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So these TWO OLD LADIES were driving behind LORENA BOBBIT So these two old ladies were driving behind Lorena Bobbit, just after she severed John Bobbit's penis off.
Lorena is thinking to herself, "SHit,.... I need to get rid of the evidence.!!! "
So she tosses the penis out of her car window, and it flies back to the car behind it.
The car behind it is occupied by those two old ladies of course.
The penis hits the windsheild of the car, makes loud thud, and bounces off the car and onto the side of the road.
The little old lady passenger looks at her friend and says, "my lord, did you see the size of the dick on that mosquito?"
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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No, no, no.
A FATHER and a young SON are behind the car and when it hits the windshield, the embarrassed father says, "Did you see the size of that bug that just hit the windshield?"
And the son says, "It sure had a huge dick, didn't it, Dad?" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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"Hey look what I found by the side of the road!"
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I love funk pills fridays | |
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Good music makes me happy. | |
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Timely, too! My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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