poop in an outhouse and use newspaper to wipe your ass

OR

shit behind some bushes, with a roll of charmen???

THIS IS THE MATERIALISTIC THREAD!!!

KingBAD said:

poop in an outhouse and use newspaper to wipe your ass

OR

shit behind some bushes, with a roll of charmen???

THIS IS THE MATERIALISTIC THREAD!!!

What newspaper is it?

won't the ink rub off on your bum?

lust said:

KingBAD said:

poop in an outhouse and use newspaper to wipe your ass

OR

shit behind some bushes, with a roll of charmen???

THIS IS THE MATERIALISTIC THREAD!!!

What newspaper is it?

THE KENTUCKY GAZETTE...

where else can you find an outhouse?

Deadcake said:

won't the ink rub off on your bum?

you people are gross

who da fuck wants to wipe they ass with NEWSPAPER???

what if you have massive diarrhea?

Rococo said:

what if you have massive diarrhea?

then the nearest potted plant is a reasonable alternative

So,

would you rather go to costco

and buy six months of suplies for your

cabin in the mountains

OR

walk up to your apartment on the 32nd floor

twice a year???

KingBAD said:

lust said:

What newspaper is it?

THE KENTUCKY GAZETTE...

where else can you find an outhouse?

In that case, the bushes. I only would allow a quality journalistic publication to come into contact with my valve du merde.

The Wall St. Journal and The Weekly Standard are just perfect for my outhouse experience.

WOULD YOU RATHER

have an old world castle (fireplaces, torches, candles)

no modern conveniences. but richly laid out (guilded to the max, golden filagree)

OR

an 'A' frame in the ozarks

fully loaded, with the suv of your choice?

KingBAD said:

poop in an outhouse and use newspaper to wipe your ass

OR

shit behind some bushes, with a roll of charmen???

THIS IS THE MATERIALISTIC THREAD!!!

i got you one of these

KingBAD said:

WOULD YOU RATHER

have an old world castle (fireplaces, torches, candles)

no modern conveniences. but richly laid out (guilded to the max, golden filagree)

OR

an 'A' frame in the ozarks

fully loaded, with the suv of your choice?

both

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

WOULD YOU RATHER

have an old world castle (fireplaces, torches, candles)

no modern conveniences. but richly laid out (guilded to the max, golden filagree)

OR

an 'A' frame in the ozarks

fully loaded, with the suv of your choice?

both

you are soooooooooo decadent!!!

am not

XxAxX said:

am not

here my dear...

^that's beautiful but i already have the perfect lifestyle. i live here on the outskirts of exotic, exciting minneapolis and for road trips i jaunt east, to the rustic outhouse outdoor woods....

KingBAD said:

poop in an outhouse and use newspaper to wipe your ass

OR

shit behind some bushes, with a roll of charmen???

THIS IS THE MATERIALISTIC THREAD!!!

shit behind some bushes with a roll of charmin.

outhouses are nasty and often non-functioning

aint no telling where that newspaper has been plus it might be too rough and leave ink on my ass. I don't need no damn sudoku on my ass. and you can't flush newspaper...probably why the outhouse is non-functioning.

KingBAD said:

So,

would you rather go to costco

and buy six months of suplies for your

cabin in the mountains

OR

walk up to your apartment on the 32nd floor

twice a year???

go to costco and buy six months of supplies for my cabin in the mountains. I love Costco and I love mountain cabins. South Lake Tahoe baby!

KingBAD said:

WOULD YOU RATHER

have an old world castle (fireplaces, torches, candles)

no modern conveniences. but richly laid out (guilded to the max, golden filagree)

OR

an 'A' frame in the ozarks

fully loaded, with the suv of your choice?

The A frame only if it comes with a 2013 Mercedes Benz G-Class in black or custome fire engiune red!

just as long as its clean and no skid matks i'm cool

ThisOne said:

just as long as its clean and no skid matks i'm cool

WELCOME TO THE CHARMEN SIDE...

Would you rather....

Suck on a dick that looked like a cork screw

or

Suck on a cork screw that looked like a dick?

HotGritz said:

Would you rather....

Suck on a dick that looked like a cork screw

or

Suck on a cork screw that looked like a dick?

whut did you do???

man, dick is dick. when you are in a dick depression, then beggards can't be choosers.

Rococo said:

man, dick is dick. when you are in a dick depression, then beggards can't be choosers.

x 10,000

"dick depression"

charmin please...

@ this THREAD!!!

1. Bushes with Charmin (or Scottissue preferably)

2. Cabin in the mountains for 6 months (as long as I have internet somehow)

3. Old World Castle (as long as I have internet somehow)

4. NEITHER Hotgritz ...but bring your ass over to my Old World Castle in the mountains...

PurpleJedi said:

@ this THREAD!!!

1. Bushes with Charmin (or Scottissue preferably)

2. Cabin in the mountains for 6 months (as long as I have internet somehow)

3. Old World Castle (as long as I have internet somehow)

4. NEITHER Hotgritz ...but bring your ass over to my Old World Castle in the mountains...

do you have corkscrews?

HotGritz said:

PurpleJedi said:

@ this THREAD!!!

1. Bushes with Charmin (or Scottissue preferably)

2. Cabin in the mountains for 6 months (as long as I have internet somehow)

3. Old World Castle (as long as I have internet somehow)

4. NEITHER Hotgritz ...but bring your ass over to my Old World Castle in the mountains...

do you have corkscrews?