wellbeyond said:

I got it!!! It was DAMIEN!!!

Maybe I am lucky that he is only the son of Satan, as I don't know about the idea of being "screwed worset." What does that do to a guy's rectum???

:O

wellbeyond said:

IceNine said:

C'man...you can't expect a guy to look at a pic of Dame Edna and NOT make a typo or two...

wellbeyond said:

Well, that's true...

So I am assuming that "worset" was a typo and was not supposed to refer to someone being dressed in a corset and screwed really hard.

Thank heavens.

IceNine said:

Take a look in the mirror and just fuckin laugh, cuz I've seen some really funny shit going on here. And uh by the way it's me - SweeTea/Funksha/oragnerim/Naymani...whoever


This place is reeaaallly boring so go ahead and do your do, big boy!

Naymani said:

Well, hello SweeTea!

Would you please murder my inner-child for me?

Get your inner child a job, a car and a mortgage.

Nothing saps the power of a child faster than responsibility.

IceNine said:

Why are you thanking something that doesn't exist??...

BorisFishpaw said:

You are SO right... I would put that fucker on the job market if it weren't for the fact that he keeps killing THEN raping everyone.

wellbeyond said:

I used "heavens" strictly as a reference to the universe... not a strange, mythical, ethereal plane that is populated by non-corporeal entities... my inner-child would never allow me to speak of such nonsense.

IceNine said:

Hell, just roll with it, then, that's what I say...eventually your inner child will kill you, and it, too, will cease to exist...problem solved... 8)

IceNine said:

Sorry, can't do that, I love children. I can however send Azure an extention cord to whip yo ass with. That's all you need is a little butt whippin, murder is a bit rash don't you think?

IceNine said:

If yer inner chile's name is "Damien" it might...lol...


Now, if it's Dame Edna, well...

wellbeyond said:

Nope... he really likes me... he keeps calling me "pussy boy" and "little bitch." I think these are terms of endearment.

At least you've got an Inner Child.
Mine ran off to join the Jim Rose Circus when I was 17.

BorisFishpaw said:

All the better... now YOU get the pleasure from the looting, pillaging, raping and robbing that you do on a daily basis!

I cannot even enjoy it because my inner-child keeps saying things like "mind your own business, square" and things like that when I try to join in on the fun.

IceNine said:

That sucks!

2 years after mine ran off, I found a new one
who swears he used to belong to Mickey Knox.
Makes for some very interesting road trips.

Being bored...

INSATIABLE said:

Did your inner-child throw another "shrimp on the barbie?"

"Someplace warm.
A place where the beer flows like wine.
A place where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

I'm talking about a little place called Assspen."


"I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes."

"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!"

IceNine said:

we say that one all the time.




"One time, I successfully mated a Bulldog with a Shih Tsu."

"Oh really? That's weird."

"Yeah. We called it a bullshit". (hysterical laughter)

Ice's inner child smiled to himself
thinking "that's the last time Uncle
David will buy me peanut m&m's,
when I clearly asked for regular"

BorisFishpaw said:

My inner child is definitely a "bad seed."

I am afraid to go to a pet store now...

My inner-child just awoke from a nap and immediately propositioned a woman for sex... I don't know what to do here.

IceNine said:

To hell with ya!

I got you all prepared for an ass-wax, and ya punked out and left.

LaVisHh said:

He was making me drive him to various locations to commit crimes... I was busy.

IceNine said:

Then keep yo hairy ass!

LaVisHh said:

Too late...

He got mad at me last night when I didn't get him enough tacos... he spilled kerosene over my buttocks and lit them on fire... he is not a happy boy.