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Thread started 02/13/12 5:19pm

imago

UGH!! The water pressure in my building is TOO STRONG!

I think there's something seriously wrong.

I like a nice, strong, jet of water in the shower, no doubt.

But, once it starts to feel like you're being given the hose by policement (Johnart--I know what you're thinking), then something really wrong is happening with the plumbing!

I've become accustomed to using the water-butt squirters here in Thailand---Thai's have outrageously clean buttcracks because they have a hose in each bathroom that you squirt your butt with before using toilet paper. Nothing gets your crack cleaner!

But this morning, the water pressure was outrageously bad.

It was like somebody sucker-punched my butthole. sigh

How do U like your water pressure?

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Reply #1 posted 02/13/12 5:54pm

paintedlady

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So many girls would be so happy to live in your home. eek

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Reply #2 posted 02/13/12 8:58pm

kewlschool

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So many jokes, so little time.

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #3 posted 02/14/12 12:58am

ThisOne

i can only imagine how u would enjoy the ass hole cleansing u give yourself nod

as we dont have ass showers here shrug

but as to water pressure - when shampooing my hair (the up there hair) i must confess the water pressure must be jet blasting for me to feel good!

fro

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Reply #4 posted 02/14/12 2:00am

imago

ThisOne said:

i can only imagine how u would enjoy the ass hole cleansing u give yourself nod

as we dont have ass showers here shrug

but as to water pressure - when shampooing my hair (the up there hair) i must confess the water pressure must be jet blasting for me to feel good!

fro

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Reply #5 posted 02/14/12 2:05am

ThisOne

imago said:

brick

omg

spit

i luv my mind mushy

evillol

go get your hose imago lol

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Reply #6 posted 02/14/12 7:03am

cammi

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imago said:

How do U like your water pressure?

strong and hard.... like my men!!! boxed

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Reply #7 posted 02/14/12 7:49am

orger

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"policement" disbelief

How is it you feel?
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Reply #8 posted 02/14/12 8:05am

imago

cammi said:

imago said:

How do U like your water pressure?

strong and hard.... like my men!!! boxed

eek eek eek eek eek

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Reply #9 posted 02/14/12 8:06am

imago

orger said:

"policement" disbelief

oh my goodness

kisses

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Reply #10 posted 02/14/12 8:40am

RodeoSchro

I remember a study that found the water pressure of a shower hitting you on the chest released certain chemicals that make you feel better.

I imagine that with that kind of water pressure, you should be a walking orgasm.

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Reply #11 posted 02/14/12 9:30am

XxAxX

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RodeoSchro said:

I remember a study that found the water pressure of a shower hitting you on the chest released certain chemicals that make you feel better.

I imagine that with that kind of water pressure, you should be a walking orgasm.

i don't think he's talking about his chest smile

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Reply #12 posted 02/14/12 9:34am

Efan

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I'm totally turned on right now.

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Reply #13 posted 02/14/12 10:09am

KidaDynamite

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imago said:

How do U like your water pressure?

In my butt-crack???

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #14 posted 02/14/12 11:05am

morningsong

Ouch.

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Reply #15 posted 02/14/12 1:19pm

RodeoSchro

XxAxX said:

RodeoSchro said:

I remember a study that found the water pressure of a shower hitting you on the chest released certain chemicals that make you feel better.

I imagine that with that kind of water pressure, you should be a walking orgasm.

i don't think he's talking about his chest smile

You and I don't know exactly where his chest has been, do we?

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Reply #16 posted 02/14/12 2:25pm

Nothinbutjoy

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What this thread really needs is a picture of Andrea Martin in "Club Paradise" when she takes a shower.

But I suck at this and cannot find it.

sad

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #17 posted 02/14/12 2:32pm

NDRU

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Free enemas!!!! woot!

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