Why don't they just program the caller ID to read "Hang up on me immediately. I am a fucking dildo who you will end up insulting before the call is over" instead of using "Unknown Name" and such?

I know, I know... there aren't enough characters available for the long sentences...

My point is this: It could be Ed MacMahon offering me a check for millions of dollars, but odds are that it is some fucking dildo trying to sell me some shit that I don't want, need or give a fuck about. These dildos are reluctant to take no for an answer if you are unlucky enough to answer the fucking phone instead of simply hanging up on them, so you end up having to either hang up on them or you have to be the 500th person to insult them during the course of their day.

Fuck telemarketers.

Hey Ice..do youi own your own home? We have a great new incentive for you for refinancing. Our low rate of...

rdhull said:

*click*

hey Ice..are you getting the most savings for your money wit your long distance caling provider? We at ATT are having a ...

rdhull said:

Yes... now fuck yourself with a pine cone.

Hey Ice, are you tired of your cable company? We at Digital Sattelite would like to offer you a free month plus hook up at no cost to you.

Hey Ice..are you tired of looking at porn by computer?..we at "Bring It To Ya Door" offers enticing ladies to go ...

IceNine said:

But wait..don't you want to save money or do you like paying ore than you have to?

rdhull said:

Sir, the only way will buy your product is if it comes with a generous supply of your mother's pussy... now, I know I will be on a long waiting list, so why don't you call me when your mother is through banging the Iraqi army?

IceNine said:

Scuse me Ice we must have had a bad connection because the phone hung up..but anyways like I was saying...we have a great new incentive for you to refinance. Our low rate of...

rdhull said:

Oh, I'm sorry... isn't there a squirrel somewhere who needs a blow job? You better get to that, you barrel-assed bastard.

IceNine said:

Well my mother would be the first to tell you that we at Digital Satellite have an offer for a free month plus hook up at no cost to you that will save you money in the long ru and make your cable comapny obsolete..let me tell you how this works...

rdhull said:

Better yet, why don't you put me on your dad's list... I heard that he was blowing sherpers in the Himalays right now.

IceNine said:

The squirrels at ATT have saved over 35% of their old liong distance provider before and after all blowjobs..let me tell you how this works...

IceNine said:

While that may or may not be true he is currently saving over 29% and geting better quality pictures and movie choices with Digital Satellite..let me tell you how this works...

rdhull said:

Wow! It sure sounds like you guys offer great service... now if you wouldn't mind too much, my car needs a good washing... get to it, piss boy.

Goddamn, RD... are YOU a telemarketer??? :LOL:

You are good at this shit!

IceNine said:[quote]

rdhull said:

This is true..let me tell you how this works

IceNine said:

Its not me it is just that I trust in these savings so much and have saved so much that I want to be able to share the savings with you...let me tell you how this works

rdhull said:[quote]

IceNine said:

Let me see... so you say that you can offer me...

...

Put me on your do not call list and remove my number from your database, sir. In fact, please connect me to your supervisor...

IceNine said:[quote]

rdhull said:

Im sorry sir but he is unavailable at this moment..if there are any questions that you have I am readuly abvailable to assist you in any of them. However if you wish not to be called for our services we would lie to thank you for the oppurtunity and your time to have offered you our services...


(puts Ice's number in red for late evening call back just to make sure he does not want the product and if there was a misunderstanding in that he really may have not got the full info on our services)

In honor of your valiant efforts in the field of telemarketing via the internet, I have paid tribute to you in my signature file.

IceNine said:

rdhull said:

I get this one about three times per week.

rdhull said:

:LOL: That was great! Basically i think he just told you to shut up though!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

That is tantamount to giving the addy and credit card number though

@ this thread.

I rdhull and Icenine.

They so silly.

rdhull said:

I finally asked to be removed from the call list!!!



You call me back and your company gets fined and has to pay me money!

IceNine said:

So your phone wont ring at all now will it!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

It won't if you quit calling...