January 21, 2012

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Hazel Jones, the British woman who recently revealed that she has two fully formed vaginas, turned down a $1 million offer to do porn.

According to reports, Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch reached out with the one million dollar offer to 27-year-old Jones, who has been present in the media when she went public with her condition, uterus didelphys, which caused her to be born with two vaginas, as well as two uteruses and two cervixes.

"You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services," Hirsch reportedly wrote in the letter.

Hirsch said Jones may pick any partner of her choosing. "We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations," he wrote.

Last Wednesday, Jones appeared on iTV1 show "This Morning" where she said she would definitely reject any offers.

"I have never received any offers of this kind of work nor would I never consider doing it in a million years," Jones said last week. "I just want to be left alone."

Growing Up with Two Vaginas

Jones said she prefers to "celebrate" her body, though initially she was confused. "It wasn't fun," she said. "I used to suffer from horrendous cramps... I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs."

Eventually, by the age of 18, Jones learned her condition when she lost her virginity.

She immediately went to the hospital, where she was offered surgery, but turned it down due to risks involved with tearing down the wall, or middle septum, between the two vaginas.

"They have to treat you like they would a post-op transsexual, because if you have something removed from an area like that there's a risk of healing back together," she said.

"If you are not aware that you have got this, it can be really uncomfortable," Jones told "This Morning" hosts Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

"I thought I was having cystitis, I thought I was having urine infections from a young age, when I wasn't. I was actually tearing the middle septum."

In the beginning, Hazel Jones found sex with two vaginas to be quite uncomfortable, though she says now there is "no issue whatsoever" having sex with her husband Riki, bragging, "My fella has two."

She said the couple sometimes attend fetish parties together. Jones said she is not embarrassed by the condition but rather uses it for social benefits. "My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back," she told The Sun.

"In fact, it's something I celebrate." "As soon as I found out what it was, I told everybody," she said. "I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice breaker at parties."

According to Jones, she is happy to show everyone, including women. However, her condition, which is extremely rare and only occurs in around one in 3,000 cases, nearly prohibits her from having children; Doctors have told her that if she becomes pregnant, she is at a greater risk for miscarrying, premature birth and bleeding. "I'm told that if I get pregnant, I've got to be careful I don't get pregnant again in the other side," she told "This Morning.

Hazel Jones said her condition will not hold her back from starting a family.

No, she has a deadpan sense of humor.

I'd do her...twice!

We'll see what she says when somebody offers her $5 million. The photos of her wearing latex, holding two vibratos, pouring two bottles of honey on herself don't do a whole hell of a lot to convince me that she wouldn't accept the offer. Also, I would point out the obvious contradictions in the included article, but it's the Sun, so that's not really necessary.

Cerebus said:

Deadcake said:

Cerebus said:

We'll see what she says when somebody offers her $5 million. The photos of her wearing latex, holding two vibratos, pouring two bottles of honey on herself don't do a whole hell of a lot to convince me that she wouldn't accept the offer. Also, I would point out the obvious contradictions in the included article, but it's the Sun, so that's not really necessary.

Point them out anyway, for people like me that didn't really get the humor in it. What was that fetish party stuff all about??

Point out what? The pics? I just did a Yahoo image search with her name. This page seems to have most of them...

http://lanoticiacaliente.com/la-extrana-condicion-de-una-joven-britanica-que-tiene-dos-vaginas/

Cerebus said:

Deadcake said:

Cerebus said:

Point out what? The pics? I just did a Yahoo image search with her name. This page seems to have most of them...

http://lanoticiacaliente.com/la-extrana-condicion-de-una-joven-britanica-que-tiene-dos-vaginas/

No the obvious contradictions in that article

OoooOOOOOoooh. The whole, "I just want to be left alone" followed by the mention of fetish parties and "My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back," "In fact, it's something I celebrate." "As soon as I found out what it was, I told everybody," she said. "I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice breaker at parties."

But like I said, it's the Sun, so I don't actually believe 90% of it is accurate to begin with.

Cerebus said:

Cerebus said:

Deadcake said:

Cerebus said: No the obvious contradictions in that article

OoooOOOOOoooh. The whole, "I just want to be left alone" followed by the mention of fetish parties and "My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back," "In fact, it's something I celebrate." "As soon as I found out what it was, I told everybody," she said. "I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice breaker at parties."

But like I said, it's the Sun, so I don't actually believe 90% of it is accurate to begin with.

That doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't have a point she won't go beyond.

Lots of folks do have things they won't do, no matter how much they're offered.

Not everyone can be bought.

Hopefully, women with one vagina will reject offers to go into porn, too.

So what's the scenario here, is it like one on top of the other, or is she like a human bowling ball...(i can see you all picturing this right now)...

How can she not have noticted it until she was 18 though? Is it not normal size? And can you penetrate that vagina, if its not? Lots of questions.

Pics or GTFO.

Dren5 said:

Cerebus said:

OoooOOOOOoooh. The whole, "I just want to be left alone" followed by the mention of fetish parties and "My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back," "In fact, it's something I celebrate." "As soon as I found out what it was, I told everybody," she said. "I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice breaker at parties."

But like I said, it's the Sun, so I don't actually believe 90% of it is accurate to begin with.

That doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't have a point she won't go beyond.

Lots of folks do have things they won't do, no matter how much they're offered.

Not everyone can be bought.

Actually, I totally agree with this.

Why would anyone come out and tell the world that they have 2 vaginas......WTF...what good will come of it.......we didn't all need to know that

funkmunki said:

So what's the scenario here, is it like one on top of the other, or is she like a human bowling ball...(i can see you all picturing this right now)...

I'm curious too, but is sounds like they're side by side.

morningsong said:

funkmunki said:

So what's the scenario here, is it like one on top of the other, or is she like a human bowling ball...(i can see you all picturing this right now)...

I'm curious too, but is sounds like they're side by side.

Cerebus said:

Deadcake said:

Cerebus said: Point them out anyway, for people like me that didn't really get the humor in it. What was that fetish party stuff all about??

Point out what? The pics? I just did a Yahoo image search with her name. This page seems to have most of them...

http://lanoticiacaliente.com/la-extrana-condicion-de-una-joven-britanica-que-tiene-dos-vaginas/

I think the visual when most people think of two vaginas might be wrong. Based on that diagram in the youtube video, her husband can either go left or right instead the usual one way when they're doing the deed. I think

^^^^

and all along i was trying to work out where the middle hole was positioned

I Googled "Double Vagina" because I wanted to see what it looked like. Boy was that a mistake. There was a photoshopped thing, of a lady with three of them. There's no way I'm gonna like myself after I masturbate to that tonight.

runphilrun said:

Her husband can either go left or right instead the usual one way when they're doing the deed. I think

Some guys have all the luck in the world!

HobbesLeCute said:

Deadcake said:

HobbesLeCute said:

I Googled "Double Vagina" because I wanted to see what it looked like. Boy was that a mistake. There was a photoshopped thing, of a lady with three of them. There's no way I'm gonna like myself after I masturbate to that tonight.

Three doubles???

No, just three singles. It was actually the least unsettling image I found on that search.

HobbesLeCute said:

Deadcake said:

HobbesLeCute said: Three doubles???

No, just three singles. It was actually the least unsettling image I found on that search.

I googled and got this:

NSFW

Good.

2 Vaginas deserves at least 2 Million on top of anything that Lindsey Lohan would get.

nd33 said: