corny things i used to say while driving.

1. chuck you farley

2. get the flock outta here

3. oh sugar honey ice tea = meaning "*hit"

4. you turkey pot pie

5. what an adam henry = meaning "*ss hole"

(this was the kind of expletives i'd sometimes use while commuting with my child in the car)

now i don't do the daily commute so have no reason to use the above.

I'm from Alberta, so 'fuckin'' gets a lot of use.

e.g. "It was about, oh, fuckin', quarter past ten when I got to the fuckin' venue."

[Edited 1/18/12 9:20am]

free2bfreeda said:

corny things i used to say while driving.

1. chuck you farley

2. get the flock outta here

3. oh sugar honey ice tea = meaning "*hit"

4. you turkey pot pie

5. what an adam henry = meaning "*ss hole"

(this was the kind of expletives i'd sometimes use while commuting with my child in the car)

now i don't do the daily commute so have no reason to use the above.

^ i often say "ARRGGGHHH! STOP TAILGATING ME YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS, UNEDUCATED, DANGEROUS-TO-YOURSELF-AND-OTHERS MORON!!!!!!"

"BACK OFF AND STAY BACKED OFF YOU FOOL! DID YOU EVEN PASS THE DRIVING TEST? EVER HEAR OF THE THREE SECOND RULE????""

"DON'T YOU DARE SLAM INTO THE BACK OF MY VEHICLE WHEN I AM STOPPED FOR A RED LIGHT! PAY ATTENTION OR STAY HOME!!!"

[Edited 1/18/12 9:45am]