kimrachell said:

• people that go in public sick and cough in your face.
• people that don't let you cross the street in the crosswalk when you're walking your child to school without trying to run you over.

sick/ viral in public, there aughtta be a law

or at least a loophole in the law protectin

them when you relieve them of the misery

Oh I got a good one...

People who drive up behind you on a dark street at night WITH THEIR HIGHBEAMS ON!!!!!

I will slow down to 20mph and annoy them right back!

missfee said:

-People you try to be genuinely nice to but they take your kindness for something totally different

-People who text or call you, and when you don't answer (because maybe you are just busy) they keep calling or texting every hour on the hour to make you answer

-People who drive with their bright lights on in areas where it's clearly well lit, blinding the hell out of you

-People who don't hold the door for you and let the door shut in your face when you are walking right behind them into another room/building etc.

-People at work who love to talk about their personal lives come over to your desk to talk your head off when you are working on a deadline

[Edited 1/30/12 8:43am]

Hate that shit!!!!!

Also annoyed by people who spit up their demon phlegm on the sidewalk where other people could step in it.

People who tailgate - seriously get off my ass.

People who drive extra extra slow like they have molasses in their tailpipe.

People who cuss in public. Tacky and rude.

Cell phones and crying babies in the movie theater.

KingBAD said:

kimrachell said:

• people that go in public sick and cough in your face.
• people that don't let you cross the street in the crosswalk when you're walking your child to school without trying to run you over.

sick/ viral in public, there aughtta be a law

or at least a loophole in the law protectin

them when you relieve them of the misery

I hate when people start a thought, and don't finish their

henw eopple teg herit etterls idxem pu

XxAxX said:

henw eopple teg herit etterls idxem pu

People-

Yep. That's it.

when the car on the right has a woman on the fone and doin her makeup

and the one on the left has a guy diggin in his nose, but he don't pull

off until he eats it, giah i hate that

Cerebus said:

People-

Yep. That's it.

KingBAD said:

when the car on the right has a woman on the fone and doin her makeup

and the one on the left has a guy diggin in his nose, but he don't pull

off until he eats it, giah i hate that

Totally off topic...

I was driving on the freeway today and there was some dude in a little ass, like, Ford Fiesta or something that CLEARLY had a donut (small spare tire) on BOTH back wheels. The car was actually riding at an angle with the back end lower than the front end. And dude was going between 70 and 75. So I come up around the left side of his car and he's eating out of a tupperware container. Left hand holding the container, right hand holding a piece of silverware, driving with the back side of his WRISTS. WTF?! I just gunned it up to about 85 for a few seconds and got the hell away.

KingBAD said:

when the car on the right has a woman on the fone and doin her makeup

and the one on the left has a guy diggin in his nose, but he don't pull

off until he eats it, giah i hate that

"Ghetto" muphukkas who tell me I'm whitewashed but live in a well off, predominantly white neightbourhood. Bitch, shut up. Wearing a doo rag and sagging your pants don't make you hard.

ScarletScandal said:

omg...

me and my roommate are the only 2 people who live in this apartment. I'll ask him something and he'll say "Are you talking to me?"

No motherfucker. I'm talking to the hot pink chupacabra on the top of your head

[Edited 1/30/12 11:56am]

-- People who block up traffic to have a fucking conversation with somebody on foot

-- People who talk on cell phones at restaurants

-- People on the public transportation who are having phone conversations and yelling it out at the top of their lungs

-- fat people who squeeze into the seat next to me (and spill into my seat) and then wiggle their asses to push me over so they can be comfortable. You KNOW your ass don't fit....

-- People who have undisciplined children and let them run around and do whatever the fuck they please to total strangers

-- People who stand over me while drinking a beverage on the bus. Now you know the second we hit a bump something is probably going to spill..........

-- when you pay for something and they are rude and place your money on the countertop

-- Cashiers that ring up your shit and dont' even bother to speak to you

-- People that take stupid risks just to get ahead of me by one car length in the middle of highway traffic....what the fuck. Bitch, if you cant fly, you are not going anywhere.

jehovas witnesses who ring my bell week after week. go the fuck away, get off of my property....every saturday you keep coming.....

StillGotIt said:

jehovas witnesses who ring my bell week after week. go the fuck away, get off of my property....every saturday you keep coming.....

Sorry...

In the grocery store...people who stop and park their carts in the middle of the freakin' aisle and stand there looking at all the labels or have a conversation. You come up behind them and clear your throat and they ignore you. Then you say EXCUSE ME and they still ignore you so you feel like ramming your cart into their ass like a bumper car.

People who come to my house and open my dvd's and then leave them out of the freakin' case to get scratched and damaged. OR put them back in the wrong case. When I'm all anxious to watch Desperado and I open the case and find The FUCKING Lion King I am PISSED for days. Because Desperado ISN'T in the Lion King case either.

Urgh. While I'm walking from the parking deck this morning to my building this guy asks for directions to Subway. I give them to him, he questions my directions....WTF???!!! If you know so much then why the fuck are you asking me? Anyway, he starts walking in the direction I suggested and doesn't even say thank you. Asshole.

StillGotIt said:

-- People who talk on cell phones at restaurants

-- People on the public transportation who are having phone conversations and yelling it out at the top of their lungs

-- People who have undisciplined children and let them run around and do whatever the fuck they please to total strangers

-- Cashiers that ring up your shit and dont' even bother to speak to you

-- People that take stupid risks just to get ahead of me by one car length in the middle of highway traffic....what the fuck. Bitch, if you cant fly, you are not going anywhere.

Hell yes...what's even ruder is if you are on a date and your date answers the call and proceeds to have a 10 minute conversation or more at the table. WTF?

I hate this shit too because everybody doesn't need to know, nor cares about your phone conversation. I hate when folks love to look like asses in order to seek attention.

This drives me nuts as well. Precisely why I go to Walmart in the wee hours of the morning.

Disgruntled workers irritate the fuck out of me. If you hate your damn job so much then find something else and stop giving customers a hard time. Either that or take a fucking course in customer service.

This kills me. I've seen folks speed up to cut in front of me as if I'm driving like Miss Daisy when I'm over the speed limit myself only for them to just turn at the next corner when you were in the same lane the whole time...just behind me.

XxAxX said:

henw eopple teg herit etterls idxem pu

There's an easier way to do that. Just leave the first and last letter where they're supposed to be and mix the rest. People won't even realize the words been jumbled. The brain works in mysterious ways.

Anyway staying on topic.... Food fights and slammed doors and loud people annoy the hell out of me.

Petty things that annoy me? ........

IMAGO! {a.k.a. Imag-ho}

Tittypants said:

Petty things that annoy me? ........

IMAGO! {a.k.a. Imag-ho}

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

-People you try to be genuinely nice to but they take your kindness for something totally different

-People who text or call you, and when you don't answer (because maybe you are just busy) they keep calling or texting every hour on the hour to make you answer

-People who drive with their bright lights on in areas where it's clearly well lit, blinding the hell out of you

-People who don't hold the door for you and let the door shut in your face when you are walking right behind them into another room/building etc.

-People at work who love to talk about their personal lives come over to your desk to talk your head off when you are working on a deadline

[Edited 1/30/12 8:43am]

Hate that shit!!!!!

Also annoyed by people who spit up their demon phlegm on the sidewalk where other people could step in it.

People who tailgate - seriously get off my ass.

People who drive extra extra slow like they have molasses in their tailpipe.

People who cuss in public. Tacky and rude.

Cell phones and crying babies in the movie theater.

And how! Nasty mofoes who spit on the street...DISGUSTING! Why don't you go ahead and whip it out and piss while you're at it?!

Tailgaters: I call 'em drag-assers. Get on my nerves! MOVE, DAMMIT!

Bogarts. You know the impatient drivers who always try to get at the head of a long line of traffic by easing up and trying to bogart their way in front of you. Come on mofo! I'll hit your ass and fuck up that nice, new shiny ride!

The people who really get on my nerves are the teenagers who talk loudly as if the entire block is interested in their mindless, incoherent drivel; however, one word you can count on hearing generously dispersed throughout their sentences is the f-word.

Cell phones and babies just not in the movie theatre, but any daggone where! In the grocery store checkout line, in the store period. If the lil bastids can't/won't shut up, take they asses outside or home! I was in a fabric store years ago, and this woman had a child in a stroller. I was looking at the pattern books. This woman rolled this child right next to me. All of a sudden the kid started screaming bloody murder, I mean HOWLING and SCREAMING at the top of its lungs. The woman was oblivious. She just let that kid scream and it was giving me a headache. I finally said something to her and she finally moved.

I hate repeating myself. For instance, I will tell my office mate, "Jim called you. He wants you to call him back." She'll say, "Oh, Jim called? What did he say?" BITCH! I JUST TOLD YOU! No, I don't actually say that, but I will say, "Please listen! I hate repeating myself!"

I was at Target the other day, I see a guy in a huge Ford truck park in the Handicap zone. He had the tag, but there's clearly nothing wrong with him

runphilrun said:

I was at Target the other day, I see a guy in a huge Ford truck park in the Handicap zone. He had the tag, but there's clearly nothing wrong with him

They could have an illness that isn't recognized by the naked eye.

"you know whut grinds my gears"

people who don't respond to threads

about sexy Xxy... assholes

noimageatall said:

In the grocery store...people who stop and park their carts in the middle of the freakin' aisle and stand there looking at all the labels or have a conversation. You come up behind them and clear your throat and they ignore you. Then you say EXCUSE ME and they still ignore you so you feel like ramming your cart into their ass like a bumper car.

People who come to my house and open my dvd's and then leave them out of the freakin' case to get scratched and damaged. OR put them back in the wrong case. When I'm all anxious to watch Desperado and I open the case and find The FUCKING Lion King I am PISSED for days. Because Desperado ISN'T in the Lion King case either.

Oh, Yeah, I forgot about this one! I have actually done just that...ran right into the ass of a guy who would not move out of my way after saying, "Excuse me!" several times. Fuck him! I ran smack dab into his ass with the cart. He turned around and shouted "WATCH IT!" I said, "Well, you should have moved you simple ass out of the way!" I've gotten ornery in my old age.

Costco has the worst offenders for this. I think it's the international flavor of the coustomers. Especially those folk who refuse to walk to their right. You're in America, dammit! Learn how to walk the damn isles and sidewalks for chrissakes!

Shyra said:

HotGritz said:

Hate that shit!!!!!

Also annoyed by people who spit up their demon phlegm on the sidewalk where other people could step in it.

People who tailgate - seriously get off my ass.

People who drive extra extra slow like they have molasses in their tailpipe.

People who cuss in public. Tacky and rude.

Cell phones and crying babies in the movie theater.

And how! Nasty mofoes who spit on the street...DISGUSTING! Why don't you go ahead and whip it out and piss while you're at it?!

Tailgaters: I call 'em drag-assers. Get on my nerves! MOVE, DAMMIT!

Bogarts. You know the impatient drivers who always try to get at the head of a long line of traffic by easing up and trying to bogart their way in front of you. Come on mofo! I'll hit your ass and fuck up that nice, new shiny ride!

The people who really get on my nerves are the teenagers who talk loudly as if the entire block is interested in their mindless, incoherent drivel; however, one word you can count on hearing generously dispersed throughout their sentences is the f-word.

Cell phones and babies just not in the movie theatre, but any daggone where! In the grocery store checkout line, in the store period. If the lil bastids can't/won't shut up, take they asses outside or home! I was in a fabric store years ago, and this woman had a child in a stroller. I was looking at the pattern books. This woman rolled this child right next to me. All of a sudden the kid started screaming bloody murder, I mean HOWLING and SCREAMING at the top of its lungs. The woman was oblivious. She just let that kid scream and it was giving me a headache. I finally said something to her and she finally moved.

I hate repeating myself. For instance, I will tell my office mate, "Jim called you. He wants you to call him back." She'll say, "Oh, Jim called? What did he say?" BITCH! I JUST TOLD YOU! No, I don't actually say that, but I will say, "Please listen! I hate repeating myself!"

I knew we was twins!!!!

that last part

I hate repeating myself too but I often do cuz I have a moderate degree of sympathy for the slow folk.

dseann said:

XxAxX said:

henw eopple teg herit etterls idxem pu

There's an easier way to do that. Just leave the first and last letter where they're supposed to be and mix the rest. People won't even realize the words been jumbled. The brain works in mysterious ways.

Anyway staying on topic.... Food fights and slammed doors and loud people annoy the hell out of me.

hantks!