Quiero desnudarte."  I want ___?! What does desnudarte mean, first?
I even looked it up on an online translator, and couldn't even find it in my SE dictionary! It must be dirty! I want you to strip/take off your clothes. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: "Quiero desnudarte." I want ___?! What does desnudarte mean, first?
I even looked it up on an online translator, and couldn't even find it in my SE dictionary! It must be dirty! I want you to strip/take off your clothes. All right. I'll approach him with that first thing tomorrow. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen!
YEEEHAWWW!
"Bye bye! We won't stay too late at the hoe down!" There they go. Awww, isn't that cute, they even match in their "Lucky Horseshoe shirts!"
AWW WW W W W W W W W W W!!! 
That's just W R O N G !!  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? Come on, little philly... let's get to courtin' now! You's already a bit old fer marryin', but I bet we could cut a damned rug, the two of us. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? Come on, little philly... let's get to courtin' now! You's already a bit old fer marryin', but I bet we could cut a damned rug, the two of us. Yins is jes' as cute as a little bunny rabbit durin' the spring time, sir. Maybe you's 'n I cewld go a-huntin' fer some deers together. I got this right fine tree stand... -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? Come on, little philly... let's get to courtin' now! You's already a bit old fer marryin', but I bet we could cut a damned rug, the two of us. Yins is jes' as cute as a little bunny rabbit durin' the spring time, sir. Maybe you's 'n I cewld go a-huntin' fer some deers together. I got this right fine tree stand... Well, glaldarnit... you might jes' be marryin' material after all... I gotta ask you one question first though... will ye' ride up next to me in my truck? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? Come on, little philly... let's get to courtin' now! You's already a bit old fer marryin', but I bet we could cut a damned rug, the two of us. Yins is jes' as cute as a little bunny rabbit durin' the spring time, sir. Maybe you's 'n I cewld go a-huntin' fer some deers together. I got this right fine tree stand... Well, glaldarnit... you might jes' be marryin' material after all... I gotta ask you one question first though... will ye' ride up next to me in my truck? Dependin'. Is yins drivin' yins a chevy, or is yins drivin' yins a ford? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? Come on, little philly... let's get to courtin' now! You's already a bit old fer marryin', but I bet we could cut a damned rug, the two of us. Yins is jes' as cute as a little bunny rabbit durin' the spring time, sir. Maybe you's 'n I cewld go a-huntin' fer some deers together. I got this right fine tree stand... Well, glaldarnit... you might jes' be marryin' material after all... I gotta ask you one question first though... will ye' ride up next to me in my truck? Dependin'. Is yins drivin' yins a chevy, or is yins drivin' yins a ford? Fords is fer Yankees! No self-respectin' member of my clan would be caught dead in a Ford... "Found On Road Dead" would go for me too if'n I'd ever be caught in a Ford. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! You's from Tejas. You ain't no gentlemen. You line dance, and masturbate thinkin' of brandin' cows. Yins prolly don't even chew good brand'a 'baccer. Mah pappy ain't opposin' to me datin' older gentlemen, but yins just ain't on my level, ya see? Come on, little philly... let's get to courtin' now! You's already a bit old fer marryin', but I bet we could cut a damned rug, the two of us. Yins is jes' as cute as a little bunny rabbit durin' the spring time, sir. Maybe you's 'n I cewld go a-huntin' fer some deers together. I got this right fine tree stand... Well, glaldarnit... you might jes' be marryin' material after all... I gotta ask you one question first though... will ye' ride up next to me in my truck? Dependin'. Is yins drivin' yins a chevy, or is yins drivin' yins a ford? Fords is fer Yankees! No self-respectin' member of my clan would be caught dead in a Ford... "Found On Road Dead" would go for me too if'n I'd ever be caught in a Ford. Very good, sir. Yins might be worth it! -------
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. [This message was edited Thu Feb 27 23:58:47 PST 2003 by Christopher] | |
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Christopher said: 'what are you thinking right now pt 2?'
this is bullshit!  AND your first clue was? | |
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INSATIABLE said: psychodelicide said: To quote Prince: "Sex!"
Remember in the movie "Under the Cherry Moon" when Christopher and Tricky called Mary Sharon at her home? Mary Sharon asked Christopher what he was thinking about, and he replied, "Sex". That was hellafunny. 
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 18:30:44 PST 2003 by psychodelicide]  I hope your throat and sinuses get better!
I loved that line too... (long pause..."schexx")
laughin' for days... Thanks, Insatiable! I hope so too. Seems that everybody at work is getting sick. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I'm thinking I'd really like to get laid  | |
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i'm thinking that being sick sucks the big one...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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