Can you help me have sex with her?

Thanks in advance,

Ace

She sort of had this goody two shoes look before she did The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. This was her look when she did The Social Network.

And this is her most recent look:

If you want to get into her pants, you better realize she comes from an extremely rich family. I beleive her grandfather owned the New York Giants.

728huey said:

she comes from an extremely rich family

He current look is definitely an UPGRADE!

You do realize that first pic in the OP is her 'in character' as Lizabeth Salander?

Maybe it's more that you're hot for the fictional character she played and you're projecting that onto her and actually expect her to be that way in real life. She may be absolutely nothing like that.

Ace said:

Can you help me have sex with her?

Thanks in advance,

Ace

i'll have her read your post

see whut happens

Dren5 said:

You do realize that first pic in the OP is her 'in character' as Lizabeth Salander?

Maybe it's more that you're hot for the fictional character she played and you're projecting that onto her and actually expect her to be that way in real life. She may be absolutely nothing like that.

I could be wrong, but I pretty much believe we are talking about looks here more than anything.

The look she has in that first picture in totally Ace's type visually

thekidsgirl said:

Dren5 said:

You do realize that first pic in the OP is her 'in character' as Lizabeth Salander?

Maybe it's more that you're hot for the fictional character she played and you're projecting that onto her and actually expect her to be that way in real life. She may be absolutely nothing like that.

I could be wrong, but I pretty much believe we are talking about looks here more than anything.

The look she has in that first picture in totally Ace's type visually

Do you need a fluffer? Or do you need help just to meet her first?

thekidsgirl said:

Dren5 said:

You do realize that first pic in the OP is her 'in character' as Lizabeth Salander?

Maybe it's more that you're hot for the fictional character she played and you're projecting that onto her and actually expect her to be that way in real life. She may be absolutely nothing like that.

I could be wrong, but I pretty much believe we are talking about looks here more than anything.

The look she has in that first picture in totally Ace's type visually

Thing is, that isn't her typical style/look because...she's 'in character'. That's a promotional pic for the movie not a candid shot of her in her spare time.

PREDOMINANT said:

Do you need a fluffer? Or do you need help just to meet her first?

Dren5 said:

thekidsgirl said:

I could be wrong, but I pretty much believe we are talking about looks here more than anything.

The look she has in that first picture in totally Ace's type visually

Thing is, that isn't her typical style/look because...she's 'in character'. That's a promotional pic for the movie not a candid shot of her in her spare time.

I know that; I like her recent off-screen look, too.

Ace said:

Dren5 said:

Thing is, that isn't her typical style/look because...she's 'in character'. That's a promotional pic for the movie not a candid shot of her in her spare time.

I know that; I like her recent off-screen look, too.

Good luck with that; you'd have better odds just going to a punk-rock bar or something.

Dren5 said:

Ace said:

I know that; I like her recent off-screen look, too.

Good luck with that; you'd have better odds just going to a punk-rock bar or something.

Considering some of the ladies you have chosen in prior hot women threads (e.g., P.J. Harvey), I always thought the typical hot blonde suypermodel/Maxim/Playboy Playmate type with the big boobs and tiny waist was sort of boing to you. You seem to go for an ediger, more hipster type of female.

I thought you gave that stuff up, Ace!

728huey said:

Dren5 said:

Good luck with that; you'd have better odds just going to a punk-rock bar or something.

Considering some of the ladies you have chosen in prior hot women threads (e.g., P.J. Harvey), I always thought the typical hot blonde suypermodel/Maxim/Playboy Playmate type with the big boobs and tiny waist was sort of boing to you. You seem to go for an ediger, more hipster type of female.

You know me well!

NDRU said:

I thought you gave that stuff up, Ace!

I have! But I'm just sayin' that, if one of you guys could help me have some no-strings attached sex with Rooney Mara, I wouldn't kick that outta bed for eating some Saltines and not dustbusting.

I have definitely given up strings-attached sex with non-Rooney-Maras, though! I absolutely refuse to back down on that one!

She doesn't do anything for me. Something about her is really...I don't know. Strange. She's offputting somehow. I think her sister, the one who played on American Horror Story, is prettier and sexier.

hideous hairdon't , totally off - putting

she does nothing for me in the least , sorry

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uPtoWnNY said:

She's someone you'd want to hook up with if you're a football fan. She's a descendant of the dudes who founded the Giants(the Maras on her dad's side) and the Steelers(the Rooneys on her mom's side). That's NFL royalty. She'll probably be at the Super Bowl.

Are you freaking kidding me? Wow. You couldn't have a more football-appropriate name, even if it was Halas Lombardi.

Have you tried hangin a sandwich from your neck?
She looks awful hungry.