I just found my inner-child and I discovered that the little fucker has a bloodlust and he is a horny fucker!

HELP ME!

Come here little boy...








Let me give ya a

Nothinbutjoy said:

Watch it, he's doing canines and lusting after llamas. You'll be s o r e.

IceNine said:

He needs a good

Someone please bring me a pack of Yorkshire terriers and a box of donuts.

IceNine said:

What the hell are you going to do with the terriers?

IceNine said:

Jesus...


Would a basket of pinecones or a bowl of grape Jell-O come in handy?

Paisley said:

Just you leave that to me!

INSATIABLE said:

Well FUCK YEAH, THEY WOULD!!!

IceNine said:

Allright, cool, 'cause that's all I got over here besides these two ferrets and four cans of shaving cream. I'll throw those in too if you want them. Wait, here's my old Shop-Vac that I never use, you might need that in case of ...emergency.

It sucks pretty hard.

INSATIABLE said:

FUCK YES!!!

You wouldn't have a tennis ball machine and some potatoes, would you?

"The only one that can save you... is YOU"

FutureShock said:

I have already started a strenuous regiment of masturbation and beagle fucking... I have also been buring down neighborhoods and robbing convenience stores... nothing helps!!!

IceNine said:

You know, I don't, but I do have a paintball gun and a collection of metal Slinkys.

I was just trying to lure him over...thanks for blowing my cover!!!

:HMM:

INSATIABLE said:

Ooooh... KINKY!!!

Let's get this started... can you please assist me with a few cases of rat traps too?

Nothinbutjoy said:

You lured all right... that fucking standard poodle you were walking sucked me right in...


"zzzrrrppp" *tractor beam...*

IceNine said:

Check on that, silly string, check. Louisville Slugger, check. Toilet brush, check. Parakeets, check. I have a lighter too if you need that.

IceNine said:

"Sucked me right in."

Samsonite! I was way off!

INSATIABLE said:

"He must work out..."

INSATIABLE said:

Yes, please...

I had planned on spilling lighter fluid all over my bare buttocks...

IceNine said:

That's a good way to get rid of unwanted ass-hair. Or so I've heard!

INSATIABLE said:

One could only assume...

This should be helpful in keeping my ass cheeks from looking like a Chia Pet.

IceNine said:

I can help you here...I have hot wax... I could spill it over your ass and RIP the hair off in one quick swoop...then together we can watch the tiny beads of blood form on top of each mutilated follicle.



How about it, Ice? Game?

LaVisHh said:

Of fucking course!

Let's do this thing!!!

LaVisHh said:

Okay LaV, just a quick question then ya'll can get on with the ripping... does that really happen? 'Cause I'm going to wax you-know-where this weekend for the first time and that sounds terrible!

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IceNine said:

All he needs is a good ass-whoopin'. The kind like daddy used to make.