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PrintableINSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: Ice, I just thought of something. I know you haven't lived in TX your whole life, but do you have any type of southern accent?
 Luckily, no... I have avoided it. I have a very real aversion to "Twangy" voices and such.  excellent. Also, none of the following apply to me: Boots Cowboy hats Big belt buckles Wrangler jeans Four wheel drive trucks Line dancing Moustache Tight trousers Chewing tobacco Gun racks Confederate flags Huntin' Fishin' Killin' wildlife for fun NASCAR Mud racing Monster truck rallies Country music Please tell me you forgot to list a manic addiction to professional wrestling.   I HATE rasslin'! Whew! One more- you don't wear those Garth Brooks tucked-in button down collared striped shirts now either? "Don't mess with Texas."
That's the last one. I promise. What the fuck are you thinking??? I would shoot my testicles off with a low-powered BB gun before wearing any of that shit... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Everyone knows those shirts are sexy. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. | |
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MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. Use .11s, you beak-having ducker! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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INSATIABLE said: Everyone knows those shirts are sexy.
You are a sick, twisted individual. :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I don't want Skylar to move in with us but how do I tell Kathleen that?
Fuck. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: Everyone knows those shirts are sexy.
You are a sick, twisted individual. :O Aw, come on now! 
HELL YEAH!! 
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Natsume said: I don't want Skylar to move in with us but how do I tell Kathleen that?
Fuck. Move to another house. | |
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Natsume said: I don't want Skylar to move in with us but how do I tell Kathleen that?
Fuck. Just tell her girl, and it will be better than having to live with Skylar. I've been there! Well, not with Skylar, but with Sherryse. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. Use .11s, you beak-having ducker! it was actually an A string i broke... you know what's it's like when you get carried away... you fur possessing otterer! | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: Everyone knows those shirts are sexy.
You are a sick, twisted individual. :O Aw, come on now!
HELL YEAH!!
Goddamn... someone shoot me before I accidentally see that shit again. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. Use .11s, you beak-having ducker! it was actually an A string i broke... you know what's it's like when you get carried away... you fur possessing otterer! When I am on stage, I rock out so hard that there is actually blood all over my guitars... I know all about the breaking, my web-footed friend. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I can see this one on you, Ice. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: Ice, I just thought of something. I know you haven't lived in TX your whole life, but do you have any type of southern accent?
Luckily, no... I have avoided it. I have a very real aversion to "Twangy" voices and such. excellent. Also, none of the following apply to me: Boots Cowboy hats Big belt buckles Wrangler jeans Four wheel drive trucks Line dancing Moustache Tight trousers Chewing tobacco Gun racks Confederate flags Huntin' Fishin' Killin' wildlife for fun NASCAR Mud racing Monster truck rallies Country music  sure! | |
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althom said: Natsume said: I don't want Skylar to move in with us but how do I tell Kathleen that?
Fuck. Move to another house. Can't. Year long lease. And I'm going to be moving out in June anyway so it's not worth it. Besides, I like my housemates... just not their boyfriends  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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INSATIABLE said: Natsume said: I don't want Skylar to move in with us but how do I tell Kathleen that?
Fuck. Just tell her girl, and it will be better than having to live with Skylar. I've been there! Well, not with Skylar, but with Sherryse. I will eventually. I just need time to think it out myself, talk it over with my other housemate, etc. Figure out the least offensive way to tell her no. "No... cause I hate your boyfriend." That wouldn't work very well.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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INSATIABLE said:
I can see this one on you, Ice. I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch. And you should say to your boss, say.. "Quiero desnudarte." -------
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To quote Prince: "Sex!"
Remember in the movie "Under the Cherry Moon" when Christopher and Tricky called Mary Sharon at her home? Mary Sharon asked Christopher what he was thinking about, and he replied, "Sex". That was hellafunny.  [This message was edited Thu Feb 27 18:30:44 PST 2003 by psychodelicide] RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I can see this one on you, Ice. Goddamn, you are evil. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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No, seriously, I'm thinking about this sore throat and sinus infection that I have, and hoping that the Claritin D and nose spray that I'm using gets rid of it quickly (don't want to be sick for the weekend).  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said:
I can see this one on you, Ice. Goddamn, you are evil. SCORE 10 to Battier!
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. Use .11s, you beak-having ducker! it was actually an A string i broke... you know what's it's like when you get carried away... you fur possessing otterer! When I am on stage, I rock out so hard that there is actually blood all over my guitars... I know all about the breaking, my web-footed friend. I've actually done that twice with my old drumset when I was in a band in high school. I'd accidentally slam my hands on the snare and shit when we got crazy. It hurt like a son of a bitch. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said:
I can see this one on you, Ice. Goddamn, you are evil. SCORE 10 to Battier!
Nice score keeping, blondie... Insatiable was the one who scored the points with the shot at me. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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psychodelicide said: To quote Prince: "Sex!"
Remember in the movie "Under the Cherry Moon" when Christopher and Tricky called Mary Sharon at her home? Mary Sharon asked Christopher what he was thinking about, and he replied, "Sex". That was hellafunny.
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 18:30:44 PST 2003 by psychodelicide]  I hope your throat and sinuses get better!
I loved that line too... (long pause..."schexx")
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'm seeing it to. IceNine is a fucking Tejas bitch.
Your grammar is suspect and I am not a "fucking Tejas bitch." God dammit, I'm from Kentucky. What the fuck do you want from me, you line-dancing, cowboy bitch? Let's go honky tonkin' little darlin'... does your daddy allow you to court older gentlemen? We'll go do-si-do at a hoe down like you have never seen! YEEEHAWWW! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. Use .11s, you beak-having ducker! it was actually an A string i broke... you know what's it's like when you get carried away... you fur possessing otterer! When I am on stage, I rock out so hard that there is actually blood all over my guitars... I know all about the breaking, my web-footed friend. yeah! ... i had a guitar that i left the blood splatters on, like a trophy... i was telling my girl this story last night... when i was 7 ... i had my only gtr lessons ever... i'd learned 3 chords .. G, D, and A7 if i remember correctly... anyway... one afternoon i sat on the school steps and played my chords hard...singing the songs of the day along with them (they didn't fit... but hey ..it was all in the delivery) anyway ..soon i had practically the whole school around me rockin' on... i got into it so much my fingers were bleeding like crazy..but i kept on rockin' ... my first gig... i LOVED it .. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: "Quiero desnudarte." I want ___?! What does desnudarte mean, first?
I even looked it up on an online translator, and couldn't even find it in my SE dictionary! It must be dirty! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm thinking i just broke a damn guitar string.. and i don't have a replacement ...Grrr
Use .10s, you fucking duck. i do ... you fucking otter. Use .11s, you beak-having ducker! it was actually an A string i broke... you know what's it's like when you get carried away... you fur possessing otterer! When I am on stage, I rock out so hard that there is actually blood all over my guitars... I know all about the breaking, my web-footed friend. yeah! ... i had a guitar that i left the blood splatters on, like a trophy... i was telling my girl this story last night... when i was 7 ... i had my only gtr lessons ever... i'd learned 3 chords .. G, D, and A7 if i remember correctly... anyway... one afternoon i sat on the school steps and played my chords hard...singing the songs of the day along with them (they didn't fit... but hey ..it was all in the delivery) anyway ..soon i had practically the whole school around me rockin' on... i got into it so much my fingers were bleeding like crazy..but i kept on rockin' ... my first gig... i LOVED it .. Excellent!
My blood comes as I am leaping around the stage and bashing my guitars to death... I ALWAYS tear the skin off the top of my fingers in a blood-thirsty death rage when laying down the rock law. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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