-People you try to be genuinely nice to but they take your kindness for something totally different

-People who text or call you, and when you don't answer (because maybe you are just busy) they keep calling or texting every hour on the hour to make you answer

-People who drive with their bright lights on in areas where it's clearly well lit, blinding the hell out of you

-People who don't hold the door for you and let the door shut in your face when you are walking right behind them into another room/building etc.

-People at work who love to talk about their personal lives come over to your desk to talk your head off when you are working on a deadline

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• people that go in public sick and cough in your face.
• people that don't let you cross the street in the crosswalk when you're walking your child to school without trying to run you over.

Don't flirt with my man when you see he's with me.

Don't assume you are smarter than me just because I am polite and will not act as bitchy as you do. Bitchiness doesn't make you smarter than me, nor is having the last word... it only makes you look like an insecure asshole or just plain ghetto.

If your dog shits... then please pick it up, no one needs to smell that. If it is an issue to pick up your dog's shit then don't own a dog. The sidewalks and parks shouldn't be littered with dog shit, people and children should be allowed to enjoy the outdoors also.

You like the birdies? Then get a fucking bird feeder and stop throwing your leftovers and stale bread out the windows you nasty heffa. It attracts wildlife that I do NOT want around my windows (like seagulls that shit up a storm, rats, skunks and coyotes). What is wrong with buying nutritious cracked corn and seeds that will actually help the song birds and not poison them with the nasty smelling burt shit you cook. Who the hell burns rice? You dumb heffa.

Don't call me just to fall asleep on me while I speak to you within ten minutes of our conversation and then pretend to be paying attention when I decide to wake your ass up after 4 minutes of loud snoring. Seriously? Just take your ass to bed already.

Do not talk to me about the work I like to do and then treat me as if I am trying to solicite you by saying "Oh no, I am not interested" .... how rude! WTH would you ask me about what I do in the first place? Stop trying to make small talk with me and fish for details about my life if you aren't interested. Who does that?!

paintedlady said:

Don't flirt with my man when you see he's with me.

Don't assume you are smarter than me just because I am polite and will not act as bitchy as you do. Bitchiness doesn't make you smarter than me, nor is having the last word... it only makes you look like an insecure asshole or just plain ghetto.

If your dog shits... then please pick it up, no one needs to smell that. If it is an issue to pick up your dog's shit then don't own a dog. The sidewalks and parks shouldn't be littered with dog shit, people and children should be allowed to enjoy the outdoors also.

You like the birdies? Then get a fucking bird feeder and stop throwing your leftovers and stale bread out the windows you nasty heffa. It attracts wildlife that I do NOT want around my windows (like seagulls that shit up a storm, rats, skunks and coyotes). What is wrong with buying nutritious cracked corn and seeds that will actually help the song birds and not poison them with the nasty smelling burt shit you cook. Who the hell burns rice? You dumb heffa.

Don't call me just to fall asleep on me while I speak to you within ten minutes of our conversation and then pretend to be paying attention when I decide to wake your ass up after 4 minutes of loud snoring. Seriously? Just take your ass to bed already.

Do not talk to me about the work I like to do and then treat me as if I am trying to solicite you by saying "Oh no, I am not interested" .... how rude! WTH would you ask me about what I do in the first place? Stop trying to make small talk with me and fish for details about my life if you aren't interested. Who does that?!

Hell yes

I misread this as "PRETTY things that annoy you".

...so I was gonna say "Jessica Simpson"...

PurpleJedi said:

I misread this as "PRETTY things that annoy you".

...so I was gonna say "Jessica Simpson"...

missfee said:

PurpleJedi said:

I misread this as "PRETTY things that annoy you".

...so I was gonna say "Jessica Simpson"...

What you said.....the keep on calling/texting thing.

Lately I have this girl who is COPYING everything I do. It's so idiotic, and I can't believe I'm letting it get on my nerves, but it is.

When I ask someone a question or I'm telling them something and they give me the confused look. I wanna smack the living shit out of them.

missfee said:

-People you try to be genuinely nice to but they take your kindness for something totally different

-People who text or call you, and when you don't answer (because maybe you are just busy) they keep calling or texting every hour on the hour to make you answer

-People who drive with their bright lights on in areas where it's clearly well lit, blinding the hell out of you

-People who don't hold the door for you and let the door shut in your face when you are walking right behind them into another room/building etc.

-People at work who love to talk about their personal lives come over to your desk to talk your head off when you are working on a deadline

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• Yes, to the bold two.
• I have a friend who texts, and if I answer the text he immediately calls, because the text was just checking to see if I had my phone with me.
• People who don't try to raise their arms to get the door themselves when they're walking behind me, like I'm some valet.
• People who keep inching up on me at the light. I moved up because you were too close to my bumper, jerk!
• When someone asks you to do something, and you tell them you have something else to do and they ask, "What time?" like they're budgeting my time for me so I can make their thing.
• People who correct others' grammar or pronunciation. If you knew what I was talking about, then what did you gain by correcting me? You just look like a pretentious douche. (One time I was talking about the actress Angela Bassett, and I pronounced it "BASS-ett". My best friend said, "It's Bi-SETT", which was funny because she was on Oprah that same week. Oprah asked her how to pronounce it, and she told her: "BASS-ett."

people who stand closer than an arms length to you while conversing. unless we are together, STEP THE HELL BACK!

people who spit on the sidewalk!

people with no vocabulary. I cant stand it. using "bitch" as a noun, adjective, and verb is unacceptable.

people who have no manners. a please and thank you every now and then would be greatly appreciated. when you walk into a room with other people, say HELLO damnit!

chocolate1 said:

missfee said:

-People you try to be genuinely nice to but they take your kindness for something totally different

-People who text or call you, and when you don't answer (because maybe you are just busy) they keep calling or texting every hour on the hour to make you answer

-People who drive with their bright lights on in areas where it's clearly well lit, blinding the hell out of you

-People who don't hold the door for you and let the door shut in your face when you are walking right behind them into another room/building etc.

-People at work who love to talk about their personal lives come over to your desk to talk your head off when you are working on a deadline

[Edited 1/30/12 8:43am]

• Yes, to the bold two.
• I have a friend who texts, and if I answer the text he immediately calls, because the text was just checking to see if I had my phone with me.
• People who don't try to raise their arms to get the door themselves when they're walking behind me, like I'm some valet.
• People who keep inching up on me at the light. I moved up because you were too close to my bumper, jerk!
• When someone asks you to do something, and you tell them you have something else to do and they ask, "What time?" like they're budgeting my time for me so I can make their thing.
• People who correct others' grammar or pronunciation. If you knew what I was talking about, then what did you gain by correcting me? You just look like a pretentious douche. (One time I was talking about the actress Angela Bassett, and I pronounced it "BASS-ett". My best friend said, "It's Bi-SETT", which was funny because she was on Oprah that same week. Oprah asked her how to pronounce it, and she told her: "BASS-ett."

Chile

I don't understand for the life of me why folks get worrysome like that. Either I'm busy or I don't want to talk (to you) right now. I'll get back to you on my time. But they don't get it. When you explain it to them then they try to make you feel like you are being mean or something. I just can't deal with folks like that. Get a life please.

And yes either that or when you hold the door open for them they don't say thank you. I usually feel like slamming the door back when they do that. Umm this isn't my job, I'm only being polite and it doesn't take much effort for you to be polite back and utter two simple words.

I do that too!

People who still treat e-mails as some kind of lower form of communication that you don't need to respond to at all if you don't feel like it, or where you can delay your answer by a week or more. If they did the same thing with a phone message they'd be considered very rude, so why is a serious (non-spam, non-bulk) e-mail any different?

missfee said:

And yes either that or when you hold the door open for them they don't say thank you. I usually feel like slamming the door back when they do that. Umm this isn't my job, I'm only being polite and it doesn't take much effort for you to be polite back and utter two simple words.

I do that too!

I always hold the door open for people behind me. It's always good fun to shout "yer Welcome", if they just walk on and don't thank me.

MacDaddy said:

missfee said:

And yes either that or when you hold the door open for them they don't say thank you. I usually feel like slamming the door back when they do that. Umm this isn't my job, I'm only being polite and it doesn't take much effort for you to be polite back and utter two simple words.

I do that too!

I always hold the door open for people behind me. It's always good fun to shout "yer Welcome", if they just walk on and don't thank me.

I've done that too!

dreamfactory313 said:

people who stand closer than an arms length to you while conversing. unless we are together, STEP THE HELL BACK!

people who spit on the sidewalk!

people with no vocabulary. I cant stand it. using "bitch" as a noun, adjective, and verb is unacceptable.

people who have no manners. a please and thank you every now and then would be greatly appreciated. when you walk into a room with other people, say HELLO damnit!

Yes, thank you!!!!

That and when people say "know what I'm sayin'?" after every single sentence. Urgh. Or start every sentence with "Umm".

Oh another is when people don't put their phone on vibrate at places where it's not appropriate to hear the ringing of a cell phone like at work, church, a museum, an interview, at a lecture, etc.

People who do a bunch of cough (and sneezing) and not covering their mouths.

Yeah that whole spitting on the sidewalk thing has creeped me out since I was a kid, I imagine all the peoples spit I've been walking in, *barf*.

People who act like common courtesy is annoying or alien, if I say please, thank you or wipe the sink off after using it don't look at me like I got horns growing out of my head.

Starting convos with me mid-sentence of the convo you were having in your head and expecting me to just clue into what you're talking about. Start from the beginning.

morningsong said:

People who do a bunch of cough (and sneezing) and not covering their mouths.

Yeah that whole spitting on the sidewalk thing has creeped me out since I was a kid, I imagine all the peoples spit I've been walking in, *barf*.

People who act like common courtesy is annoying or alien, if I say please, thank you or wipe the sink off after using it don't look at me like I got horns growing out of my head.

Starting convos with me mid-sentence of the convo you were having in your head and expecting me to just clue into what you're talking about. Start from the beginning.

Irritates the fuck out of me. I'm not a mind reader.

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missfee said:

paintedlady said:

Don't flirt with my man when you see he's with me.

Don't assume you are smarter than me just because I am polite and will not act as bitchy as you do. Bitchiness doesn't make you smarter than me, nor is having the last word... it only makes you look like an insecure asshole or just plain ghetto.

If your dog shits... then please pick it up, no one needs to smell that. If it is an issue to pick up your dog's shit then don't own a dog. The sidewalks and parks shouldn't be littered with dog shit, people and children should be allowed to enjoy the outdoors also.

You like the birdies? Then get a fucking bird feeder and stop throwing your leftovers and stale bread out the windows you nasty heffa. It attracts wildlife that I do NOT want around my windows (like seagulls that shit up a storm, rats, skunks and coyotes). What is wrong with buying nutritious cracked corn and seeds that will actually help the song birds and not poison them with the nasty smelling burt shit you cook. Who the hell burns rice? You dumb heffa.

Don't call me just to fall asleep on me while I speak to you within ten minutes of our conversation and then pretend to be paying attention when I decide to wake your ass up after 4 minutes of loud snoring. Seriously? Just take your ass to bed already.

Do not talk to me about the work I like to do and then treat me as if I am trying to solicite you by saying "Oh no, I am not interested" .... how rude! WTH would you ask me about what I do in the first place? Stop trying to make small talk with me and fish for details about my life if you aren't interested. Who does that?!

Hell yes

Say that shit again!!!

and post it in P&R.

omg...

me and my roommate are the only 2 people who live in this apartment. I'll ask him something and he'll say "Are you talking to me?"

No motherfucker. I'm talking to the hot pink chupacabra on the top of your head

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Eating with your mouth open.

Not using turn signals when driving.

Not holding the elevator when someone has called for it to be held or are obviously trying to get to the elevator.

morningsong said:

People who do a bunch of cough (and sneezing) and not covering their mouths.

Yeah that whole spitting on the sidewalk thing has creeped me out since I was a kid, I imagine all the peoples spit I've been walking in, *barf*.

People who act like common courtesy is annoying or alien, if I say please, thank you or wipe the sink off after using it don't look at me like I got horns growing out of my head.

Starting convos with me mid-sentence of the convo you were having in your head and expecting me to just clue into what you're talking about. Start from the beginning.

Yes!

One time, my sister said, "Hi" to a guy in the store as we passed him. He turned around and called her "weird"!

And another one: When I put out my hand to receive change and the cashier just puts it on the counter.

Vendetta1 said:

missfee said:

Hell yes

Say that shit again!!!

and post it in P&R.

Seriously!

ScarletScandal said:

omg...

me and my roommate are the only 2 people who live in this apartment. I'll ask him something and he'll say "Are you talking to me?"

No motherfucker. I'm talking to the hot pink chupacabra on the top of your heard

paintedlady said:

Vendetta1 said:

Say that shit again!!!

and post it in P&R.

Seriously!

I don't go there... It scares me!

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chocolate1 said:

paintedlady said:

Seriously!

I don't go there... It scares me!

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The usual suspects are very predictable with their BS. So its not so bad. I been away for a long while though... I go in there when I feel like irritating someone who has control issues.

paintedlady said:

chocolate1 said:

I don't go there... It scares me!

[img:$uid]http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj417/Shar_dreamer/Scared%20Yet/90648.gif[/img:$uid]

The usual suspects are very predictable with their BS. So its not so bad. I been away for a long while though... I go in there when I feel like irritating someone who has control issues.

MacDaddy said:

missfee said:

And yes either that or when you hold the door open for them they don't say thank you. I usually feel like slamming the door back when they do that. Umm this isn't my job, I'm only being polite and it doesn't take much effort for you to be polite back and utter two simple words.

I do that too!

I always hold the door open for people behind me. It's always good fun to shout "yer Welcome", if they just walk on and don't thank me.

I do this too! And when i'm driving, if I let someone out and they don't give me a little wave i'll usually be heard saying 'no, thank YOU! Tosser!'.

When I hit a really massive drive and still make bogey