My inner-child has Teller in his sights!

He is pissed because Teller is not a David Lynch fan...

Teller, for fuck's sake, watch some David Lynch movies!!! My inner-child has suggested that you watch "Lost Highway" and "Mulholland Dr." tonight... please do what he says before it is too late!!!

He has been sharpening knives and he purchased some rope and a scalpel...

Hey look pal, it's a complete accident--I'm usually familiar with the better directors, but somehow Lynch just slipped under my radar.

Checking imdb.com now...

Ok...I've seen "The Elephant Man." Good movie...

And "Dune," the movie version is excellent.

But shit...that's about it...

teller said:

My inner-child just purchased a bottle of lighter fluid and some matches!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

Now he said that you have to watch "Blue Velvet" too!

Yeah well your inner child can go back to the INNER. I hate kids!

teller said:

Look, fucker... I slice your eyeballs with a razor blade just to hear the popping sound as they open up.


*GODDAMN, TELLER... GET THE MOVIES!!!*

I ain't scared of no kid, goddamnit!!!

I love Eraserhead, that's some seriously fucked up disturbing shit (in a 'Un Chien Andalou' kinda way).

You just mentioned two of my favourite movies, Ice.

Have you seen "Donnie Darko"? It's quite a lot like Lynch's stuff, though perhaps a little more humorous and yet still dark and VERY deep and meaningful...I watched it for the second time last night.

I love it. I think any Lynch fan would, too.

mrdespues said:

"Donnie Darko" was very good too!

You really need to get the DVD and watch all the extra stuff... they actually explain that rather impenetrable movie.

I loved the film though... it is good. They also lowered the price on it at Best Buy since I paid $27.99 for it.

BorisFishpaw said:

"Un Chien Andalou" was immortalized further in a song called "Debaser" by the Pixies.




*The Pixies were ROCK GODS, by the way*

<---will watch the movies...but not because some inner child says to do so

teller said:

Have you read "The Dark Half" by Stephen King??? My inner-child is somewhat like Alexis Machine...

In fact, I have used Alexis Machine as a stage name in a couple of bands... maybe that fucker has been playing the whole times...

IceNine said:

You have excellent taste, Ice...except for your bizarre infatuation with Dubya...but I'll let that slide because intelligent people don't have to agree on everything.

NoFX, Solaris, Donnie Darko, David Lynch and now the The Pixies...wow...all stuff I love. They were a very special band. Love them. Do you like They Might Be Giants by any chance?

I love The Pixies too,
Nimrod's Son was always one of my favorites.

"You are the son of a motherfucker!"

How long has this Lynch person been making movies? I hate novices!!!

mrdespues said:

"Turn around... turn around... there's a human skull on the ground..."

Of course, I love They Might Be Giants!

NoFX

Muse2noPharaoh said:

"I have such sights to show you..." - Pinhead

BorisFishpaw said:

"You are the son of incestuous union..."

IceNine said:

Here is one of my favourites, Ice:

ABSOLUTELY BILL'S MOOD

I was born in a lighthouse, my mother was the sea
I crawled to school each morning, when it occured to me
That life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see
And this is what it said to me

My room is comfortably small
With rubber lining the walls
And there's someone always calling my name
He calls when I'm alone
And he calls when I'm not home
And he calls when I'm stuck out in the rain
I'm insane
I'm insane
I'm insane
I'm insane

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I'll get you out of that box... and your *edited* before it is all said and done...



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[This message was edited Sat Feb 22 16:56:44 PST 2003 by IceNine]

mrdespues said:

mrdespues said:

Good stuff... watch, someone will "yawn" at you though.

IceNine said:

I have a gift for you!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

As your master I command you to get undressed for me and IceNine and stop that yawning!



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[This message was edited Sat Feb 22 17:17:17 PST 2003 by mrdespues]

Muse2noPharaoh said:

I know you do... we have been discussing it for the past few weeks!

IceNine said:

Im prepared to give it to you now...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Oooh, so soon?

Are we still talking about the... you know? With the catwoman suit and all that?

IceNine said:

I believe that is a conversation you held with someone else !!

Take that!!!