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PrintableIceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: My inner-child just awoke from a nap and immediately propositioned a woman for sex... I don't know what to do here.
To hell with ya! I got you all prepared for an ass-wax, and ya punked out and left.  He was making me drive him to various locations to commit crimes... I was busy.  Then keep yo hairy ass!  Too late... He got mad at me last night when I didn't get him enough tacos... he spilled kerosene over my buttocks and lit them on fire... he is not a happy boy. 
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: My inner-child just awoke from a nap and immediately propositioned a woman for sex... I don't know what to do here.
To hell with ya! I got you all prepared for an ass-wax, and ya punked out and left. He was making me drive him to various locations to commit crimes... I was busy. Then keep yo hairy ass! Too late... He got mad at me last night when I didn't get him enough tacos... he spilled kerosene over my buttocks and lit them on fire... he is not a happy boy. I guess 'yo hairy ass' ain't so hairy now then 
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: My inner-child just awoke from a nap and immediately propositioned a woman for sex... I don't know what to do here.
To hell with ya! I got you all prepared for an ass-wax, and ya punked out and left. He was making me drive him to various locations to commit crimes... I was busy. Then keep yo hairy ass! Too late... He got mad at me last night when I didn't get him enough tacos... he spilled kerosene over my buttocks and lit them on fire... he is not a happy boy.
I hope you covered your balls... Luckily, he missed those with the kerosene... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BorisFishpaw said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: My inner-child just awoke from a nap and immediately propositioned a woman for sex... I don't know what to do here.
To hell with ya! I got you all prepared for an ass-wax, and ya punked out and left. He was making me drive him to various locations to commit crimes... I was busy. Then keep yo hairy ass! Too late... He got mad at me last night when I didn't get him enough tacos... he spilled kerosene over my buttocks and lit them on fire... he is not a happy boy. I guess 'yo hairy ass' ain't so hairy now then
(s'pose it beats paying out for a wax) It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower. Tell me about it... my inner-child would not allow me the luxury of a hard-on though... he kept hitting me in the cock with a ball-peen hammer if I started to get aroused... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower. Tell me about it... my inner-child would not allow me the luxury of a hard-on though... he kept hitting me in the cock with a ball-peen hammer if I started to get aroused... Knowing you, I'm surprised that didn't encourage things!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower. Tell me about it... my inner-child would not allow me the luxury of a hard-on though... he kept hitting me in the cock with a ball-peen hammer if I started to get aroused... Knowing you, I'm surprised that didn't encourage things! SHHH!!! He is reading this stuff! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower. Tell me about it... my inner-child would not allow me the luxury of a hard-on though... he kept hitting me in the cock with a ball-peen hammer if I started to get aroused... Knowing you, I'm surprised that didn't encourage things! SHHH!!! He is reading this stuff! Ice, you still trippin with ya inner child? Bust a cap in him and move on. | |
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SuperC said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower. Tell me about it... my inner-child would not allow me the luxury of a hard-on though... he kept hitting me in the cock with a ball-peen hammer if I started to get aroused... Knowing you, I'm surprised that didn't encourage things! SHHH!!! He is reading this stuff! Ice, you still trippin with ya inner child? Bust a cap in him and move on. That fucker must have been dipped in kevlar... he is impenetrable! I might just have to accept him and give in to the dark side of the force. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SuperC said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: It was okay... my inner-child has a soft side... he kidnapped a midget and made her rub ointments on my burned up buttocks last night...
ooohh. Time for a cold shower. Tell me about it... my inner-child would not allow me the luxury of a hard-on though... he kept hitting me in the cock with a ball-peen hammer if I started to get aroused... Knowing you, I'm surprised that didn't encourage things! SHHH!!! He is reading this stuff! Ice, you still trippin with ya inner child? Bust a cap in him and move on. That fucker must have been dipped in kevlar... he is impenetrable! I might just have to accept him and give in to the dark side of the force. Then whip out your lightsabre and cut the little phucks head off. | |
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SuperC said: Then whip out your lightsabre and cut the little phucks head off.
I don't even want him to know that a light saber exists! :veryscaredofmyinner-child: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: That fucker must have been dipped in kevlar... he is impenetrable!
I might just have to accept him and give in to the dark side of the force. You say 'dark side of the force' like it's a BAD thing. strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the darkside will be complete. | |
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DarthBane said: IceNine said: That fucker must have been dipped in kevlar... he is impenetrable!
I might just have to accept him and give in to the dark side of the force. You say 'dark side of the force' like it's a BAD thing. Well... let's put it this way... We watched "Black Sheep" and he immediately went out and butchered 500 hundred chickens and screwed TWO beagles... just to beat the record!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: DarthBane said: IceNine said: That fucker must have been dipped in kevlar... he is impenetrable!
I might just have to accept him and give in to the dark side of the force. You say 'dark side of the force' like it's a BAD thing. Well... let's put it this way... We watched "Black Sheep" and he immediately went out and butchered 500 hundred chickens and screwed TWO beagles... just to beat the record!!! Has he seen Natural Born Killers yet? strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the darkside will be complete. | |
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DarthBane said: IceNine said: DarthBane said: IceNine said: That fucker must have been dipped in kevlar... he is impenetrable!
I might just have to accept him and give in to the dark side of the force. You say 'dark side of the force' like it's a BAD thing. Well... let's put it this way... We watched "Black Sheep" and he immediately went out and butchered 500 hundred chickens and screwed TWO beagles... just to beat the record!!! Has he seen Natural Born Killers yet? No... I also don't let him watch the news... I told him that the television is broken.. Oh, fuck... he's coming back... gotta go... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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