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Thread started 01/06/12 6:56pm

imago

So these TWO OLD LADIES were driving behind LORENA BOBBIT

So these two old ladies were driving behind Lorena Bobbit, just after she severed John Bobbit's penis off.

Lorena is thinking to herself, "SHit,.... I need to get rid of the evidence.!!! omfg "

So she tosses the penis out of her car window, and it flies back to the car behind it.

The car behind it is occupied by those two old ladies of course.

The penis hits the windsheild of the car, makes loud thud, and bounces off the car and onto the side of the road.

The little old lady passenger looks at her friend and says, "my lord, did you see the size of the dick on that mosquito?" eek

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Reply #1 posted 01/06/12 7:08pm

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Reply #2 posted 01/06/12 7:11pm

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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
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Reply #3 posted 01/06/12 7:12pm

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imago said:

So these two old ladies were driving behind Lorena Bobbit, just after she severed John Bobbit's penis off.

Lorena is thinking to herself, "SHit,.... I need to get rid of the evidence.!!! omfg "

So she tosses the penis out of her car window, and it flies back to the car behind it.

The car behind it is occupied by those two old ladies of course.

The penis hits the windsheild of the car, makes loud thud, and bounces off the car and onto the side of the road.

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The little old lady passenger looks at her friend and says, "my lord, did you see the size of the dick on that mosquito?" eek

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #4 posted 01/06/12 7:22pm

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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
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Reply #5 posted 01/06/12 7:24pm

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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
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Reply #6 posted 01/06/12 7:25pm

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lol

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Reply #7 posted 01/07/12 3:47am

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Reply #8 posted 01/07/12 6:56am

Ottensen

lol lol lol

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Reply #9 posted 01/07/12 7:07am

RodeoSchro

No, no, no.

A FATHER and a young SON are behind the car and when it hits the windshield, the embarrassed father says, "Did you see the size of that bug that just hit the windshield?"

And the son says, "It sure had a huge dick, didn't it, Dad?"

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Reply #10 posted 01/07/12 8:37am

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lol

tinaz said:

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lol

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Reply #11 posted 01/07/12 9:42am

PurpleJedi

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #12 posted 01/07/12 10:31am

XxAxX

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"Hey look what I found by the side of the road!"

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Reply #13 posted 01/08/12 6:59pm

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Reply #14 posted 01/09/12 7:13am

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Reply #15 posted 01/11/12 5:10pm

GeminiBrown

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RodeoSchro said:

No, no, no.

A FATHER and a young SON are behind the car and when it hits the windshield, the embarrassed father says, "Did you see the size of that bug that just hit the windshield?"

And the son says, "It sure had a huge dick, didn't it, Dad?"

falloff

Good music makes me happy.
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Reply #16 posted 01/11/12 5:22pm

NDRU

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Timely, too!

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Reply #17 posted 01/11/12 6:15pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

No, no, no.

A FATHER and a young SON are behind the car and when it hits the windshield, the embarrassed father says, "Did you see the size of that bug that just hit the windshield?"

And the son says, "It sure had a huge dick, didn't it, Dad?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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